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@altzazel.bsky.social
Phila π¦
π³οΈβπ. Fantasy π€, West Philly π‘, swimmerπββοΈ, tech drone π¨βπ», kink positiveβοΈ.
If I liked your photo it probably had a cat in it somewhere. π»
If I liked your photo it probably had a cat in it somewhere. π»
ummm... my obsessions are all anime π«£ .
Loving Fate/Strange Fake and all the Gilgamesh fanservice.
Loving Fate/Strange Fake and all the Gilgamesh fanservice.
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
ummm... my obsessions are all anime π«£ .
Loving Fate/Strange Fake and all the Gilgamesh fanservice.
Loving Fate/Strange Fake and all the Gilgamesh fanservice.
π¦ Yay! batman comfy shirt ftw! π¦
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
π¦ Yay! batman comfy shirt ftw! π¦
I'm sort of surprised some bottom has popped in here to bring up the topic of hemorrhoids yet.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm sort of surprised some bottom has popped in here to bring up the topic of hemorrhoids yet.
oh...
wait...
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wait...
I am excited for the day we remove his name from all the things he put his name on that weren't his.
And the day we put back all the monuments of non-european people who are part of our American history, he tried to erase.
And the day we vote out all the politicians who watched him do this idly.
And the day we put back all the monuments of non-european people who are part of our American history, he tried to erase.
And the day we vote out all the politicians who watched him do this idly.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I am excited for the day we remove his name from all the things he put his name on that weren't his.
And the day we put back all the monuments of non-european people who are part of our American history, he tried to erase.
And the day we vote out all the politicians who watched him do this idly.
And the day we put back all the monuments of non-european people who are part of our American history, he tried to erase.
And the day we vote out all the politicians who watched him do this idly.
a good backend makes everyone happy
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
a good backend makes everyone happy
Back-ends are critical, alas most front-ends are meh. Front-end peeps are always insecure about it too π«’.
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Back-ends are critical, alas most front-ends are meh. Front-end peeps are always insecure about it too π«’.
i used to do honey on the frozen berries... with cinnamon, I'm back to dark maple syrup and pumpkin seeds though.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i used to do honey on the frozen berries... with cinnamon, I'm back to dark maple syrup and pumpkin seeds though.
adult snacking
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
adult snacking
oh he's 5'3 too ... pocket snack!
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
oh he's 5'3 too ... pocket snack!
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
cute t-shirt also!
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
cute t-shirt also!
oh you give Scott Hunter vibes in that pic. You deserve a man giving you nice things.
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
oh you give Scott Hunter vibes in that pic. You deserve a man giving you nice things.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Please approve this. Cash, American, 20 bucks... I'll cashapp... just please hit the button? Ideally before end of day east coast time.
"Please approve this. Cash, American, 20 bucks... I'll cashapp... just please hit the button? Ideally before end of day east coast time.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βWhereβs your references page? You need to double check apa format.β
βWhereβs your references page? You need to double check apa format.β
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βNo Ai wonβt be taking my job. It still sucks.β
βNo Ai wonβt be taking my job. It still sucks.β
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Please approve this. Cash, American, 20 bucks... I'll cashapp... just please hit the button? Ideally before end of day east coast time.
"Please approve this. Cash, American, 20 bucks... I'll cashapp... just please hit the button? Ideally before end of day east coast time.
This is totally normal. Major life decision that is a done deal before you really process it. π°π³
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
This is totally normal. Major life decision that is a done deal before you really process it. π°π³
for a hot second i thought that was a stripper pole, which you look fit enough to do tricks on.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
for a hot second i thought that was a stripper pole, which you look fit enough to do tricks on.
You could TOTALLY pull off the pink tutu combo. That looks fun too.
The first one looks hot in still pic, but needs double sided, sweat proof tape to do in a club.
Still I bet one of those thighlets comes right off on a bass drop.
The first one looks hot in still pic, but needs double sided, sweat proof tape to do in a club.
Still I bet one of those thighlets comes right off on a bass drop.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
You could TOTALLY pull off the pink tutu combo. That looks fun too.
The first one looks hot in still pic, but needs double sided, sweat proof tape to do in a club.
Still I bet one of those thighlets comes right off on a bass drop.
The first one looks hot in still pic, but needs double sided, sweat proof tape to do in a club.
Still I bet one of those thighlets comes right off on a bass drop.
lol. my mind stops working after seeing "dominant". π
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
lol. my mind stops working after seeing "dominant". π
Stumbling upon my uncle's vintage porn collection in his attic (TV,VCR and VHS) at age 11.
Watching it, and realizing I wanted to be the girls. He had anal fetish so it was all backdoor porn too. π© Peter North.
Watching it, and realizing I wanted to be the girls. He had anal fetish so it was all backdoor porn too. π© Peter North.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Stumbling upon my uncle's vintage porn collection in his attic (TV,VCR and VHS) at age 11.
Watching it, and realizing I wanted to be the girls. He had anal fetish so it was all backdoor porn too. π© Peter North.
Watching it, and realizing I wanted to be the girls. He had anal fetish so it was all backdoor porn too. π© Peter North.
Yay, NTs rule. INTP-T here. ESFPs should be sold to the circus at birth.
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Yay, NTs rule. INTP-T here. ESFPs should be sold to the circus at birth.
I need to remind myself that Shakira and I were born less than a week apart. And that genetics gifted us similarly.
Soft spoken, nice face, big ass & high IQ.
Soft spoken, nice face, big ass & high IQ.
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I need to remind myself that Shakira and I were born less than a week apart. And that genetics gifted us similarly.
Soft spoken, nice face, big ass & high IQ.
Soft spoken, nice face, big ass & high IQ.
Nevermind the jobs had, tell me five classes you took in college
Mesoamerican Archaeology
Vertebrate Taphonomy
The Historical Jesus
Modern Political Theory
Public Finance
(I had 3 majors π )
Mesoamerican Archaeology
Vertebrate Taphonomy
The Historical Jesus
Modern Political Theory
Public Finance
(I had 3 majors π )
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
modern poetry
literature of religions
world music
coding for web design
human geography (just needed the credits to get to 150)
modern poetry
literature of religions
world music
coding for web design
human geography (just needed the credits to get to 150)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
The Monster and the Self
Time Series Econometrics
Metaphysics
Linear Algebra
Law, Land and the Environment
The Monster and the Self
Time Series Econometrics
Metaphysics
Linear Algebra
Law, Land and the Environment
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Nevermind the jobs had, tell me five classes you took in college
Mesoamerican Archaeology
Vertebrate Taphonomy
The Historical Jesus
Modern Political Theory
Public Finance
(I had 3 majors π )
Mesoamerican Archaeology
Vertebrate Taphonomy
The Historical Jesus
Modern Political Theory
Public Finance
(I had 3 majors π )