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altzazel.bsky.social
Supplanting Haystack
@altzazel.bsky.social
Phila πŸ¦…πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Fantasy πŸ€“, West Philly 🏑, swimmerπŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ, tech drone πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’», kink positive⛓️.

If I liked your photo it probably had a cat in it somewhere. 😻
ummm... my obsessions are all anime 🫣 .

Loving Fate/Strange Fake and all the Gilgamesh fanservice.
February 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
πŸ¦‡ Yay! batman comfy shirt ftw! πŸ¦‡
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm sort of surprised some bottom has popped in here to bring up the topic of hemorrhoids yet.
oh...
wait...
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I am excited for the day we remove his name from all the things he put his name on that weren't his.

And the day we put back all the monuments of non-european people who are part of our American history, he tried to erase.

And the day we vote out all the politicians who watched him do this idly.
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
a good backend makes everyone happy
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Back-ends are critical, alas most front-ends are meh. Front-end peeps are always insecure about it too 🫒.
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
i used to do honey on the frozen berries... with cinnamon, I'm back to dark maple syrup and pumpkin seeds though.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
adult snacking
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
oh he's 5'3 too ... pocket snack!
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Post a banger not in English

(ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION has multiple 🀩)
youtu.be/nJ6A6GC_ki4
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
cute t-shirt also!
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
oh you give Scott Hunter vibes in that pic. You deserve a man giving you nice things.
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
woof
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Please approve this. Cash, American, 20 bucks... I'll cashapp... just please hit the button? Ideally before end of day east coast time.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

β€œWhere’s your references page? You need to double check apa format.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

β€œNo Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
geezus
February 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This is totally normal. Major life decision that is a done deal before you really process it. 😰😳
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
for a hot second i thought that was a stripper pole, which you look fit enough to do tricks on.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
You could TOTALLY pull off the pink tutu combo. That looks fun too.

The first one looks hot in still pic, but needs double sided, sweat proof tape to do in a club.

Still I bet one of those thighlets comes right off on a bass drop.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
lol. my mind stops working after seeing "dominant". 😏
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Stumbling upon my uncle's vintage porn collection in his attic (TV,VCR and VHS) at age 11.

Watching it, and realizing I wanted to be the girls. He had anal fetish so it was all backdoor porn too. 🍩 Peter North.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
this☝️
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Yay, NTs rule. INTP-T here. ESFPs should be sold to the circus at birth.
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I need to remind myself that Shakira and I were born less than a week apart. And that genetics gifted us similarly.

Soft spoken, nice face, big ass & high IQ.
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Nevermind the jobs had, tell me five classes you took in college

Mesoamerican Archaeology

Vertebrate Taphonomy

The Historical Jesus

Modern Political Theory

Public Finance

(I had 3 majors πŸ˜…)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

modern poetry

literature of religions

world music

coding for web design

human geography (just needed the credits to get to 150)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

The Monster and the Self

Time Series Econometrics

Metaphysics

Linear Algebra

Law, Land and the Environment
February 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM