My reaction when I have to read small print anymore

time to attend a small elite college in Maine

If the Jesus lover dude wants to hold up signs with quotes from the Bible while standing on the corner of 5th ave and 20th street, then I should be able to do the same with my favorite Shakespeare quotes, and maybe-to a lesser extent-some Emil Cioran aphorisms thrown in

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On