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alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1h

Just heard someone on a podcast pronounce HR Giger’s last name as “Guy-ger” instead of “Gee-ger” and the “HR GIGER NAME MISPRONUNCIATION” alarm in my house went off

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 19h

Fine, I’ll leave

A box with a hole in it and a cat bed inside. A cat is lying on top and another cat is inside and they are both looking at me like they want me to leave

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

A couple houses with busted in roofs because they’re about to be demolished. The moon can be seen above them and most of the space in the photo is taken up by the clear sky above them

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

A pair of jeaned legs on a couch with a cat draping himself over one of them. His arms are hanging down and he’s looking down

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

I keep taking pictures of him and he keeps looking at me like 555 come on now

A cat with his two front paws resting in my palm. He is annoyed that he’s having his picture taken

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 1d

Referring to myself in the third person as “the kid” in the job interview

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

Head banging cat🤘

A cat in a window. Her body is in focus but her head is blurry

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

That’s what I was thinking

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta yell “BOUNDARIES!” until they shut up

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

This probably isn’t true, actually. I’m pretty sure the president isn’t allowed to break the law.

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

I’m imagining this was written by Mike Patton

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

Trough urinals are obscene

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

What the fuck

My notifications for this post with a goddamn error message “upstream service unavailable”

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

My public restroom etiquette is simple. If my dick is out I don’t want to talk to you. You can talk to me while I’m washing my hands but I still won’t like it

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

So anyway, what’s going on over here

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

I have DUMPED this LOSER SITE!!!
I am a MASTODON USER NOW and I will ONLY POST HERE when I experience TECH ISSUES that prevent me from seeing my TOOTS!!!!

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

I have DUMPED this LOSER SITE!!!
I am a MASTODON USER NOW and I will ONLY POST HERE when I experience TECH ISSUES that prevent me from seeing my TOOTS!!!!

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I got my lab coat on, gloves, safety goggles, the whole nine

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

A van in front of my car with license plate STR1DER

The video game character Strider

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

Hearing a song covered by Weezer is like seeing a meme by a Democratic politician

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 2d

I’m going to conduct a scientific experiment

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 3d

“Bless You” Culture is simply out of control

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 3d

I think my mind got smaller. I know less stuff than I did a couple days ago

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 4d

Goin angh angh angh and everything

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 4d

Apply gentle pressure against the back of the cat’s cheek to initiate air chewing

alygory @alygory.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry, man. That’s fucking rough. I’m sure you gave Ruby the best life possible.