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miracle pattyween 🎃 @patsenner.bsky.social · 8h

"heather mason whats your preferred social media"
heather:

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miracle pattyween 🎃 @patsenner.bsky.social · 5h

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 12h

was gonna say wait i'm not cut and i've got like ultra mega super autism

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miracle pattyween 🎃 @patsenner.bsky.social · 14h

she suckin my dick with Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4: All Special Tricks! (PS1 Gameplay) on the tv

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alan @zakoshake.net · 14h

my ass still doesnt own a european copy of WLK but god damn i'm becoming chinese tonight

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alan @zakoshake.net · 19h

my child keeps trying to make potions in our bathtub

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 21h

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

dogs, who very famously never yelp or cry for no reason whatsoever

[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

like i am the biggest streamer hater on earth and i will not hesitate to pile on when any of them fuck up even once, but even I'm wondering where the evidence for the shock collar thing is besides vibes.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

ate too much ice cream and got a tummy ache

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

abababababa :3

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

gougar

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

99% sure the map used for this promo image is stalkyard eventually used for the multiplayer maps

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

learn 👇🏽

Yo3翼 @yo3-wing.bsky.social · 1d

フブキくんでこんにちは🐾　

#円山動物園
#ユキヒョウ
#snowleopard

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

not only has the ghost of orson welles visited me and told that me he's proud of me he also complimented my fat fucking snow leopard titties

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

yeah he still stuck in the Fucked Up Evil world basically and he basically wrote in another character to save his ass

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

like i am the biggest streamer hater on earth and i will not hesitate to pile on when any of them fuck up even once, but even I'm wondering where the evidence for the shock collar thing is besides vibes.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

idk the hasan thing seems like nothing to me. and I'm not talking as tho I'm his biggest dickrider or whatever but the whole thing seems like way out of proportion.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

ur so right...

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

this also the most fag-coded thing Hank had ever done

[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · Sep 9

The dog dancing episode is the closest Hank ever got to being part of a weird internet subculture.

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

i feel her pain tho. even i get tired of talking to people below the age of like 28 and i hate that my options are either people who still have to call their mom for everything (most social media) or adults who whine about fortnite (bsky)

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

look man you get to a certain age and you've got 1 of 2 paths: you can either just not post at all (the correct option) or suffer in the turbo autism retirement home (bsky)

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[as] @alynswim.bsky.social · 1d

either here or in the case of my older brother watching clips of old mortal kombat games on youtube shorts

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alan @zakoshake.net · 2d

we are starting a pop group and producing 1 hit single, then make garbage for the next 2 years before disbanding and maybe one of our members die of a drug overdose or something

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