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Red Haired Heifer

@alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social

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25 / 🏳️‍⚧️ / She\They / 18+ ONLY NSFW / HRT: 1/4/22 / Taken 🔒 / PALESTINE WILL BE FREE 🇵🇸 / Links: https://linktr.ee/AlyssaDotjpeg

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4d

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Hi hi my name is Alyssa!
Local Cow Balloon 🐮🎈

All my links can be found here:
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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4h

Can't hear you over me being tucked in bed all nice and cute

Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4h

Counter spell (brushed my teeth)

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4h

Tummy is a little achy after Taco Bell 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 16h

Just got out of the shower, did I always used to wobble this much? 😅

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Blueberry Girl! 🫐 @b3llyinflationist.bsky.social · 3d

If you contribute to any of the things on this list I'll give you a little video treat <3

Blueberry Girl! 🫐 @b3llyinflationist.bsky.social · 4d

My wishlist got cleared out! Thank you all SO MUCH! I added a few new things that'll help me get even closer to bursting point! 💥

Enjoy a good stuffing for now :)

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

What am I some kind of CLOWN from your home TOWN? I am literally a princess wearing a crown so you better bow down

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curvy kitty @predstrogen.bsky.social · 16d

i need a shower to recover after rounding out like this, i forget what a food balloon i can be... 😮‍💨

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

"hey you should be over 200 pounds" I'M TRYING! NO ONE FEEDS ME !

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KG 🏳️‍⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 2d

I had a goofy idea

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

Just added these to my Throne, treat me 💋
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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

Why can't I just be perma inflated, my figure would look so much better if I had a constantly rounded tummy

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

GOD I need to get in there..

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

Right no of course not! You would be kind and gentle and sweet

Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 1d

Would I still be giving it to you if given the chance? ... Probably but shhh you didn't hear that from me

Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 2d

Some of y'all would be way too dangerous to hand the pump to. I would fear for my life I swear 😭

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 2d

She's so good at it too.. like, it feels like it's on purpose but it's just so genuine.

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 2d

Headmate joining the VC

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PrincessSamoyed @princesssamoyed.bsky.social · 2d

Getting settled in this new place and borrowing my husband's tablet while waiting for a replacement pen to get here(next month 🙃) so here's a good ol good ol

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 2d

Lazy girls should be rewarded with dinner from horny men
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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 2d

Those look pretty heavy, but it looks like you're still standing up alright so maybe they should be bigger..

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 3d

Smoking and shower time, what should I do tonight 🧐

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 3d

People seem to really like tight clothing stretched across a ballooned out tummy huh?
📝😚

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4d

Side profile looks a bit different with a little air.. 🎈💢

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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4d

I want some dinner
Get to it
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Red Haired Heifer @alyssadotjpeg.bsky.social · 4d

** PINNED **

Hi hi my name is Alyssa!
Local Cow Balloon 🐮🎈

All my links can be found here:
linktr.ee/AlyssaDotjpeg