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Mandamonium! but scary

@amandariffic.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈Former Latchkey child 👱🏻‍♀️Pink & Blonde til break of dawn 🏳️‍⚧️she/her/hers 🔞MDNI, I'm pro-SW 🦿The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it now more than ever.

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · Aug 30

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 16h

I'm getting a weird vibe too, all the way over here. My Spider-Sense has been tingling all morning.

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 16h

Blue guy, does things
Current the Hedgehog.
Collects all the golden rings
Current the Hedgehog.

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 17h

GUNDAM EYES 🎶

I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC BETWEEN YOU AND I! 🎶

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 17h

With love and respect to @lostcitymagic.bsky.social (follow them!) I see the WotD when it's posted, but today's gave me a joke idea so bad I winced.

So now if anyone needs me, I'll be putting googly eyes on my marabou feather neck accessory because it's my "feather boa constrictor"

Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 1d

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

A man living down in Georgia came to visit some relatives at Hickory-log. He was a great hunter and after

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is boa constrictor and pronounced ahdahyuhskeeyeeskee

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 17h

As you do

Raph of the TMNT punching Hitler in the face, with some "CHOK!" onomatopoeia

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 17h

I agree, lower right hand corner of the second screenshot: BRAVO!

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

If you wanna be my latte!

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

"Bone full! They are full of bones!"

Screenshot from American Dad. Stan is talking to Principal Lewis over "boneless" chicken wings, except Lewis finds out too late that they are "Bone full! They are full of bones!" and starts to choke.

He doesn't die.

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

Hakuna Ma-Cloud-ta

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously grilled, not steamed

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

Hey there, Big Bird! It's all over!
Your mission is a failure, you can't teach ABC's ....

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 1d

A screen cap from the Humpty dance music video. The image of a close-up of Shock G, and the caption reads

“Stop whatcha doin'
Cuz I'm about to ruin....
The voice inside your head for a minute...“

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 2d

I really need to get these - they're my second favorite set outside of the custom Mirage ones with the colored masks (though I wish they were also Playmates colored so I could get olive brown Donny!)

Amazing setup, friendo! <3

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 2d

Every day I see the news and it feels like I'm stuck in some form of "Roger DeBris Presents HISTORY!"

a man with blonde hair is wearing a black suit and tie with a badge that says ' ss ' on it .

Alt: John Barrowman as a singing Aryan Nazi, from the 2005 movie-based-on-a-broadway-musical-based-on-a-1960s-movie "The Producers"

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

"You're the snowflake, trollop!" is the kind of insult I lay on my friends. So, obviously it's incredibly devastating. If I were you, I'd be sitting in my dark closet listening to Enya as I sob into a pair of leggings.

a man in a red shirt is being held by another man with the words " emotional damage " written above him

Alt: a man in a red shirt with the words "emotional damage " written below him

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

I've had a bunch of stuff going on here, but I've been concerned! <3

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

Right? I've got crushes on at least four of my mutuals.

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, it does that. It's -HAIR-

Cute hair, but... <3 :p

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

And then owned the libs by licking the wall.

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

It's funny how those small 1hr Photo shops just suddenly disappeared.

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 3d

I'd be more willing to hold the wall upright if it wasn't made of gelatin and reeked somewhat of piss.

Mawnin' to ya!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3d

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

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Mandamonium! but scary @amandariffic.bsky.social · 4d

This is hot and this is art. I love that last picture so much!