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Beer and ball is life.
Hold up. This fool’s name is TURBO RICHARD?!

…Turbo Dick?!
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Bro, Ohtani on that voodoo shit. He sacrifice a small child before the game or what?
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can JCPenney even afford a post-game show?
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Charlie Morton
a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a theatre clapping their hands .
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September 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nothing like a football game sponsored by Tums.
September 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Bro, just call this game. Braves ain’t gonna come back anyway and it’s DUMPIN.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Braves double-header —> double the pain.
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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me watching a Braves game:
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August 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Sausage Project sounds like something I would’ve been working on in my 20’s/30’s.
August 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Shelby Miller….how poetic.
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Can’t believe we dropped a band on tickets to see this sorry ass team play in San Francisco this weekend. 😭
June 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If this game don’t sum up the 2025 Braves….good lord.
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This Braves squad is a bunch of underperforming jabronis.
May 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not sure I understand the strategy here…
April 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The combination to Pete Hegseth’s luggage is 12345.
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Happy Birthday, old fart. You look great. @atlantaog.bsky.social
a congratulations 85 years old today card with a birthday cake
ALT: a congratulations 85 years old today card with a birthday cake
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March 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nailed it.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Out at a local pizza spot for dinner and there’s a homie sitting at the bar with his draws hanging out…his Toucan Sam draws. He must really love some Fruit Loops.
February 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Feels like an appropriate throwback…
February 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Honestly…I’m so tired of BREAKING NEWS at this point…😭
February 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Actually hilarious. And deserved.
If you need another reason to drop the other app, you got mouthbreathers like this. Keep booing. Keep booing loudly. It is triggering them.
February 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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you mean to tell me nobody in washington dc right now cant stuff those doge kids in a locker
February 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM