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Coward. Your word is a wet paper towel.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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"Mr. Speaker, you said that you follow Jesus' example, but Jesus is quoted as saying, 'Whatever you did for the least, you did for me.' Care to comment?"

"I have not heard about this, so you'll have to ask him about it."
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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#Peace is unarmed and disarming. It is not deterrence, but fraternity; it is not an ultimatum, but dialogue. Peace will not come as the result of victories over the enemy, but as the fruit of sowing justice and courageous forgiveness.
October 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Catholic influencers logging on to vatican dot va this morning
Kombucha woman meme, but reversed. In the first box, above the "intrigued" face, is "Apostolic Exhortation 'Dilexi Te' of the Holy Father Leo XIV to All Christians..." And in the second box, above the "disgusted" face, is the rest of the title of the new document: "...on Love for the Poor"
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Heads up, new magisterial doc just dropped. #DilexiTe
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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The anti-Christ is currently hearing the news we have an American pope, and going from his initial elation to dismay in real-time.
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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WHITE SMOKE! Habemus Papam!
May 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
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Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
March 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM