becoming older is realizing that the magic of disneyland is that it's a walkable city
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
becoming older is realizing that the magic of disneyland is that it's a walkable city
if you said kys to the vp on bsky dot app, jay will personally come to your house to arrest you
Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
if you said kys to the vp on bsky dot app, jay will personally come to your house to arrest you
ending all my stories with "... and then i woke up from a dream" so that no one can be mad at me for any potential plot holes
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
ending all my stories with "... and then i woke up from a dream" so that no one can be mad at me for any potential plot holes
they should invent an institution that will fix me
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
they should invent an institution that will fix me
taking you out on a date (bringing you to the nearest mental institute)
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
taking you out on a date (bringing you to the nearest mental institute)
sorry i didnt post much lately, i was unemployed and had no reasons to be phonerotting
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
sorry i didnt post much lately, i was unemployed and had no reasons to be phonerotting
making a mod giving every character in animal crossing a 12 inch pole
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
making a mod giving every character in animal crossing a 12 inch pole
i deserve jester's privilege. you can trust me with jester's privilege. i will never use my jester's privilege to say anything controversial
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i deserve jester's privilege. you can trust me with jester's privilege. i will never use my jester's privilege to say anything controversial
the us govt/media only hates the social credit system so much because they're jealous they didnt get to invent it
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the us govt/media only hates the social credit system so much because they're jealous they didnt get to invent it
yall might not know it but in addition to california king size bed, theres also wyoming king, texas king and alaska king
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 AM
yall might not know it but in addition to california king size bed, theres also wyoming king, texas king and alaska king
a foundational issue progressives need to address is to make the people believe that govt can be a force for good when, for generations, it has only been a force for bad.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
a foundational issue progressives need to address is to make the people believe that govt can be a force for good when, for generations, it has only been a force for bad.
if america overthrew the leader of my country, no matter how much i hated them before that, i'll become their biggest fedayeen
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
if america overthrew the leader of my country, no matter how much i hated them before that, i'll become their biggest fedayeen
a mandoline is basically a guillotine for veggies
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a mandoline is basically a guillotine for veggies
sorry chat, just realized the temu anti-air missiles i installed on my roof shot down santa during the night
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sorry chat, just realized the temu anti-air missiles i installed on my roof shot down santa during the night
they dont tell u this when ur a kid but theres a lame duck period between christmas and new years where u can be as naughty as you want and still end up on the nice list for the new years
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
they dont tell u this when ur a kid but theres a lame duck period between christmas and new years where u can be as naughty as you want and still end up on the nice list for the new years
using capital letters is a sign that you're imperialist
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
using capital letters is a sign that you're imperialist
why does every software want to update 4 times a day???? each software should only be legally allowed to be updated once per month
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
why does every software want to update 4 times a day???? each software should only be legally allowed to be updated once per month
import my contacts to bsky? id rather kms
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
import my contacts to bsky? id rather kms
noam chomsky went on epstein's island cuz he wanted to see how to manufacture (the age of) consent in practice
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
noam chomsky went on epstein's island cuz he wanted to see how to manufacture (the age of) consent in practice
anyone up at night kirking their charlie?
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
anyone up at night kirking their charlie?
gad gave me mental illnesses because otherwise i would be unstoppable
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gad gave me mental illnesses because otherwise i would be unstoppable
someone should invent a politician that isnt 99% or 100% hitler
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
someone should invent a politician that isnt 99% or 100% hitler
someone should invent a company that isnt evil
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
someone should invent a company that isnt evil
love being able to normie pass despite macrodosing mental illnesses
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
love being able to normie pass despite macrodosing mental illnesses