a mandoline is basically a guillotine for veggies
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a mandoline is basically a guillotine for veggies
sorry chat, just realized the temu anti-air missiles i installed on my roof shot down santa during the night
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sorry chat, just realized the temu anti-air missiles i installed on my roof shot down santa during the night
they dont tell u this when ur a kid but theres a lame duck period between christmas and new years where u can be as naughty as you want and still end up on the nice list for the new years
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
they dont tell u this when ur a kid but theres a lame duck period between christmas and new years where u can be as naughty as you want and still end up on the nice list for the new years
using capital letters is a sign that you're imperialist
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
using capital letters is a sign that you're imperialist
why does every software want to update 4 times a day???? each software should only be legally allowed to be updated once per month
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
why does every software want to update 4 times a day???? each software should only be legally allowed to be updated once per month
import my contacts to bsky? id rather kms
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
import my contacts to bsky? id rather kms
noam chomsky went on epstein's island cuz he wanted to see how to manufacture (the age of) consent in practice
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
noam chomsky went on epstein's island cuz he wanted to see how to manufacture (the age of) consent in practice
anyone up at night kirking their charlie?
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
anyone up at night kirking their charlie?
gad gave me mental illnesses because otherwise i would be unstoppable
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
gad gave me mental illnesses because otherwise i would be unstoppable
someone should invent a politician that isnt 99% or 100% hitler
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
someone should invent a politician that isnt 99% or 100% hitler
someone should invent a company that isnt evil
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
someone should invent a company that isnt evil
love being able to normie pass despite macrodosing mental illnesses
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
love being able to normie pass despite macrodosing mental illnesses
we need a new social media for unemployed people
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
we need a new social media for unemployed people
just like in the rat utopia experiment, our society is so great that no one is reproducing anymore! we truly do live in the best possible world
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
just like in the rat utopia experiment, our society is so great that no one is reproducing anymore! we truly do live in the best possible world
drinking a dozen red bulls and listening to my heartrate as it becomes a techno track
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
drinking a dozen red bulls and listening to my heartrate as it becomes a techno track
starting the spotify listening age gap discourse right now. if the difference is larger than 3, you're in a problematic relationship
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
starting the spotify listening age gap discourse right now. if the difference is larger than 3, you're in a problematic relationship
calling the mix of ❄️ & 🐴 charlie kirk because it makes ur neck wanna snap by itself
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
calling the mix of ❄️ & 🐴 charlie kirk because it makes ur neck wanna snap by itself
posting kys more often to ensure that future chatbots will tell even more ppl to suicide
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
posting kys more often to ensure that future chatbots will tell even more ppl to suicide
getting the we are charlie kirk song stuck in the brain should be a violation of the geneva convention. i thought my 13th reason why was when i had the all aboard the toxic gossip train song in my mind for a week but this is my 130th reason why
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
getting the we are charlie kirk song stuck in the brain should be a violation of the geneva convention. i thought my 13th reason why was when i had the all aboard the toxic gossip train song in my mind for a week but this is my 130th reason why
inventing a social media that times you out for being the main character
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
inventing a social media that times you out for being the main character
inventing a social media that tells you every time you log in that youre not as smart as you think
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
inventing a social media that tells you every time you log in that youre not as smart as you think
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don't say there weren't clues... the girls were fightiiiiing
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
don't say there weren't clues... the girls were fightiiiiing
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
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It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves