Backshot Bandit
@anchovyfunction.bsky.social
Nerd king
Good shittalker
Good shittalker
LFG, if I may 🏳️⚧️
October 20, 2024 at 10:07 AM
LFG, if I may 🏳️⚧️
My way of finding new music involves me re-listening the same 10 or so songs until I go into a long enough study session for youtube music to autoplay me into the new 10 or so songs that I'll be re-listening from now on.
October 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
My way of finding new music involves me re-listening the same 10 or so songs until I go into a long enough study session for youtube music to autoplay me into the new 10 or so songs that I'll be re-listening from now on.
Haven't been keeping up with the news lately, hello to all brazilian xitter refugees!
September 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Haven't been keeping up with the news lately, hello to all brazilian xitter refugees!
Okay, this may be incredibly stupid because I don't exactly discuss with people how they wake up, but does anyone else have this inexplicable ability to wake up RIGHT before the alarm clock goes off? The peak of that for me was when I needed to get up at 6 today to get to my uni.
September 3, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Okay, this may be incredibly stupid because I don't exactly discuss with people how they wake up, but does anyone else have this inexplicable ability to wake up RIGHT before the alarm clock goes off? The peak of that for me was when I needed to get up at 6 today to get to my uni.
The heartwrenching realization that your niche interest got discovered and pushed into the mainstream by white people. The other day saw someone use "youngshits" to refer to people new to something and felt such burning rage I reckon I could've turned sand into molten glass by just looking at it.
August 26, 2024 at 12:36 PM
The heartwrenching realization that your niche interest got discovered and pushed into the mainstream by white people. The other day saw someone use "youngshits" to refer to people new to something and felt such burning rage I reckon I could've turned sand into molten glass by just looking at it.
My balls itch can anyone figure it out rq?
August 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
My balls itch can anyone figure it out rq?
So incredibly real
August 17, 2024 at 7:36 PM
So incredibly real
Honestly it doesn't even have to be about a couples dynamic (if that's what was implied in the first place). I wish I had a friend who would walk with me for hours on end without saying a word. Just both of us silently mesmerized by the incredible urban architecture or the beauty of the nature.
August 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Honestly it doesn't even have to be about a couples dynamic (if that's what was implied in the first place). I wish I had a friend who would walk with me for hours on end without saying a word. Just both of us silently mesmerized by the incredible urban architecture or the beauty of the nature.
Throwback to this one time a friend saw my selfharm scars, thought that the long red lines looked kinda like whip marks, and get this, assumed that those were from me having a particularly kinky bdsm intercourse (???) with my girlfriend (???) who I was hiding from the friend group (???). I...
August 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Throwback to this one time a friend saw my selfharm scars, thought that the long red lines looked kinda like whip marks, and get this, assumed that those were from me having a particularly kinky bdsm intercourse (???) with my girlfriend (???) who I was hiding from the friend group (???). I...
The one thing I love so dearly about Russian language is the intricacies and complexity of the swear words. No "Fucktangular", no "Verdammter Scheiß" can even begin to so much as consider conveying an iota, the most infinitesimal amount of raw emotion as "Пиздопрохуёвина".
August 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The one thing I love so dearly about Russian language is the intricacies and complexity of the swear words. No "Fucktangular", no "Verdammter Scheiß" can even begin to so much as consider conveying an iota, the most infinitesimal amount of raw emotion as "Пиздопрохуёвина".
Looked up "elden ring" on bsky, scrolled twice in total and saw at least 3 cocks. Sounds about right.
August 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Looked up "elden ring" on bsky, scrolled twice in total and saw at least 3 cocks. Sounds about right.
The joy exhibited by my stepdad shyly showing me and my mother his so-called artistic photo of some landscape rotated 40° with some whack ass filter, is like that of a 12 year old showing his mom his picture of a dinosaur he drew. Like aww swwtie that's so nice will u shutup if we put it on a fridge
August 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The joy exhibited by my stepdad shyly showing me and my mother his so-called artistic photo of some landscape rotated 40° with some whack ass filter, is like that of a 12 year old showing his mom his picture of a dinosaur he drew. Like aww swwtie that's so nice will u shutup if we put it on a fridge
If I was a duck in a park I'd be the most shameless cunt ever, I'd peck and push away EVERYONE trying to get to MY oats, I'd be the fattest fucking duck there is, they'd turn me into a tourist attraction and call me something like Warship Josh
August 15, 2024 at 1:46 PM
If I was a duck in a park I'd be the most shameless cunt ever, I'd peck and push away EVERYONE trying to get to MY oats, I'd be the fattest fucking duck there is, they'd turn me into a tourist attraction and call me something like Warship Josh
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AGP is just playing gender in third person mode
yes it’s suboptimal but at least you get to see all the gear you bought through microtransactions
yes it’s suboptimal but at least you get to see all the gear you bought through microtransactions
August 15, 2024 at 6:46 AM
AGP is just playing gender in third person mode
yes it’s suboptimal but at least you get to see all the gear you bought through microtransactions
yes it’s suboptimal but at least you get to see all the gear you bought through microtransactions
So fucking tired of hookups and shit, there needs to be an app for people looking to platonically cuddle n talk about stuff.
August 14, 2024 at 8:26 PM
So fucking tired of hookups and shit, there needs to be an app for people looking to platonically cuddle n talk about stuff.
If I could smoke weed I'd be stoned 24/7. I'm not even exaggerating, you wouldn't have seen me sober, not once.
August 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
If I could smoke weed I'd be stoned 24/7. I'm not even exaggerating, you wouldn't have seen me sober, not once.
Bonus points if, like in my case, your country's currency is absolutely worthless and you have the ability to work for eu.
August 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Bonus points if, like in my case, your country's currency is absolutely worthless and you have the ability to work for eu.
He who conceals his sins will not prosper, but whoever confesses and renounces them will find mercy.
Proverbs 28:13
Proverbs 28:13
August 13, 2024 at 4:48 AM
He who conceals his sins will not prosper, but whoever confesses and renounces them will find mercy.
Proverbs 28:13
Proverbs 28:13
One of many things that pisses me off about mainstream depictions of hallucinations is that they made everyone assume my brain deadass just thinks up a guy named Josh Oatmeal and I'm actively trying to talk or engage with him.
August 13, 2024 at 4:41 AM
One of many things that pisses me off about mainstream depictions of hallucinations is that they made everyone assume my brain deadass just thinks up a guy named Josh Oatmeal and I'm actively trying to talk or engage with him.
Mortifying prospects
August 13, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Mortifying prospects
To start off, a concerning absence of supremely deranged hornyposting transbians, unlike on that radical political discussion app.
August 13, 2024 at 3:35 AM
To start off, a concerning absence of supremely deranged hornyposting transbians, unlike on that radical political discussion app.
A great friend of mine tried installing a linux distribution that's specified for mainframe development as a side system to play around in. Somehow did so on the same fucking disk that his windows is on, without even splitting it or anything. Bricked his pc, shockingly. Was a long day for both of us
August 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
A great friend of mine tried installing a linux distribution that's specified for mainframe development as a side system to play around in. Somehow did so on the same fucking disk that his windows is on, without even splitting it or anything. Bricked his pc, shockingly. Was a long day for both of us
Trying my best to do so; ain't nothing gonna break my stride
August 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Trying my best to do so; ain't nothing gonna break my stride
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Kursk 2000 😏
Kursk 2024 😡
Kursk 2024 😡
August 12, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Kursk 2000 😏
Kursk 2024 😡
Kursk 2024 😡