Andrea Carr
@andreacpa0.bsky.social
very dramatic tax accountant
oahu hawaii
oahu hawaii
i wanna be a time traveling penguin with a clipboard
i’m fine
i’m fine
February 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
i wanna be a time traveling penguin with a clipboard
i’m fine
i’m fine
at this point, I’m one minor inconvenience away from joining the pigeons
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
at this point, I’m one minor inconvenience away from joining the pigeons
i will call these my chaotic pigeon days
February 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i will call these my chaotic pigeon days
someone once described me as having chaotic pigeon energy and that tracks
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
someone once described me as having chaotic pigeon energy and that tracks
i hope the resistance has donuts
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i hope the resistance has donuts
beignets are edible snowstorms
i have strong feelings about this
i have strong feelings about this
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
beignets are edible snowstorms
i have strong feelings about this
i have strong feelings about this
i like the oscillating between saying to myself “i really need to stop looking at the news” to “it’s my civic duty to stay informed”
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i like the oscillating between saying to myself “i really need to stop looking at the news” to “it’s my civic duty to stay informed”
this year is going to need more donuts
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
this year is going to need more donuts
there’s some part of me who wants to tell everyone to stop paying their taxes*
*not tax advice
IM JOKING OF COURSE
*not tax advice
IM JOKING OF COURSE
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
there’s some part of me who wants to tell everyone to stop paying their taxes*
*not tax advice
IM JOKING OF COURSE
*not tax advice
IM JOKING OF COURSE
Reposted by Andrea Carr
Any use of government force should concern us and be carefully scrutinized. Deadly force all the more so. In a society governed by the rule of law, there is no room for obfuscating the facts, avoiding legal responsibility, or ignoring violations of rights for mere political convenience
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Any use of government force should concern us and be carefully scrutinized. Deadly force all the more so. In a society governed by the rule of law, there is no room for obfuscating the facts, avoiding legal responsibility, or ignoring violations of rights for mere political convenience
the theme for 2026 appears to be “it gets worse”
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
the theme for 2026 appears to be “it gets worse”
oh the optimism we once had for january 2026
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 AM
oh the optimism we once had for january 2026
2026 is almost over, right?!
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
2026 is almost over, right?!
“it could be worse” is both comforting and threatening
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
“it could be worse” is both comforting and threatening
i’m like a gecko — ill hold onto something long past the time it’s advisable to do so
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i’m like a gecko — ill hold onto something long past the time it’s advisable to do so
i wanna tattoo "draft" on me so nothing counts
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
i wanna tattoo "draft" on me so nothing counts
there’s nothing more traumatizing than starting a task in the morning that you thought would take 30 minutes and it ends up taking the WHOLE day
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
there’s nothing more traumatizing than starting a task in the morning that you thought would take 30 minutes and it ends up taking the WHOLE day
i have no words
that’s because i’m an accountant and only work with numbers
that’s because i’m an accountant and only work with numbers
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i have no words
that’s because i’m an accountant and only work with numbers
that’s because i’m an accountant and only work with numbers
i like watching attorneys get worked up over “bad facts make bad law”
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
i like watching attorneys get worked up over “bad facts make bad law”
it would be kinda funny if tax law had “its complicated” as a filing status
bad law, but funny bad law
bad law, but funny bad law
January 24, 2026 at 12:11 AM
it would be kinda funny if tax law had “its complicated” as a filing status
bad law, but funny bad law
bad law, but funny bad law
tax forms are like mystery novels with a of plot holes
like what does “reserved for future use” mean or what will it mean?
like what does “reserved for future use” mean or what will it mean?
January 24, 2026 at 12:10 AM
tax forms are like mystery novels with a of plot holes
like what does “reserved for future use” mean or what will it mean?
like what does “reserved for future use” mean or what will it mean?
a cloud is sky soup in waiting
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
a cloud is sky soup in waiting
very busy smelling the roses in my viking hat
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 AM
very busy smelling the roses in my viking hat
sometimes i just wanna punch quickbooks
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 AM
sometimes i just wanna punch quickbooks
i have A LOT of work to do. but i also want to use my 9 y/o’s 3D printer to print myself tiny hats for my fingers and put on a little finger play for the interwebs
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i have A LOT of work to do. but i also want to use my 9 y/o’s 3D printer to print myself tiny hats for my fingers and put on a little finger play for the interwebs