Andrea Carr
@andreacpa0.bsky.social
very dramatic tax accountant
oahu hawaii
oahu hawaii
idk, i think i just hallucinated a cat and im not sure if thats the ghost of christmas past, present or future
should i buy kitty litter?
i’m fine
should i buy kitty litter?
i’m fine
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
idk, i think i just hallucinated a cat and im not sure if thats the ghost of christmas past, present or future
should i buy kitty litter?
i’m fine
should i buy kitty litter?
i’m fine
i know this is a christmas party and i shouldn’t be on my phone but i definitely need to know RIGHT NOW how to pronounce timothée chalamet’s name
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i know this is a christmas party and i shouldn’t be on my phone but i definitely need to know RIGHT NOW how to pronounce timothée chalamet’s name
i love playing hide-and-seek on Christmas
but in my variation of the game i don’t tell anyone else that i’m playing hide-and-seek
but in my variation of the game i don’t tell anyone else that i’m playing hide-and-seek
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i love playing hide-and-seek on Christmas
but in my variation of the game i don’t tell anyone else that i’m playing hide-and-seek
but in my variation of the game i don’t tell anyone else that i’m playing hide-and-seek
i guess i gotta cut down some xmas trees
*from starlink quick set up guide
*from starlink quick set up guide
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i guess i gotta cut down some xmas trees
*from starlink quick set up guide
*from starlink quick set up guide
i just wanna hide in a closet and eat peanut butter out of a jar…for christmas
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i just wanna hide in a closet and eat peanut butter out of a jar…for christmas
‘tis the damn season…to eat our fillings
December 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
‘tis the damn season…to eat our fillings
i feel like you can never go wrong in the gift giving department by buying something described as “tactical”
someone, somewhere, decided this product was necessary for survival and who doesn’t like survival
it’s fine, grandma is getting a tactical hatchet
someone, somewhere, decided this product was necessary for survival and who doesn’t like survival
it’s fine, grandma is getting a tactical hatchet
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i feel like you can never go wrong in the gift giving department by buying something described as “tactical”
someone, somewhere, decided this product was necessary for survival and who doesn’t like survival
it’s fine, grandma is getting a tactical hatchet
someone, somewhere, decided this product was necessary for survival and who doesn’t like survival
it’s fine, grandma is getting a tactical hatchet
i like that point in gift wrapping where you no longer care if tape is showing
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i like that point in gift wrapping where you no longer care if tape is showing
i like that charles dickens put it in our minds that hallucinating our way through christmas is totally an option
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i like that charles dickens put it in our minds that hallucinating our way through christmas is totally an option
time to do grandma’s estate return
…cuz grandma got run over by a reindeer
…cuz grandma got run over by a reindeer
December 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
time to do grandma’s estate return
…cuz grandma got run over by a reindeer
…cuz grandma got run over by a reindeer
santa is legally allowed to enter your home
it’s the santa clause in the house purchase document
it’s the santa clause in the house purchase document
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
santa is legally allowed to enter your home
it’s the santa clause in the house purchase document
it’s the santa clause in the house purchase document
my husband is likely dragging me to christmas eve mass
the MAGI is modified adjusted gross income, right?!
the MAGI is modified adjusted gross income, right?!
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
my husband is likely dragging me to christmas eve mass
the MAGI is modified adjusted gross income, right?!
the MAGI is modified adjusted gross income, right?!
the real miracle is that they found three wise men
feeling spicy today 🔥
feeling spicy today 🔥
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the real miracle is that they found three wise men
feeling spicy today 🔥
feeling spicy today 🔥
the priest said, "peace be with you", and i whispered back "and also with your receipts"
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the priest said, "peace be with you", and i whispered back "and also with your receipts"
who knew "pornographic activity" would be a tax research term in 2025
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
who knew "pornographic activity" would be a tax research term in 2025
why was Rudolph never profitable?
he was always in the red.
he was always in the red.
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
why was Rudolph never profitable?
he was always in the red.
he was always in the red.
idk “checking the list twice” sounds like auditing your own work
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
idk “checking the list twice” sounds like auditing your own work
what type of valuation discount do you get if you’re missing one reindeer?
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what type of valuation discount do you get if you’re missing one reindeer?
i think santa thinks himself a sovereign citizen
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i think santa thinks himself a sovereign citizen
chestnuts sound dirty
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
chestnuts sound dirty
should reindeer expenses be classified as travel or meals?
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
should reindeer expenses be classified as travel or meals?
elves are just short investments
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
elves are just short investments
accountants bring all the holiday cents
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
accountants bring all the holiday cents
but what crystal should i get to work on this tax return
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
but what crystal should i get to work on this tax return
i had to fire this client that made magnets
their business was too polarizing
their business was too polarizing
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i had to fire this client that made magnets
their business was too polarizing
their business was too polarizing