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@andrefiremaster.bsky.social
Imperfeito porém gostoso. (AV e BG por @cafune.bsky.social). Taurino, INFP-T. Ele/Dele.
Na hora de sair de casa, vem a dor de barriga
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Na hora de sair de casa, vem a dor de barriga
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Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
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Eu reclamo do Josias mas ele e o Felipe Pereira mandaram muito bem aqui. O Felipe deu os nomes dos financiadores do evento em Brasília, que são o PIB mineiro e o agro, falou dos ônibus de caravana de outros estados, dos pré-candidatos, que o circo que se formava em torno do Bolsonaro está
'Raio muito perto e gente apavorada': Repórter do UOL relata momentos após raio em ato de Nikolas
YouTube video by UOL
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January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Eu reclamo do Josias mas ele e o Felipe Pereira mandaram muito bem aqui. O Felipe deu os nomes dos financiadores do evento em Brasília, que são o PIB mineiro e o agro, falou dos ônibus de caravana de outros estados, dos pré-candidatos, que o circo que se formava em torno do Bolsonaro está
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This is where I'll remind everyone of @nogamesforgenocide.com and their general ask that, out of solidarity with BDS and Palestine, products under the Xbox and Microsoft gaming umbrellas not be covered by journalists or influencers nogamesforgenocide.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This is where I'll remind everyone of @nogamesforgenocide.com and their general ask that, out of solidarity with BDS and Palestine, products under the Xbox and Microsoft gaming umbrellas not be covered by journalists or influencers nogamesforgenocide.com
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someone's dropping a new album!
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
someone's dropping a new album!
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snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
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Eu acho hilário que a galera surta e vira nazista
Ninguém surta, doa todos os bens pra filantropia e vai virar monge né
Ninguém surta, doa todos os bens pra filantropia e vai virar monge né
Kanye West publicou anúncio no Wall Street Journal pedindo desculpas por declarações antissemitas, dizendo ter “perdido o contato com a realidade” jnascim.info/mQXW9a
Ye, Formerly Kanye West, Takes Out Ad in ‘The Wall Street Journal’ to Apologize for Antisemitic Outbursts: “I Lost Touch With Reality”
In an open letter paid for by Yeezy, the controversial artist apologized for his past offensive remarks, which he claims stemmed from neurological damage after a 2002 car crash.
jnascim.info
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Eu acho hilário que a galera surta e vira nazista
Ninguém surta, doa todos os bens pra filantropia e vai virar monge né
Ninguém surta, doa todos os bens pra filantropia e vai virar monge né
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Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
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getting mad you can’t sleep because people are banging on trash cans so you run out and tear gas yourself while setting off the fire alarms in the building is a hilariously stupid way to make your problems worse
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
getting mad you can’t sleep because people are banging on trash cans so you run out and tear gas yourself while setting off the fire alarms in the building is a hilariously stupid way to make your problems worse
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🌊 DE NOVO
🌧 Uma estrutura da Vale transbordou na madrugada deste domingo (25) no distrito de Pires, na divisa entre Ouro Preto e Congonhas, em MG. A lama atingiu escritório, oficinas e o almoxarifado da Companhia Siderúrgica Nacional, e cerca de 200 trabalhadores foram evacuados.
🌧 Uma estrutura da Vale transbordou na madrugada deste domingo (25) no distrito de Pires, na divisa entre Ouro Preto e Congonhas, em MG. A lama atingiu escritório, oficinas e o almoxarifado da Companhia Siderúrgica Nacional, e cerca de 200 trabalhadores foram evacuados.
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
🌊 DE NOVO
🌧 Uma estrutura da Vale transbordou na madrugada deste domingo (25) no distrito de Pires, na divisa entre Ouro Preto e Congonhas, em MG. A lama atingiu escritório, oficinas e o almoxarifado da Companhia Siderúrgica Nacional, e cerca de 200 trabalhadores foram evacuados.
🌧 Uma estrutura da Vale transbordou na madrugada deste domingo (25) no distrito de Pires, na divisa entre Ouro Preto e Congonhas, em MG. A lama atingiu escritório, oficinas e o almoxarifado da Companhia Siderúrgica Nacional, e cerca de 200 trabalhadores foram evacuados.
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i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one
www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob
www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one
www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob
www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob
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unfortunately they were right. staying hydrated, exercising regularly, eating to fuel your body, and limiting screen time does make you feel better
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
unfortunately they were right. staying hydrated, exercising regularly, eating to fuel your body, and limiting screen time does make you feel better
o trabalhador pensando "pra quê ele quis me mostrar o cocô? será que é algum fetiche?"
Viajar pra lugar que eu não falo o idioma é ficar constantemente com medo de passar por uma situação assim
January 26, 2026 at 10:20 AM
o trabalhador pensando "pra quê ele quis me mostrar o cocô? será que é algum fetiche?"
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
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o morcego chegando em casa pensando meu deus que vergonha tomara que ninguém tenha visto... vou deitar e entrar no bluesky pra me distrair:
o̗p ɐʇınɯ ɯoɔ o̮ʇ opuɐoʌ nonuıʇuoɔ ǝ ɹop ǝp uıɐɥu odıʇ oɥuıɥןnɹɐq ɯn zǝɟ oɥuıpɐʇ ɐpuɐɹɐʌ ɐp ɹɐןıd ɯnu opnʇ ɯoɔ noqɯoɹʇ ǝ ınbɐ opuɐoʌ ɹɐssɐd ǝp noqɐɔɐ oƃǝɔɹoɯ ɯn
o̗p ɐʇınɯ ɯoɔ o̮ʇ opuɐoʌ nonuıʇuoɔ ǝ ɹop ǝp uıɐɥu odıʇ oɥuıɥןnɹɐq ɯn zǝɟ oɥuıpɐʇ ɐpuɐɹɐʌ ɐp ɹɐןıd ɯnu opnʇ ɯoɔ noqɯoɹʇ ǝ ınbɐ opuɐoʌ ɹɐssɐd ǝp noqɐɔɐ oƃǝɔɹoɯ ɯn
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
o morcego chegando em casa pensando meu deus que vergonha tomara que ninguém tenha visto... vou deitar e entrar no bluesky pra me distrair:
o̗p ɐʇınɯ ɯoɔ o̮ʇ opuɐoʌ nonuıʇuoɔ ǝ ɹop ǝp uıɐɥu odıʇ oɥuıɥןnɹɐq ɯn zǝɟ oɥuıpɐʇ ɐpuɐɹɐʌ ɐp ɹɐןıd ɯnu opnʇ ɯoɔ noqɯoɹʇ ǝ ınbɐ opuɐoʌ ɹɐssɐd ǝp noqɐɔɐ oƃǝɔɹoɯ ɯn
o̗p ɐʇınɯ ɯoɔ o̮ʇ opuɐoʌ nonuıʇuoɔ ǝ ɹop ǝp uıɐɥu odıʇ oɥuıɥןnɹɐq ɯn zǝɟ oɥuıpɐʇ ɐpuɐɹɐʌ ɐp ɹɐןıd ɯnu opnʇ ɯoɔ noqɯoɹʇ ǝ ınbɐ opuɐoʌ ɹɐssɐd ǝp noqɐɔɐ oƃǝɔɹoɯ ɯn