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madonna dos games ✩₊˚.⋆🕸️⋆⁺₊✧ @ritahits.bsky.social · 37m

queria tá assim

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23h

Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands."

Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb.

Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines.

Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."

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association collaborative d'adoration de bridget @shilderi.bsky.social · 1d

we may not have the same echo from this place
this was found on discord

dragon in a faze:a billionaire can never be held accountable,therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

isuggesteatingtherich: i have a suggestion

dragon in a faze:forcefemming the billionaires won't help
dragon in a faze:sorry i thought you were someone else

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French Death Owl @webespirito.isfluffy.fyi · 52m

EVERYBODY is horny and NOBODY is actually fucking. shame on us

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A entidade da Banana @andrefiremaster.bsky.social · 31m

A resposta do Trump aos protestos

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 1h

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 21h

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wesy é um cultista de slaanesh @b4dracula.bsky.social · 6h

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h

Trying to fight the spirit of Jason from taking over his body

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 3h

Does Kirby Vorhees have a bee in his helmet?

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McBoessio @mcboessio.bsky.social · 4h

Agora que a repercussão já passou, posso tranquilamente dizer que o trabalho da Manuela Dias foi um absoluto sucesso de crítica.
TODO MUNDO criticou

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A entidade da Banana @andrefiremaster.bsky.social · 3h

Preocupado com os conhecimentos de anatomia desse site

Louca Local™ @adinferi0.bsky.social · 4h

Acho que então pra pesar as bolas você teria que pesar o pênis, aí tarar a balança e pesar as bolas, ou não?

A entidade da Banana @andrefiremaster.bsky.social · 3h

Fazer sexo anal com a pessoa que vc ama e todo aquele sentimento envolvido

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 3d

a tweet by the heart (@Fredward3948576) as said by a baby seal: "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better"

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 2d

Lyle Clip Art (@Kyle_Lippert) on ancient twitter: "Give a man a fish & he'll be all "WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird" Teach a man to fish & helll be all "Again with the fish?""

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h

Look at that photo lmao. They have like 25 guys on the roof defending one building in Portland. I'm sorry but that's so lame.

Alex Baumhardt @alexbaumhardt.bsky.social · 4h

Federal officers pepper ball protestors at Portland ICE facility just now.

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

sercauthrienismywife on tumblr: "Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum 'dug too greedily and too deep' DWARVES DIG. IT'S WHAT THEY DO. I did't see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he's on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was 'too deep' or 'too greedy' is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren't super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you'd done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn't BE a balrog under there in the flRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?"

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

Red crumbly planet - "Whose Side are You On?" - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader...

"Wait a minute..."

scrabblezard:

"This is what American politics is like"

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

needle nose pliers, text overlaid: Hollow Knight; Silksong.

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

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A entidade da Banana @andrefiremaster.bsky.social · 4h

Eu marcando a @mandizoca.bsky.social e a @inovandoseila.bsky.social em todo post de gato preto que aparece

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 14h

in my tofu era (@weed_rat) on twitter: "hey babe come look at the cat. he looks the same as he always does and hes just sitting there. babe come look. hey come look at the cat"

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The Space Bunny! @courierresolute.bsky.social · 23h

Filling in "from the horse fucker ad" in every companies 'where did you hear about us' survey from now on

Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 1d

I got a third one so I recorded it this time.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17h

Racism is so fucked up it is driving people to pretend that they like British food.

Hughster @hughster.bsky.social · 18h

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Jess Gill
@jessgillO3

I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to.
British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.
Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.
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A entidade da Banana @andrefiremaster.bsky.social · 4h

"you know, I have some carthagean in me"

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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didi @didi.is.camp · 15h

falou tudo regras de gênero são ruins pra todo mundo

Osiris Jones 🍉 @zmandretti.bsky.social · 1d

I have never identified with a TikTok more than this one lmao. This is what dating has been like for me for the last year

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