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Andrew Sinclair
@andrew.clarton.co.uk
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Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though. Helping build a nuclear power station☢️
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 1d
Cannot unsee 👀
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 4d
Try harder. iPad next time.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 4d
I love on summer's day, rent a rowing boat and head out to the Scott Memorial on the lake in Roath Park. Many lazy days spent there as a student.
Absolutely definitely not the Scott Memorial on Roath Park lake. A picture of the Bishop's Rock lighthouse against a blue sky.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 4d
🎶Well, I never felt more like singin' the blues
'Cause Everton won and Liverpool lost...🎶
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 10d
Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.
Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12d
And being totally honest, that experience might probably be better than the blood pressure affecting listening to Carragher and co sharing their opinions on the $ky commentary when they cover us.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12d
For example

www.youtube.com/live/a6Z4fZ_...
LIVE WATCH'A'LONG OF EVERTON V LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD - JOIN US AT THE HOWARD KENDALL SUITE
YouTube video by Mister Drone UK
www.youtube.com
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12d
The guy that did the drone videos through the build of BMD on YouTube I think has done these things during our games.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12d
No, please don't. The supporters of the other nineteen Premier League clubs should crowdfund to pay for Amorim to stay at Manure for the rest of the season.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12d
When the opposition have the ball in our box, absolutely yes.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 14d
Just back from a wonderful fortnights holiday in Italy. Sicily, Bologna and Milan. Support for the Palestinian people everywhere, graffiti, flags and loud events in public places (yes, you Catania!). Made an effort to eat at the places showing support. Well done Italy 🇮🇹
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19d
It is 2045, the body of Donald Trump has been inaugurated again as supreme leader of the 1st Republic of The Greatest American EVER! after 127% of patriots voted for him. The Premier League is nearly bankrupt from the legal bill in the Manchester City PSR case.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A year on, Manchester City’s legal experts have the Premier League in a corner | Barney Ronay
The charges tribunal is still to report on rule breaches, but does the league really want to discredit its eight-time champions anyway?
www.theguardian.com
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19d
Red card for taking a free kick too soon while doing a passable impression of a seagull should be on our bingo card.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 20d
Sunglasses - Italian
Backdrop - Milano
Heart and nose - 💙
Teeshirt - @toffeeart.co.uk

#utft
The author of this post standing in front of the Doumo in Milano, Italy wearing a black tee-shirt that copies the Joy Division album cover of Unknown Pleasures with Prince Rupert's tower, the emblem of Everton Football Club, hidden in the sound waves.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21d
Paging @sniffpetrol.com
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miniphernalia.co.uk @miniphernalia.bsky.social · 21d
Do you have mucky rings? Then you need a set of #BritishLeyland coasters! Go to our website and search for coasters - miniphernalia.co.uk
Do you have mucky rings? Then you need a set of #BritishLeyland coasters! Go to our website and search for coasters - http://miniphernalia.co.uk
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21d
In Italy on holiday. It's hot, unseasonally hot. My enduring memory of this trip was the waitress at a restaurant in Catania saying the September heat is like the July heat this year and all she wants now is rain while she drinks hot chocolate and watches Netflix on her couch.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21d
You be good and take care.
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wokeyvegan.bsky.social @wokeyvegan.bsky.social · 23d
Dear kopites. A request for this evening. With the Cheeto faced shit gibbon currently in the UK and his lickspittle FBI chief wearing an LFC tie, can you sing:
“Kash Patel, Kash Patel,
Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt!
Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt”

Thank you. YNWA 🧣

#LFC
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 23d
Oh dear😂

FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing
The FBI director’s seeming fandom of the Premier League club also represents an unexpected clash of politics
www.theguardian.com
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25d
But "quilted dildo" is up there with "bifocal windscreen". Opportunity missed there I feel
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25d
You can also add a Bluesky handle to your RSS feeds if you want to really capture everything from someone (also WordPress, YouTube and several other places).
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25d
RSS is good, pulls in the bigger reads that sometimes doesn't get surfaced on social media. I self host Fresh RSS on a Raspberry Pi and my current favourite reader on my Android phone is Readrops although Fluent Reader is pretty good too.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25d
So the #patriots like their little #Temu #flags. This one just about sums up the UK at the moment.

#ScouseNotEnglish
A rather threadbare Union Flag flies above the Lido Scogliera d' Armisi in Catania, Sicily. Only the lower left quarter of the flag remains. Behind the flag, a vivid blue and cloudless sky.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · Sep 8
Big shout out to Jordan Pickford, not only is he #everton and #england number one goalkeeper, he also does a great job designing merchandise for the #GreatNorthRun

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Great North Run apologises over ‘Newcastle map’ medals that actually show Sunderland
Finisher T-shirts also feature outline of River Wear, as organisers spin medals as ‘most unique’ in event’s history
www.theguardian.com
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · Sep 8
In (hopefully) a few years time when the world has tired of these idiots, we'll miss these idiots.

A little.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · Sep 7
Can we all buy Fred rounds of beers for life? 😂😅🤣