CEEFAUX
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 2/20 by @geospacedman.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 2/20 by @geospacedman.bsky.social
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com
Yes it's an old gag, but we have at least looked up the names of owls and, lordy, there's some beauts #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #notjustsnowytawnyorbarn
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Yes it's an old gag, but we have at least looked up the names of owls and, lordy, there's some beauts #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #notjustsnowytawnyorbarn
TOMORROW. 9AM. VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE. PART MAN PART MACHINE PART COP. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY GHOSTS. I'LL COME BACK. HASTA ALTA VISTA. 65 MILLION YEARS FOR IT TO GET MADE. ETC
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
TOMORROW. 9AM. VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE. PART MAN PART MACHINE PART COP. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY GHOSTS. I'LL COME BACK. HASTA ALTA VISTA. 65 MILLION YEARS FOR IT TO GET MADE. ETC
Only a few days until we hand the reins over to our viewers and their INCREDIBLE suggestions. Lets hope they are better than this crap from us eh?
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Only a few days until we hand the reins over to our viewers and their INCREDIBLE suggestions. Lets hope they are better than this crap from us eh?
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Competition shortlist will be running next week. In the meantime you are stuck with us #manishotmarvinintheface
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Competition shortlist will be running next week. In the meantime you are stuck with us #manishotmarvinintheface
"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters
We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do
Digital chapeau
22:30 Bo Selecta
Reality show to pick the star of the next series of Peep Show
Reality show to pick the star of the next series of Peep Show
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Digital chapeau
Someone on Twitter suggested. We’d be more popular if we did porn. We tried our best…
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Someone on Twitter suggested. We’d be more popular if we did porn. We tried our best…
Over on twitter/X/whatever, we seem to be reaching fewer and fewer people. 14k followers and next to now interaction now. Maybe we'll just pack that in and just stay here.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Over on twitter/X/whatever, we seem to be reaching fewer and fewer people. 14k followers and next to now interaction now. Maybe we'll just pack that in and just stay here.
OUR COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED - thank you for the hundreds of entries. We will review them all this week, create a shortlist, probably have a stuffed crust pizza, and then start showcasing the very best from next Monday. Brilliant effort all round, although one of them did make us physically sick.
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
OUR COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED - thank you for the hundreds of entries. We will review them all this week, create a shortlist, probably have a stuffed crust pizza, and then start showcasing the very best from next Monday. Brilliant effort all round, although one of them did make us physically sick.
Entering the final stretch now, lots of great entries, a few we've either done before or have been suggested, and one that we absolutely cannot understand whatsoever, with even our cryptology and linguisitics team (Keith) stumped. Keep them coming until 9.58am tomorrow!
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Entering the final stretch now, lots of great entries, a few we've either done before or have been suggested, and one that we absolutely cannot understand whatsoever, with even our cryptology and linguisitics team (Keith) stumped. Keep them coming until 9.58am tomorrow!
Dozens and dozens of entries and some of them actually quite good. You've got just under 23 hours to send us your best listing or two or three. Could you be a comedy genius?
And, yes, the rude ones are funny but totally unpublishable - you know who you are.
And, yes, the rude ones are funny but totally unpublishable - you know who you are.
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Dozens and dozens of entries and some of them actually quite good. You've got just under 23 hours to send us your best listing or two or three. Could you be a comedy genius?
And, yes, the rude ones are funny but totally unpublishable - you know who you are.
And, yes, the rude ones are funny but totally unpublishable - you know who you are.
Well, since we launched last night we have had some ABSOLUTE ENTRIES. You've got the weekend to show us your stuff (not like that). Make us laugh, make others laugh, maybe win an prize? Might this be your first step to worldwide fame and adoration?
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Well, since we launched last night we have had some ABSOLUTE ENTRIES. You've got the weekend to show us your stuff (not like that). Make us laugh, make others laugh, maybe win an prize? Might this be your first step to worldwide fame and adoration?
January 30, 2026 at 7:43 PM
