CEEFAUX
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 2/20 by @geospacedman.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 2/20 by @geospacedman.bsky.social
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two of fave #ceefauxviewscomp entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 1/20 by @kailsar.com
Yes it's an old gag, but we have at least looked up the names of owls and, lordy, there's some beauts #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #notjustsnowytawnyorbarn
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Yes it's an old gag, but we have at least looked up the names of owls and, lordy, there's some beauts #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #notjustsnowytawnyorbarn
TOMORROW. 9AM. VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE. PART MAN PART MACHINE PART COP. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY GHOSTS. I'LL COME BACK. HASTA ALTA VISTA. 65 MILLION YEARS FOR IT TO GET MADE. ETC
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
TOMORROW. 9AM. VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. IN SPACE NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE. PART MAN PART MACHINE PART COP. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANY GHOSTS. I'LL COME BACK. HASTA ALTA VISTA. 65 MILLION YEARS FOR IT TO GET MADE. ETC
You alright Rob? You haven't been drinking out of that CEEFAUX mug you won by any chance? We warned you about that. #fordecorationonly #seekmedicalattentionimmediately
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You alright Rob? You haven't been drinking out of that CEEFAUX mug you won by any chance? We warned you about that. #fordecorationonly #seekmedicalattentionimmediately
Only a few days until we hand the reins over to our viewers and their INCREDIBLE suggestions. Lets hope they are better than this crap from us eh?
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Only a few days until we hand the reins over to our viewers and their INCREDIBLE suggestions. Lets hope they are better than this crap from us eh?
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Competition shortlist will be running next week. In the meantime you are stuck with us #manishotmarvinintheface
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Competition shortlist will be running next week. In the meantime you are stuck with us #manishotmarvinintheface
"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters
We're idiots. Sorry. DELETE DELETE.
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
We're idiots. Sorry. DELETE DELETE.
We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We don't usually do requests, but this title was suggested and was just too good not to do
Digital chapeau
22:30 Bo Selecta
Reality show to pick the star of the next series of Peep Show
Reality show to pick the star of the next series of Peep Show
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Digital chapeau
Someone on Twitter suggested. We’d be more popular if we did porn. We tried our best…
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Someone on Twitter suggested. We’d be more popular if we did porn. We tried our best…
We know it's a horrid place and that bad stuff goes on, but we kind of felt like giving up was letting the nasty people win. We get lots of messages from people still on the platform saying that they find us a bit of a respite and still have chums there who haven't come across here yet.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We know it's a horrid place and that bad stuff goes on, but we kind of felt like giving up was letting the nasty people win. We get lots of messages from people still on the platform saying that they find us a bit of a respite and still have chums there who haven't come across here yet.
Like we say about Swindon - we agree, but there are still some nice people there who say they would miss us.
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Like we say about Swindon - we agree, but there are still some nice people there who say they would miss us.
"Live, laugh, leak market sensitive information", that's what he said
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"Live, laugh, leak market sensitive information", that's what he said
We get it. We still get lovely messages from people on twitter telling us that (a) they aren't seeing our stuff for weeks on end and (b) they'd really miss us if we've gone. It's just becoming an exercise in shouting into the void most days.
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
We get it. We still get lovely messages from people on twitter telling us that (a) they aren't seeing our stuff for weeks on end and (b) they'd really miss us if we've gone. It's just becoming an exercise in shouting into the void most days.
Wasn't that your competition entry?
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Wasn't that your competition entry?
Over on twitter/X/whatever, we seem to be reaching fewer and fewer people. 14k followers and next to now interaction now. Maybe we'll just pack that in and just stay here.
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Over on twitter/X/whatever, we seem to be reaching fewer and fewer people. 14k followers and next to now interaction now. Maybe we'll just pack that in and just stay here.