CEEFAUX
@ceefaux.bsky.social
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
You alright Rob? You haven't been drinking out of that CEEFAUX mug you won by any chance? We warned you about that. #fordecorationonly #seekmedicalattentionimmediately
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You alright Rob? You haven't been drinking out of that CEEFAUX mug you won by any chance? We warned you about that. #fordecorationonly #seekmedicalattentionimmediately
We're idiots. Sorry. DELETE DELETE.
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
We're idiots. Sorry. DELETE DELETE.
We know it's a horrid place and that bad stuff goes on, but we kind of felt like giving up was letting the nasty people win. We get lots of messages from people still on the platform saying that they find us a bit of a respite and still have chums there who haven't come across here yet.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We know it's a horrid place and that bad stuff goes on, but we kind of felt like giving up was letting the nasty people win. We get lots of messages from people still on the platform saying that they find us a bit of a respite and still have chums there who haven't come across here yet.
Like we say about Swindon - we agree, but there are still some nice people there who say they would miss us.
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Like we say about Swindon - we agree, but there are still some nice people there who say they would miss us.
"Live, laugh, leak market sensitive information", that's what he said
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"Live, laugh, leak market sensitive information", that's what he said
We get it. We still get lovely messages from people on twitter telling us that (a) they aren't seeing our stuff for weeks on end and (b) they'd really miss us if we've gone. It's just becoming an exercise in shouting into the void most days.
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
We get it. We still get lovely messages from people on twitter telling us that (a) they aren't seeing our stuff for weeks on end and (b) they'd really miss us if we've gone. It's just becoming an exercise in shouting into the void most days.
Wasn't that your competition entry?
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Wasn't that your competition entry?