Andrew McRae
@andrewmcrae.bsky.social
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Writer. For Cracked.com, GameRant, and others. Likes dinosaurs, crime novels, horror, and collecting tiki mugs.
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The couple across the bar that dig your vibe
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Editor: You get those photos of Steven Spielberg and E.T.?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
An erotically tinged promotional photo of E.T. embracing Steven Spielberg from behind, their fingers intertwined
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Now that I think of it, trump's referred to as a mushroom

Maybe epstein collected them like baseball cards
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No, that there's tons of rumors about eppie's member and we have the recent revelations about musk being in his files
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Interesting penis talk, especially considering the epstein rumors
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Looks like they abandoned the anthology format they discussed

And are doubling down on chasing the Mignola/Hellboy vibes
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We're living in an era where hardly anything is sensational, inspirational, celebrational or Muppetational
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Judomaster making a big bowl of Nazi soup was super satisfying

#Peacemaker
Judomaster saying, "Zippity zap, bitches!" and holding arcing electrical cables
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Creepiness aside re: "Tilly Norwood" if someone's favorite actor isn't actually a person they hate movies, stories, and humanity in general
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You're done because you ran into someone who calmly denounces your pro-fascist rhetoric without taking the bait
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"If we shoot these Nazis committing a Holocaust we're just as bad as them," is tolerance of intolerance
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"You're in a cult," is what totally well-adjusted people say to strangers they've never met
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Your tolerance of intolerance is showing
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If only Eddie Murphy could beat the shit out of this clown, but not in a movie this time
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The one we actually live in where folks have to decide where their loyalties actually lie, with the Nazi king who supplies very little of their funding or the liberal democracy of the state that funds their majority
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Don't get me started on Clippy, that tramp
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Dressed as Penn Jillette's fingernails
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"Doctor, I have a hump on my back, a hooked nose with a wart, and I diarrhea constantly."

'Ah, Crone's Crohn's disease.'
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This is utterly moronic to pin on democratic representatives but then again, maga are morons
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I’m fucking livid!!!

I just checked my email and this is what the official VA email is saying to veterans.
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My after-schools were the Turtles reruns, the Disney adventure cartoons, and Batman
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When I was a kid you got Flintstones and Jetsons reruns with an occasional Johnny Quest or Huckleberry Hound thrown in
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Y'all a bunch of Wacky Races Hong Kong Phooey Laff-A-Lympics watching mofos