Andrew Sleighter
@andrewsleighter.bsky.social
Comedian living in PDX. https://linktr.ee/AndrewSleighter
I was about to get annoyed with this coffee shop DJ and then I remembered how much I hate AI and now I’m for DJ’s in every situation. Grocery stores, elevators… you name it I wanna DJ in there.
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I was about to get annoyed with this coffee shop DJ and then I remembered how much I hate AI and now I’m for DJ’s in every situation. Grocery stores, elevators… you name it I wanna DJ in there.
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Reposted by Andrew Sleighter
Waiting for when AI sees a student with a gun-shaped Cheeto -->
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/u...
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/u...
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system | CNN
Armed police handcuffed and searched a student at a high school in Baltimore County, Maryland, this week after an AI-driven security system flagged the teen’s empty bag of chips as a possible firearm.
www.cnn.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Waiting for when AI sees a student with a gun-shaped Cheeto -->
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/u...
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/u...
It’s awesome how ChatGPT can plan your vacations, but how cool will it be when they have robots to take my vacations for me!
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s awesome how ChatGPT can plan your vacations, but how cool will it be when they have robots to take my vacations for me!
Portlanders getting ready for the civil war by asking their local libraries if they loan guns.
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Portlanders getting ready for the civil war by asking their local libraries if they loan guns.
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I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
Republicans in Washington did this.
This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.
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As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
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the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts
Tune in to Jimmy Fallon tonight he’s got Steve Bannon, Kyle Rittenhouse and Joe McCarthy’s corpse!
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Tune in to Jimmy Fallon tonight he’s got Steve Bannon, Kyle Rittenhouse and Joe McCarthy’s corpse!
Ahhh NFL Sundays… The day I’m reminded Kathy Bates is Matlock now.
September 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ahhh NFL Sundays… The day I’m reminded Kathy Bates is Matlock now.
Mr Beast must resign.
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mr Beast must resign.
They should share the bathroom code with the people who clean it.
August 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They should share the bathroom code with the people who clean it.
My wife asked me if my birthday was October 3rd or October 4th. I’m not offended I’m just jealous she’s in a relationship where she feels safe enough to ask me that question.
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My wife asked me if my birthday was October 3rd or October 4th. I’m not offended I’m just jealous she’s in a relationship where she feels safe enough to ask me that question.
You know Trump isn’t a comedian because if one of us makes a list we’re telling everybody.
July 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You know Trump isn’t a comedian because if one of us makes a list we’re telling everybody.
They’re having a hotdog eating contest today on this cruise ship. The rare contest where someone may win on accident.
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They’re having a hotdog eating contest today on this cruise ship. The rare contest where someone may win on accident.
Ten year wedding anniversary is coming up. I looked up the traditional gift and it’s tin. What am I supposed to make her Sheriff?
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ten year wedding anniversary is coming up. I looked up the traditional gift and it’s tin. What am I supposed to make her Sheriff?
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Gov. Tina Kotek used outdated data to argue Preschool for All taxpayers were fleeing the Portland area. But even though more recent figures show a net increase in filers paying the tax, that’s not the full picture.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Gov. Kotek used outdated data to argue Preschool for All taxpayers were fleeing the Portland area
Although the data shows a net increase in filers paying the tax, that’s not the full picture.
www.oregonlive.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gov. Tina Kotek used outdated data to argue Preschool for All taxpayers were fleeing the Portland area. But even though more recent figures show a net increase in filers paying the tax, that’s not the full picture.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Support independent journalism!
June 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Support independent journalism!
“Look Im not a Republican or a Democrat… But let me just say this thing that’s happening because Republicans won elections is horrible. That’s why ALL political leaders are bad and I stay out of politics.”
June 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Look Im not a Republican or a Democrat… But let me just say this thing that’s happening because Republicans won elections is horrible. That’s why ALL political leaders are bad and I stay out of politics.”
I ordered a disgusting amount of food but don’t worry I used the phrase “I’ll just have” so it sounds reasonable.
June 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I ordered a disgusting amount of food but don’t worry I used the phrase “I’ll just have” so it sounds reasonable.
A MAGA slap fight and an epic Thunder choke job on the same day? The haterade has never tasted so good.
June 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A MAGA slap fight and an epic Thunder choke job on the same day? The haterade has never tasted so good.
It’s amazing that the perfect level of drunk for me is one cocktail and then two glasses of wine when you consider it used to be 16 bud lights.
June 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s amazing that the perfect level of drunk for me is one cocktail and then two glasses of wine when you consider it used to be 16 bud lights.
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May 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today’s the day! Download now! album.link/untapped
YouTube should downgrade your video quality based on how crazy you are. Watching people talk about a flat earth in stunning 4k quality is ruining democracy.
May 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
YouTube should downgrade your video quality based on how crazy you are. Watching people talk about a flat earth in stunning 4k quality is ruining democracy.
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Indiana-Oklahoma City will be the first NBA Finals where you can't legally bring a James Baldwin book to any of the games.
May 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Indiana-Oklahoma City will be the first NBA Finals where you can't legally bring a James Baldwin book to any of the games.