Andrew Sorg
@andrewsorg.bsky.social
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢
Portland, OR | Antifascist | Nerd | #rctid
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢
Portland, OR | Antifascist | Nerd | #rctid
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
I wish I spoke German solely to make my own compound words...
Like we need a word for those hyper-specific sports stats that broadcasters use to fill time:
"This is only the 3rd time a rookie has done that specific thing in the 4th quarter of a postseason game against a top seeded team from Ohio"
Like we need a word for those hyper-specific sports stats that broadcasters use to fill time:
"This is only the 3rd time a rookie has done that specific thing in the 4th quarter of a postseason game against a top seeded team from Ohio"
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wish I spoke German solely to make my own compound words...
Like we need a word for those hyper-specific sports stats that broadcasters use to fill time:
"This is only the 3rd time a rookie has done that specific thing in the 4th quarter of a postseason game against a top seeded team from Ohio"
Like we need a word for those hyper-specific sports stats that broadcasters use to fill time:
"This is only the 3rd time a rookie has done that specific thing in the 4th quarter of a postseason game against a top seeded team from Ohio"
That's my city councilor 🙌
If anyone tries to build a data center in or near Portland they’re gonna have to do it over my dead body. It’s not gonna happen. I would like for humanity and all creation to access fresh water in 10 years.
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That's my city councilor 🙌
"After each of the three State law enforcement witnesses got caught lying... the fourth State witness was immediately excused, and the fifth officer wasn’t even called up. Shortly after, the State rested their case."
#ACAB
#ACAB
A Portland jury acquitted Indigenous community member Tracy Molina, also known as Cozca, of every charge submitted to them after a two-day trial centered on washable chalk messages written on a police precinct window, and police testimony riddled with lies the jury ultimately rejected.
Jury Acquits Indigenous Activist of All Charges in Politically Charged Chalk Trial
A Portland jury acquitted Indigenous community member Tracy Molina, also known as Cozca, of every charge submitted to them after a two-day trial centered on washable chalk messages written on a police...
www.wewillfreeus.org
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"After each of the three State law enforcement witnesses got caught lying... the fourth State witness was immediately excused, and the fifth officer wasn’t even called up. Shortly after, the State rested their case."
#ACAB
#ACAB
*sigh*
The decline of brick and mortar retail strikes again 😔
The decline of brick and mortar retail strikes again 😔
Any tips on where to buy a darning loom locally? #pdx
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
*sigh*
The decline of brick and mortar retail strikes again 😔
The decline of brick and mortar retail strikes again 😔
People are profoundly, breathtakingly stupid.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
People are profoundly, breathtakingly stupid.
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Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
If you wanna get excused from jury duty just tell them about the time(s) FBI agents harassed you (hi Cris and Brian!) and the prosecutor will get you out of there by lunchtime. Apparently.
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you wanna get excused from jury duty just tell them about the time(s) FBI agents harassed you (hi Cris and Brian!) and the prosecutor will get you out of there by lunchtime. Apparently.
'Behind the Bastards' is coming to Netflix you guys 😮
Netflix has done its second big podcast deal as it prepares to launch a slate of shows in early 2026
Netflix's podcast deal with iHeartMedia brings exclusive video podcasts like "The Breakfast Club" and "My Favorite Murder" to the streamer in 2026.
www.businessinsider.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
'Behind the Bastards' is coming to Netflix you guys 😮
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Coworker: Wait. You aren't in the production meeting?
Me: No
Coworker: But you're the only engineer in the timezone.
Me: Uh-huh
Coworker: Th-they don't want the only engineer in this timezone to know what production is planning?
Me: You already know the answer to that.
Coworker: God damnit.
Me: No
Coworker: But you're the only engineer in the timezone.
Me: Uh-huh
Coworker: Th-they don't want the only engineer in this timezone to know what production is planning?
Me: You already know the answer to that.
Coworker: God damnit.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Coworker: Wait. You aren't in the production meeting?
Me: No
Coworker: But you're the only engineer in the timezone.
Me: Uh-huh
Coworker: Th-they don't want the only engineer in this timezone to know what production is planning?
Me: You already know the answer to that.
Coworker: God damnit.
Me: No
Coworker: But you're the only engineer in the timezone.
Me: Uh-huh
Coworker: Th-they don't want the only engineer in this timezone to know what production is planning?
Me: You already know the answer to that.
Coworker: God damnit.
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if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit
Somebody emailed me that they bought my GPS on OfferUp and I'm so glad I took the time to code my email into the startup display and that people are good enough to care 🙂
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Somebody emailed me that they bought my GPS on OfferUp and I'm so glad I took the time to code my email into the startup display and that people are good enough to care 🙂
spent the afternoon in Beaverton and it's hilarious how scary Portland is to folks out there 😅 they are shook af
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
spent the afternoon in Beaverton and it's hilarious how scary Portland is to folks out there 😅 they are shook af
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Who is watching FIFA create a peace prize for Donald Trump and isn’t like yeah no thanks lol
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Who is watching FIFA create a peace prize for Donald Trump and isn’t like yeah no thanks lol
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“It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat”
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat”
"Look. The last thing we want is to be mistaken for someone who cares. Can you imagine?"
Trump administration says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's ability to control his image
The Trump administration argues that providing real-time American Sign Language interpretation for events like White House press briefings would intrude on the president’s control over his public imag...
apnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Look. The last thing we want is to be mistaken for someone who cares. Can you imagine?"
Coworker: my wife had been really ACAB all of a sudden—
*camera zooms into my eye*
*30 sec riot montage plays*
*camera snaps back to scene*
Me: I am pretty ACAB myself
*camera zooms into my eye*
*30 sec riot montage plays*
*camera snaps back to scene*
Me: I am pretty ACAB myself
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Coworker: my wife had been really ACAB all of a sudden—
*camera zooms into my eye*
*30 sec riot montage plays*
*camera snaps back to scene*
Me: I am pretty ACAB myself
*camera zooms into my eye*
*30 sec riot montage plays*
*camera snaps back to scene*
Me: I am pretty ACAB myself
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
CEO sent me a SUPER disrespectful and insulting email and I'm trying not to ragequit the job that keeps me housed and fed 😤 😫
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
CEO sent me a SUPER disrespectful and insulting email and I'm trying not to ragequit the job that keeps me housed and fed 😤 😫
Two studies have shown that 40% of police officers commit domestic violence.
This is essentially average police officer behavior.
This is essentially average police officer behavior.
An off-duty Portland Police Bureau officer was arrested Monday for allegedly assaulting a woman in his home in front of their respective children on Nov. 29.
Off-duty Portland officer accused of strangulation, domestic violence
An off-duty Portland Police Bureau officer was arrested Monday for allegedly assaulting a woman in his home in front of their respective children on Nov. 29.
www.opb.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Two studies have shown that 40% of police officers commit domestic violence.
This is essentially average police officer behavior.
This is essentially average police officer behavior.
Most people say nauseous when they mean nauseated, but I'm not rude enough to tell somebody feeling nauseated that they also talk bad
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Most people say nauseous when they mean nauseated, but I'm not rude enough to tell somebody feeling nauseated that they also talk bad