Holy infant so tender and mid

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch

all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars

Massive away win for the little fella.

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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can