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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4h

BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 📰🗞️

After a busy week, I reflect on..

- Trump’s peace
- Kemi’s speech
- Starmer’s spies
- Paddington’s lies

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5h

19,500 tickets sold this year.

Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5h

19,500 tickets sold this year.

Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7h

Are the Chinese spy suspects surnames really 'Cash' & 'Berry'?

Are we 100% sure ITV isn't soft-launching a new crime drama?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

As if I couldn’t love Travelodge more, this room inexplicably has two sinister single beds.

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Julian Hall @textualhealingpr.bsky.social · 2d

Super piece on @geoffnorcott.bsky.social in Loaded - catch Geoff on tour now! All details via www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

The stamp duty announcement landed because the idea of ANY tax cut has become radical.
Even if there’s little chance of it happening, the concept felt oddly subversive - like going to a country where they still smoke in bars.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to tonight’s crowd in Glasgow.
You brought Saturday energy on a Wednesday.
👊🏻👊🏻

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

True, but there’s something about the state intervening in what should be a happy life event.
It’s like taxing christenings.
Maybe not, but you know what I mean.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Stamp duty is indeed a bad tax - closest the state gets to acting like the mob.

‘We heard you had some good news, me and the guys feel like we should have a taste.’

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Heading out for another busy week of TOUR shows - hopefully see you…

Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

Are you on other social media sites?
If not do you mind me grabbing this and sharing elsewhere?

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

It’s mad.
Both serious and oddly unserious.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

In a highly unexpected development, I’ve been deepfaked by Russians to attack Armenia.
Not only that, I get posher the longer the video goes.

Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 2d

Also featured in the latest batch of Russian disinformation videos are comedian @geoffnorcott.bsky.social and children's author @philipardagh.bsky.social, again with their voices being deepfaked to attack Armenia.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 2d

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

Myself and @rialina.com have some good natured back and forth on…

- Kemi’s grip on leadership
- Gary Neville’s view on middle aged white men
- Hotels using frosted glass on toilet doors

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5d

Blown away by tonight’s show in Birmingham.
Banging crowd.
Beautiful venue.

#Birminum

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 6d

Was great to chat all things last night comedy with Paul Merton & Suki Webster.
It was a fun show, available on the @TimesRadio app.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 6d

Catch me from 7pm on @TimesRadio

I’ll be chatting to Paul Merton, a doctor about male specific issues and a young advocate of AI who made me this 👇🏼

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7d

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7d

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Geoff Norcott Tickets, Tour and Concert Dates – www.livenation.co.uk

www.livenation.co.uk

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks to tonight’s crowd @GleeClubCardiff
Such a nice atmosphere.
I’m off to pay my final respects to that car park.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 9d

The point isn’t the minute detail of what he says, because he says a LOT.
It’s which bits of it get through to the general public.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve always believed you shouldn’t just go round putting labels on people. Which is why I got fired from the mortuary.

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