Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
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My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Worst thing about Travis Head is he doesn’t even have the common decency to be dislikeable.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Worst thing about Travis Head is he doesn’t even have the common decency to be dislikeable.
Apparently Usman Khawaja destabilised his debutant opening partner for the sake of a massage??
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Apparently Usman Khawaja destabilised his debutant opening partner for the sake of a massage??
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Belated thanks to last nights tour crowd in Leicester.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Belated thanks to last nights tour crowd in Leicester.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
Wow.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wow.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Thanks to a high energy midweek crowd in Maidstone.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thanks to a high energy midweek crowd in Maidstone.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
Happy #internationalmensday 2025.
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happy #internationalmensday 2025.
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
Last Autumn dates of BASIC BLOKE 2
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last Autumn dates of BASIC BLOKE 2
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Got a really good book I’ve been trying to finish since June.
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got a really good book I’ve been trying to finish since June.
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Exeter!
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Exeter!
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thank to a lovely crowd tonight in Bridport.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thank to a lovely crowd tonight in Bridport.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
Is there anything which isn't 'DONE', 'FINISHED' or 'COOKED'?
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is there anything which isn't 'DONE', 'FINISHED' or 'COOKED'?
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm.
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm.
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
Last night @lsqtheatre was a lot of fun.
My THIRD London date is there on Sat 29th Nov.
Tickets leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
My THIRD London date is there on Sat 29th Nov.
Tickets leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Ticketbooth
leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Last night @lsqtheatre was a lot of fun.
My THIRD London date is there on Sat 29th Nov.
Tickets leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
My THIRD London date is there on Sat 29th Nov.
Tickets leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Never in the field of human pitch-rolling was so much rolled by so few for so little.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Never in the field of human pitch-rolling was so much rolled by so few for so little.
Thanks to everyone at tonight’s London tour show.
Sorry for the delay and queuing getting in.
Not my fault!
But cheers for being such a cool crowd.
Sorry for the delay and queuing getting in.
Not my fault!
But cheers for being such a cool crowd.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Thanks to everyone at tonight’s London tour show.
Sorry for the delay and queuing getting in.
Not my fault!
But cheers for being such a cool crowd.
Sorry for the delay and queuing getting in.
Not my fault!
But cheers for being such a cool crowd.
Just a reminder to everyone coming to my second London tour date tonight
It starts at 9.30pm
Pls go easy on the beers at dinner (I can see this one being a bit spicy)
It starts at 9.30pm
Pls go easy on the beers at dinner (I can see this one being a bit spicy)
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just a reminder to everyone coming to my second London tour date tonight
It starts at 9.30pm
Pls go easy on the beers at dinner (I can see this one being a bit spicy)
It starts at 9.30pm
Pls go easy on the beers at dinner (I can see this one being a bit spicy)
One of Wes Streeting’s problems is that - despite being a good communicator - he still has relatively low public recognition.
Now he’s out there cracking gags about Celebrity Traitors.
Inspired stuff from Number 10.
Now he’s out there cracking gags about Celebrity Traitors.
Inspired stuff from Number 10.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
One of Wes Streeting’s problems is that - despite being a good communicator - he still has relatively low public recognition.
Now he’s out there cracking gags about Celebrity Traitors.
Inspired stuff from Number 10.
Now he’s out there cracking gags about Celebrity Traitors.
Inspired stuff from Number 10.
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Wow wow Newcastle.
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wow wow Newcastle.
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...