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Geoff Norcott

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Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · Aug 24

Thanks to everyone who saw BASIC BLOKE 2 at the Fringe.

The audience reaction & feedback has got me even more fired up for the Tour!

Tickets www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks to tonight’s crowd in Glasgow.
You brought Saturday energy on a Wednesday.
👊🏻👊🏻

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 9h

True, but there’s something about the state intervening in what should be a happy life event.
It’s like taxing christenings.
Maybe not, but you know what I mean.

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 11h

Stamp duty is indeed a bad tax - closest the state gets to acting like the mob.

‘We heard you had some good news, me and the guys feel like we should have a taste.’

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 12h

Heading out for another busy week of TOUR shows - hopefully see you…

Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 12h

Are you on other social media sites?
If not do you mind me grabbing this and sharing elsewhere?

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 13h

It’s mad.
Both serious and oddly unserious.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 13h

In a highly unexpected development, I’ve been deepfaked by Russians to attack Armenia.
Not only that, I get posher the longer the video goes.

Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 14h

Also featured in the latest batch of Russian disinformation videos are comedian @geoffnorcott.bsky.social and children's author @philipardagh.bsky.social, again with their voices being deepfaked to attack Armenia.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 15h

NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

Myself and @rialina.com have some good natured back and forth on…

- Kemi’s grip on leadership
- Gary Neville’s view on middle aged white men
- Hotels using frosted glass on toilet doors

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Blown away by tonight’s show in Birmingham.
Banging crowd.
Beautiful venue.

#Birminum

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 4d

Was great to chat all things last night comedy with Paul Merton & Suki Webster.
It was a fun show, available on the @TimesRadio app.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5d

Catch me from 7pm on @TimesRadio

I’ll be chatting to Paul Merton, a doctor about male specific issues and a young advocate of AI who made me this 👇🏼

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5d

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 5d

My take on ‘gentle parenting’.

(On Tour until April 2026)

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 6d

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 6d

Had great fun chatting to @StephenJardine on his excellent BBC Scotland show

Those SCOTTISH dates next week are…

Weds - Glasgow
Thurs - Dundee
Fri - Aberdeen

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...

Geoff Norcott Tickets, Tour and Concert Dates – www.livenation.co.uk

www.livenation.co.uk

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7d

Thanks to tonight’s crowd @GleeClubCardiff
Such a nice atmosphere.
I’m off to pay my final respects to that car park.

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7d

The point isn’t the minute detail of what he says, because he says a LOT.
It’s which bits of it get through to the general public.

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve always believed you shouldn’t just go round putting labels on people. Which is why I got fired from the mortuary.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 7d

Starmer’s speech worked well in the hall.
But think about it from the public’s point of view.
The recently ‘island of strangers’ guy is now the ‘love & unity’ guy.
As consistent as the BBC weather app.

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks to a cracking crowd in Southampton.
380 up for it punters on a Tuesday?
Yes please.

👊🏻👊🏻

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 8d

Apr ‘24 - I did a documentary called ‘Is University Really Worth It?’

Sept ‘25 - Govt scrap 50% uni target

YOU DO THE MATH!

#thoughtleader

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 9d

Cardiff’s own Geoff Norcott.
This Wednesday @GleeClubCardiff

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#KeepItCardiff

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 9d

Cardiff’s own Geoff Norcott.
This Wednesday @GleeClubCardiff

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#KeepItCardiff

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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 10d

Thanks to a wicked Sunday night crowd in Worthing.
Special mention to the guy who was following the Ryder cup then fell asleep for the last 20 minutes 😂😂

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 10d

Otley, Milton Keynes, Swindon, Maidenhead, Pocklington - now SOLD OUT
#GetInvolved

Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 12d

First review for new TOUR 💥

See you out there, next shows are..

Sat - Southend
Sun - Worthing
Tues - Southampton
Weds - Cardiff
Sat 4th - Birmingham

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