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André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 🌈 🍉 🐈‍⬛
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#HumanBeing 🌈
Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕
#HumanRights
#Microsoft #MCT #AI #Azure #IoT #Security #SQLServer
#DataCommunityPT #ITProPortugal #PowerShellPT
#IPv6PT #DNSSECPT
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#SQLTrip: These were the perfectly normal voyages of the last 2 months, a sleepless mission meet strange new and old friends, to seek out new foods and attend community events, to boldly live dangerously presenting in Comic Sans font.
Full post: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
@microsoft.com #Azure
World map in Indiana Jones sepia style showing all the flights and trips taken by André Melancia in the months of september and october 2025. There are trips around Europe, and also to Uganda, Tunisia, Canada, Philippines and Brazil.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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#Developer #DevOps #AI #VibeCoding
Post by André Melancia containing the following text: "2010 Developer: Develop app, test and fix any bugs. If you have time, document and register in the DevOps systems. 2020 Developer: Document everything you're going to do (even if you have no idea what it is). It's critical to register everything in the DevOps systems. If you have time, start developing something. Fixing bugs will be a future release that your grandchildren will eventually work on. 2025 Vibe coder: Have AI do all the coding, list in the DevOps systems all the bugs you can find. Don't plan on hiring a developer to fix any bugs, someone will eventually invent an AI to do that."
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Em tempos de #InteligênciaArtificial, a #Estupidificação é a nova #OrdemMundial...
#IA #AI #FascismoNuncaMais #MentalidadeDeGado #Seita
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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In times of #ArtificialIntelligence, #Stupidification is the new #WorldOrder...
#AI #FascismNeverAgain #CattleMentality #Cult
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Live from #MVPConf in São Paulo! #SQLTrip
Image of a woman scared of a robot cutting someone's hand to fill in a recaptcha to prove i is human.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Braquage du #Louvre par défenestration de bijoux. Très #français...
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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#Louvre heist by defenestrating jewelry. Very #french...
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#NobelWarPrize given to extreme-right big-oil supporter who asked USA to invade her own country, has history of supporting dictators like Bolsonaro, Milei & Ish-ray-hell's genocidal leader. Her first comment was to thank orange fascist.
If you think she deserves it, you are on wrong side of History.
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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The guy who claims to deserve the #NobelPrize for Peace just started an unprovoked war with Venezuela. Before, he bombed Iran and antagonised the entire world, country by country.
Oslo is not waiting for you. The Hague is...
September 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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I had a spectacularly fun talk with Tushar Kumar. Evil #AI scenarios, resistance against #Skynet, crazy technologies, scary politics, absolutely no jokes. All you need to know about the flat world we live in…
youtube.com/watch?v=nYHr...
#Microsoft #ResponsibleAI @microsoft.com @azure.microsoft.com
12 Reasons Why AI Platforms- André M.D. Melancia
YouTube video by TheAzWay
www.youtube.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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#Hitler needed 8 years to build #ConcentrationCamps. #Trump only 5 months.
Hitler needed 6 years to start #WW2. Trump threatened to invade multiple countries within weeks.
Take him seriously. People are already dying.
#CrimesAgainstHumanity #Dictatorship #Repression #Fascism #AlligatorAlcatraz #Nazi
July 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Atingimos a era histórica do
"Foda-se, como raio é que voltámos a este ponto?"
#FascismoNuncaMais #FascismNeverAgain
#CrimesContraAHumanidade #CrimesAgainstHumanity
June 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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We've reached the historical era of
"How the fuck did we get to this point again?"
#FascismNeverAgain
#CrimesAgainstHumanity
June 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This new season of #Murica is great, and seems to have been written by #Tarentino...
#MAGA #Trump #Musk #FascismNeverAgain #CrimesAgainstHumanity #Fascism #Dictatorship #Oligarchy #Racism #Discrimination #Xenophobia #Transphobia #Homophobia #HumanRights
June 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Ahahahahahahahahah #Trump #MAGA #Stupidity #Fascism #Disinformation #FalseNews #Incompetence #FascismNeverAgain #FascismoNuncaMais
Screenshot of truthsocial with reality problems
June 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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This has been an intense month for me (and the month is not over yet)…
Very happy to present another session for Lviv Polytechnic National University " #Hacking #Azure", a cloud #security session, that obviously has #cats.
Дуже дякую to everyone, especially to Oleg Deineka.
#Microsoft @microsoft.com
Title slide of the "Hacking Azure" presentation by André Melancia for Lviv Polytechnic National University
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Sometime during my " #Hacking #AzureAI" session I find myself comparing the nice muffin chihuahua with my #SQL Injection evil dog and saying "See, this is what happens when you do drugs" and "don't be that drugs dog".
Sharing knowledge can also be fun!
🎞️ → youtu.be/JheiySH3pxY
#Azure #AI #Microsoft
Screenshot of the live stream with André Melancia, José Quintino and Cláudio Raposo, and showing a slide with 16 muffin/chihuahua and a separate chihuahua with a seringe in its mouth and evil red eyes.
May 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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#SQLTrip: It was a really long week, travelling to Prague, presenting 3 sessions at #TechEd Praha.
This is one of my all time favourites, raising awareness for issues faced by fellow human beings with disabilities.
Huge DĚKUJI/ĎAKUJEM to all!
#AzureAI #Microsoft #LLPA #GOPAS #TechEdCZ #Azure #AI
The title slide André Melancia's session on Accessibility, and the video streaming on the top right showing André presenting on stage at TechEd Prague.
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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#SQLTrip: Live from #TechEd Praha, for the session "Develop for #Inclusion using #AI: An #Azure Story"
Logo for the All Different All Equal campaign in Czech language
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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#AllDifferentAllEqual
Logótipo de "Todos Diferentes Todos Iguais"
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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On June 14 (#Trump 's birthday) the world is going to post photos of #OBAMA on all social media platforms. PASS IT ON.
Ahahahahahaha
Text saying "On June 14 (Trump's birthday) the world is going to post photos of OBAMA on all social media platforms. Pass it on."
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Foda-se... Ainda tenho latas de atum do início da pandemia...
#CyberAttack #Outage #Blackout
April 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Power out for nearly 4 hours. #CyberAttack killing the electricity in Portugal, Spain, France, maybe more. Intermittent Internet.
Great sun and good temperature. Everyone perfectly calm. Fuck, if I wasn't Portuguese I'd be worried #WW3 had started. #Outage #Blackout
April 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade." — Jorge Bergoglio
#PapaFrancisco #PopeFrancis
Photo of Jorge Bergoglio with the text: "Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade."
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Facebook post by André Melancia with the text: « In the past, the village drunk used to say absurdities that everyone ignored. Now these drunks have social media accounts, obscure funding for paid advertising, and fascist parties to amplify drunkenness, racism, xenophobia, irrational hatreds, and frustrations. They just don't know that they are being used by large economic groups to destroy society and the fundamental rights of citizens, always with the aim of making profits for the obscure financiers. They have long been warned... Those who do not learn from History will have the "pleasure" of seeing it repeated... »
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM