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André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 🌈 🍉 🐈‍⬛
@andy.pt
#HumanBeing 🌈
Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕
#HumanRights
#Microsoft #MCT #AI #Azure #IoT #Security #SQLServer
#DataCommunityPT #ITProPortugal #PowerShellPT
#IPv6PT #DNSSECPT
#SQLTrip: These were the perfectly normal voyages of the last 2 months, a sleepless mission meet strange new and old friends, to seek out new foods and attend community events, to boldly live dangerously presenting in Comic Sans font.
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@microsoft.com #Azure
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Live from #MVPConf in São Paulo! #SQLTrip
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This has been an intense month for me (and the month is not over yet)…
Very happy to present another session for Lviv Polytechnic National University " #Hacking #Azure", a cloud #security session, that obviously has #cats.
Дуже дякую to everyone, especially to Oleg Deineka.
#Microsoft @microsoft.com
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometime during my " #Hacking #AzureAI" session I find myself comparing the nice muffin chihuahua with my #SQL Injection evil dog and saying "See, this is what happens when you do drugs" and "don't be that drugs dog".
Sharing knowledge can also be fun!
🎞️ → youtu.be/JheiySH3pxY
#Azure #AI #Microsoft
May 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
#SQLTrip: It was a really long week, travelling to Prague, presenting 3 sessions at #TechEd Praha.
This is one of my all time favourites, raising awareness for issues faced by fellow human beings with disabilities.
Huge DĚKUJI/ĎAKUJEM to all!
#AzureAI #Microsoft #LLPA #GOPAS #TechEdCZ #Azure #AI
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#SQLTrip: Live from #TechEd Praha, for the session "Develop for #Inclusion using #AI: An #Azure Story"
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
On June 14 (#Trump 's birthday) the world is going to post photos of #OBAMA on all social media platforms. PASS IT ON.
Ahahahahahaha
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade." — Jorge Bergoglio
#PapaFrancisco #PopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
April 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Remember: #nazis targeted intelectuals, gipsies/roma, #homosexuals, #disabled, elder and weak, non-arian looking and #jews. Guess who will be next in #TrumpReich...
#CrimesAgainstHumanity #CrimesAgainstChildren #FascismNeverAgain #Trump #MAGA #Holocaust
#LGBT #LGBTRights #HumanRights #Discrimination
April 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
While #Trump's "Education" Secretary brags about " #A1 " technology, the rest of the world has used #A4 for almost 100 years...
#AI #EpicFail #Stupidity #MAGA #FascismNeverAgain
April 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
#SQLTrip: #GlobalAI Lüdinghausen, presented "Hacking #AzureAI" session in a castle and also presented for #GlobalAI Manila, half a world away, letting attendees from both events see each other, done mostly in the basement dungeon.
Read more: www.linkedin.com/posts/andrem...
@microsoft.com #Azure #AI
March 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This week I completed my 10th and last #AIRoadshow / AI Partner Training Day in London, delivering #Microsoft #AI content to audiences a bit all over the world. It's also my second trip to the UK in a week, delivering #MicrosoftFabric.
Thank you […]
www.linkedin.com/posts/andrem...
@microsoft.com
March 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
#Earthquake in Lisbon.
Only around 5 seconds. Nothing much.
Just felt horizontal displacement of about 5cm, which is much less than airplane turbulence.
If you see posts by people saying they "felt it" and "it was horrible", they're lying.
February 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This was censored on Twitter / X:
February 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A week ago I was presenting a #MicrosoftFabric workshop at @microsoft.com #Qatar, along with my good friend @frankgeisler.bsky.social. It was incredibly fun and interactive.
شكرا جزيلا
/ thank you to everyone attending!
This week we're presenting it in a completely different country… and weather!
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Pure #fascism, nepotism, market manipulation, insider information and more, all legalised by the #OrangeFuhrer...
#MAGA #Trump #Murica #FascismNeverAgain #Repression #Freedom #Censorship #Treason
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
While the world tries to treat people with #Equality, #Respect and #Dignity, in #Trump's USA they don't even hide their #racism and #xenophobia...
Ironically, many of the people now being discriminated have voted for this (1/2)
#FascismNeverAgain #AllDifferentAllEqual #DEI #HumanRights #LGBTRights
February 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM