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André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 🌈 🍉 🐈‍⬛
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#HumanBeing 🌈
Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕
#HumanRights
#Microsoft #MCT #AI #Azure #IoT #Security #SQLServer
#DataCommunityPT #ITProPortugal #PowerShellPT
#IPv6PT #DNSSECPT
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#SQLTrip: These were the perfectly normal voyages of the last 2 months, a sleepless mission meet strange new and old friends, to seek out new foods and attend community events, to boldly live dangerously presenting in Comic Sans font.
Full post: www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
@microsoft.com #Azure
World map in Indiana Jones sepia style showing all the flights and trips taken by André Melancia in the months of september and october 2025. There are trips around Europe, and also to Uganda, Tunisia, Canada, Philippines and Brazil.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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#Developer #DevOps #AI #VibeCoding
Post by André Melancia containing the following text: "2010 Developer: Develop app, test and fix any bugs. If you have time, document and register in the DevOps systems. 2020 Developer: Document everything you're going to do (even if you have no idea what it is). It's critical to register everything in the DevOps systems. If you have time, start developing something. Fixing bugs will be a future release that your grandchildren will eventually work on. 2025 Vibe coder: Have AI do all the coding, list in the DevOps systems all the bugs you can find. Don't plan on hiring a developer to fix any bugs, someone will eventually invent an AI to do that."
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Live from #MVPConf in São Paulo! #SQLTrip
Image of a woman scared of a robot cutting someone's hand to fill in a recaptcha to prove i is human.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Ahahahahahahahahah #Trump #MAGA #Stupidity #Fascism #Disinformation #FalseNews #Incompetence #FascismNeverAgain #FascismoNuncaMais
Screenshot of truthsocial with reality problems
June 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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This has been an intense month for me (and the month is not over yet)…
Very happy to present another session for Lviv Polytechnic National University " #Hacking #Azure", a cloud #security session, that obviously has #cats.
Дуже дякую to everyone, especially to Oleg Deineka.
#Microsoft @microsoft.com
Title slide of the "Hacking Azure" presentation by André Melancia for Lviv Polytechnic National University
May 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Sometime during my " #Hacking #AzureAI" session I find myself comparing the nice muffin chihuahua with my #SQL Injection evil dog and saying "See, this is what happens when you do drugs" and "don't be that drugs dog".
Sharing knowledge can also be fun!
🎞️ → youtu.be/JheiySH3pxY
#Azure #AI #Microsoft
Screenshot of the live stream with André Melancia, José Quintino and Cláudio Raposo, and showing a slide with 16 muffin/chihuahua and a separate chihuahua with a seringe in its mouth and evil red eyes.
May 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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#SQLTrip: It was a really long week, travelling to Prague, presenting 3 sessions at #TechEd Praha.
This is one of my all time favourites, raising awareness for issues faced by fellow human beings with disabilities.
Huge DĚKUJI/ĎAKUJEM to all!
#AzureAI #Microsoft #LLPA #GOPAS #TechEdCZ #Azure #AI
The title slide André Melancia's session on Accessibility, and the video streaming on the top right showing André presenting on stage at TechEd Prague.
May 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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#SQLTrip: Live from #TechEd Praha, for the session "Develop for #Inclusion using #AI: An #Azure Story"
Logo for the All Different All Equal campaign in Czech language
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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#AllDifferentAllEqual
Logótipo de "Todos Diferentes Todos Iguais"
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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On June 14 (#Trump 's birthday) the world is going to post photos of #OBAMA on all social media platforms. PASS IT ON.
Ahahahahahaha
Text saying "On June 14 (Trump's birthday) the world is going to post photos of OBAMA on all social media platforms. Pass it on."
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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"Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade." — Jorge Bergoglio
#PapaFrancisco #PopeFrancis
Photo of Jorge Bergoglio with the text: "Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade."
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Facebook post by André Melancia with the text: « In the past, the village drunk used to say absurdities that everyone ignored. Now these drunks have social media accounts, obscure funding for paid advertising, and fascist parties to amplify drunkenness, racism, xenophobia, irrational hatreds, and frustrations. They just don't know that they are being used by large economic groups to destroy society and the fundamental rights of citizens, always with the aim of making profits for the obscure financiers. They have long been warned... Those who do not learn from History will have the "pleasure" of seeing it repeated... »
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Facebook post by André Melancia with the text: « Antigamente, o bêbado da aldeia dizia barbaridades que todos ignoravam. Agora esses bêbados têm redes sociais, financiamento obscuro para publicidade paga, e partidos fascistas para amplificar a bebedeira, o racismo, a xenofobia, os ódios irracionais e as frustrações. Só não sabem que estão a ser usados pelos grandes grupos económicos para destruir a sociedade e os direitos fundamentais dos cidadãos, sempre com o objectivo de dar lucros aos obscuros financiadores. Há muito que foram avisados... Quem não aprende com a História terá o "prazer" de a ver repetir-se... »
April 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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#Trump #MAGA #CrimesAgainstHumanity #Fascism #Dictatorship #FascismNeverAgain #HumanRights #WhiteNationalist #WhiteSupremacy #Racism #Xenophobia #Nazi
Woman: "People are being sent to prison camps without trial!" MAGA man: "Pfft! I don't care. They're all criminals" Woman peels the label "all criminals" and reveals "not white" Woman: "I knew it".
April 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Remember: #nazis targeted intelectuals, gipsies/roma, #homosexuals, #disabled, elder and weak, non-arian looking and #jews. Guess who will be next in #TrumpReich...
#CrimesAgainstHumanity #CrimesAgainstChildren #FascismNeverAgain #Trump #MAGA #Holocaust
#LGBT #LGBTRights #HumanRights #Discrimination
Series of photos illustrating the text: "Trump administration deports gay makeup artis to prison in El Salvador".
April 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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While #Trump's "Education" Secretary brags about " #A1 " technology, the rest of the world has used #A4 for almost 100 years...
#AI #EpicFail #Stupidity #MAGA #FascismNeverAgain
Photo of the Education Secretary and a few A.1. Steak Sause bottles on a shelf with the text "Trump's Education Secretary just Referred to 'AI' as 'A1' And the Steak Sause seized the moment"
April 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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#SQLTrip: #GlobalAI Lüdinghausen, presented "Hacking #AzureAI" session in a castle and also presented for #GlobalAI Manila, half a world away, letting attendees from both events see each other, done mostly in the basement dungeon.
Read more: www.linkedin.com/posts/andrem...
@microsoft.com #Azure #AI
A selfie of André Melancia in the dungeon basement of Borg Lüdinghausen, presenting a session.
March 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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This week I completed my 10th and last #AIRoadshow / AI Partner Training Day in London, delivering #Microsoft #AI content to audiences a bit all over the world. It's also my second trip to the UK in a week, delivering #MicrosoftFabric.
Thank you […]
www.linkedin.com/posts/andrem...
@microsoft.com
Photo of André Melancia, Luis Beltrán, Michael John Peña and Fisnik Doko in the Microsoft AI Partner Training Day in London on the 4th of March 2025.
March 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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#BlackHistoryMonth #BLM #AllDifferentAllEqual #Equality #Respect #HumanRights #FascismNeverAgain
Tweet by @queenie4rmnola saying "Black history is only offensive if you side with enslavers, segregationists, and other racists. It slaps if you have morality."
February 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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#Earthquake in Lisbon.
Only around 5 seconds. Nothing much.
Just felt horizontal displacement of about 5cm, which is much less than airplane turbulence.
If you see posts by people saying they "felt it" and "it was horrible", they're lying.
Image of a map of Lisbon and Portugal showing a "magnitude 4.2 earthquake" 24km south of Lisbon, in the ocean.
February 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The #fascist #purge of #DEI staff continues...
#FascismNeverAgain #HumanRight #Equality #Dignity #Respect #Disability #Discrimination #MAGA #Trump #Facebook #FascistPurge
Facebook post saying "Mark Zuckerberg just laid off 3600 workers including some who claim they got glowing reviews".
February 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This was censored on Twitter / X:
Screenshot of an email by Twitter / X regarding content issue.
February 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A week ago I was presenting a #MicrosoftFabric workshop at @microsoft.com #Qatar, along with my good friend @frankgeisler.bsky.social. It was incredibly fun and interactive.
شكرا جزيلا
/ thank you to everyone attending!
This week we're presenting it in a completely different country… and weather!
A photo of some of the attendees, trainers and Microsoft staff for the Fabric workshop in Qatar.
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Pure #fascism, nepotism, market manipulation, insider information and more, all legalised by the #OrangeFuhrer...
#MAGA #Trump #Murica #FascismNeverAgain #Repression #Freedom #Censorship #Treason
News sharing about the Trump government suspending officials that tried to prevent criminal Elon Musk from accessing confidential information for self purpose.
February 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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While the world tries to treat people with #Equality, #Respect and #Dignity, in #Trump's USA they don't even hide their #racism and #xenophobia...
Ironically, many of the people now being discriminated have voted for this (1/2)
#FascismNeverAgain #AllDifferentAllEqual #DEI #HumanRights #LGBTRights
Job advert for a Texas based position where it is claimed that the applicant has to specifically be "white".
February 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM