Andy Anderson
@andybeau.bsky.social
Librarian | dog-lover | choccy milk connoisseur | staunchly anti-Trump | nerd (and a whole host of other things)
It was so cold last night, and Erin traumatically ripped the blankets off me. I'm fine though...
...I recovered. 🥶 #IceCold #AndysPuns
...I recovered. 🥶 #IceCold #AndysPuns
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It was so cold last night, and Erin traumatically ripped the blankets off me. I'm fine though...
...I recovered. 🥶 #IceCold #AndysPuns
...I recovered. 🥶 #IceCold #AndysPuns
Discovered a YouTuber who is also a werewolf. Their name is...
...Lycan Subscribe. 🐺 #BarkatthePun #AndysPuns
...Lycan Subscribe. 🐺 #BarkatthePun #AndysPuns
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Discovered a YouTuber who is also a werewolf. Their name is...
...Lycan Subscribe. 🐺 #BarkatthePun #AndysPuns
...Lycan Subscribe. 🐺 #BarkatthePun #AndysPuns
Want a more powerful water gun? Fill it up with a strong liquor, then you'll have a...
...shot gun. 🥃🔫 #PutOnYourRedDress #AndysPuns
...shot gun. 🥃🔫 #PutOnYourRedDress #AndysPuns
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Want a more powerful water gun? Fill it up with a strong liquor, then you'll have a...
...shot gun. 🥃🔫 #PutOnYourRedDress #AndysPuns
...shot gun. 🥃🔫 #PutOnYourRedDress #AndysPuns
Next time I show up for a duel, I'm only bringing a pencil and some paper. Just imagine the look on my opponent's face when...
...draw my weapon. ✏️ #SunsOutPunsOut #AndysPuns
...draw my weapon. ✏️ #SunsOutPunsOut #AndysPuns
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Next time I show up for a duel, I'm only bringing a pencil and some paper. Just imagine the look on my opponent's face when...
...draw my weapon. ✏️ #SunsOutPunsOut #AndysPuns
...draw my weapon. ✏️ #SunsOutPunsOut #AndysPuns
My buddy works in I, and I asked him, "How do you make a motherboard?" He just said, "I tell her about...
...my job." 💾 #TechJobs #AndysPuns
...my job." 💾 #TechJobs #AndysPuns
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My buddy works in I, and I asked him, "How do you make a motherboard?" He just said, "I tell her about...
...my job." 💾 #TechJobs #AndysPuns
...my job." 💾 #TechJobs #AndysPuns
Did you know that Julius Caesar, the Roman General and statesman, never said "thank you" in his entire life? Not once. To be fair, he didn't speak...
...English. 🗣️ #WeHaveNoKing #AndysPuns
...English. 🗣️ #WeHaveNoKing #AndysPuns
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Did you know that Julius Caesar, the Roman General and statesman, never said "thank you" in his entire life? Not once. To be fair, he didn't speak...
...English. 🗣️ #WeHaveNoKing #AndysPuns
...English. 🗣️ #WeHaveNoKing #AndysPuns
My dad always told me, "Don't be so quick to find faults." He was a good man, but a terrible...
...geologist. ⛰️ #RockSolid #AndysPuns
...geologist. ⛰️ #RockSolid #AndysPuns
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My dad always told me, "Don't be so quick to find faults." He was a good man, but a terrible...
...geologist. ⛰️ #RockSolid #AndysPuns
...geologist. ⛰️ #RockSolid #AndysPuns
As construction projects go, digging foundations is boring. Fastening two pieces of metal together? Absolutely...
...riveting! 🚧 #StopHumorTime #AndysPuns
...riveting! 🚧 #StopHumorTime #AndysPuns
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
As construction projects go, digging foundations is boring. Fastening two pieces of metal together? Absolutely...
...riveting! 🚧 #StopHumorTime #AndysPuns
...riveting! 🚧 #StopHumorTime #AndysPuns
Thinking about becoming a hero named “Aluminum Man.” Kinda like Iron Man, except I just…
…foil villains’ plans. 🤘 #iamironman #AndysPuns
…foil villains’ plans. 🤘 #iamironman #AndysPuns
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Thinking about becoming a hero named “Aluminum Man.” Kinda like Iron Man, except I just…
…foil villains’ plans. 🤘 #iamironman #AndysPuns
…foil villains’ plans. 🤘 #iamironman #AndysPuns
Apparently if you buy a cabbage from Kohl’s, you are legally obligated to also buy carrots and mayonnaise. That’s Kohl’s…
…law. 🥬 #MyCabbages #AndysPuns
…law. 🥬 #MyCabbages #AndysPuns
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apparently if you buy a cabbage from Kohl’s, you are legally obligated to also buy carrots and mayonnaise. That’s Kohl’s…
…law. 🥬 #MyCabbages #AndysPuns
…law. 🥬 #MyCabbages #AndysPuns
One (of many) problems you have as a dice goblin is that when a friend shows you their new set of dice, you immediately convince yourself you need a new set.
Will I actually get a new set soon? Most likely. Goblins gonna Goblin.
🎲 👺 #DungeonsandDragons #DiceGoblin
Will I actually get a new set soon? Most likely. Goblins gonna Goblin.
🎲 👺 #DungeonsandDragons #DiceGoblin
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One (of many) problems you have as a dice goblin is that when a friend shows you their new set of dice, you immediately convince yourself you need a new set.
Will I actually get a new set soon? Most likely. Goblins gonna Goblin.
🎲 👺 #DungeonsandDragons #DiceGoblin
Will I actually get a new set soon? Most likely. Goblins gonna Goblin.
🎲 👺 #DungeonsandDragons #DiceGoblin
If you dip your funny bone in boiling water, does it become a…
…laughing stock? 🦴 #Humerus #AndysPuns
…laughing stock? 🦴 #Humerus #AndysPuns
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you dip your funny bone in boiling water, does it become a…
…laughing stock? 🦴 #Humerus #AndysPuns
…laughing stock? 🦴 #Humerus #AndysPuns
Saw a police cruiser with a beaver cuffed up in the back seat, and I thought they must have some pretty....
...damming evidence against him. 🚓 #BrushaBrushaBrusha #AndysPuns
...damming evidence against him. 🚓 #BrushaBrushaBrusha #AndysPuns
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Saw a police cruiser with a beaver cuffed up in the back seat, and I thought they must have some pretty....
...damming evidence against him. 🚓 #BrushaBrushaBrusha #AndysPuns
...damming evidence against him. 🚓 #BrushaBrushaBrusha #AndysPuns
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw a magician driving down the street, but then he…
…turned into a driveway. 🪄 #PunavraKedavra #DadJokes
…turned into a driveway. 🪄 #PunavraKedavra #DadJokes
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Saw a magician driving down the street, but then he…
…turned into a driveway. 🪄 #PunavraKedavra #DadJokes
…turned into a driveway. 🪄 #PunavraKedavra #DadJokes
My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say that it wasn't my...
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say that it wasn't my...
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
Erin told me she ordered coffee from Amazon. I said, "Great, but aren't you worried that it'll be...
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Erin told me she ordered coffee from Amazon. I said, "Great, but aren't you worried that it'll be...
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
If I sip on a tea and I'm not sure if it's actually tea, can I call that...
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I sip on a tea and I'm not sure if it's actually tea, can I call that...
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
Our fireplace felt a little warm this weekend. I think it might have the...
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Our fireplace felt a little warm this weekend. I think it might have the...
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
If you're ever weirdly curious which side of the turkey has the most feathers, I'm here to tell you...
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you're ever weirdly curious which side of the turkey has the most feathers, I'm here to tell you...
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wore my noise-cancelling headphones to dinner this weekend. I thought Erin would be mad, but I didn't...
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wore my noise-cancelling headphones to dinner this weekend. I thought Erin would be mad, but I didn't...
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
Just learned that your pupils are the last part of our bodies that stop working after death. It's because they...
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just learned that your pupils are the last part of our bodies that stop working after death. It's because they...
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
I never tell jokes while ice-skating just in case even the ice...
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I never tell jokes while ice-skating just in case even the ice...
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes