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Andy Behrens
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Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
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Tom Morello and Rise Against.

First Avenue Friday at NOON.

Proceeds to the victims of ICE’s murders.

Tickets on sale now.

www.axs.com/events/13138...
Tom Morello and Rise Against - Minneapolis - First Avenue - Fri, Jan 30, 2026, 12:00 PM - AXS US
Get tickets for Tom Morello and Rise Against with Al Di Meola, Ike Reilly, (And Very Special Guest) promoted by A Concert of Solidarity & Resistance To Defend Minnesota! at First Avenue in Minneapolis...
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January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
On behalf of Fanninists, I am provisionally approving this hire.
BREAKING: The Cleveland Browns are hiring Todd Monken as the franchise’s next head coach, sources tell The Athletic.

Monken served as Cleveland’s OC in 2019, and now returns to take the top job for the Browns.
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Hey, sorry, but if you lose a Super Bowl to Doug Pederson and Nick Foles, there are gonna be consequences.
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Oh! And I should introduce you to some of those diehards who I love!

Bobsled, luge, skeleton: @thekenchilds.com
Curling: @suss2hyphens.bsky.social
Figure skating: @rockerskating.com
Women's hockey: @nicolehaase.bsky.social

You want to follow them for these upcoming Olympics!
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Promoting from within after THAT press conference is honestly just perfect. Flawless messaging.
Inconceivably disastrous Bills outcome lol
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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That's right, @dennycarter.bsky.social and I are doing a Total Request show on Thursday. Ask anything you like, football or non-football, either on this thread or you can email me [email protected]. The entire pod will be turned over to you.
January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Chatted with the new fave band! Also, one of them happens to be something of a fantasy shark...
YACHT CLUB: A fun musical 🎶 episode in which @andybehrens.bsky.social and I interview @ratboysband.bsky.social!

We talk indie rock, the music business, protest music and also commiserate about our fantasy teams.

It's awesome! Hope you enjoy!
(if you'd like to subscribe, link is 👇)
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January 26, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Seattle continuing to lean on their best running back. Very out of character.
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
JSN pitching a perfect game.
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Dean questioning whether the ball (which hit the receiver in the head) was catchable. Who can say.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Curious decision by Seattle to use their obviously best running back here.
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
No flag for vigorous sacking?!
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 AM
JSN just being scandalously open.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Would pay good money to see the practice reps that keep Kenneth Walker III off the field in these situations
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Stidham-Darnold Super Bowl dream matchup must wait another year, alas. We'll get it eventually.
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
A nine-minute drive ending in a field goal is some old school Big Ten West shit. I love it.
January 25, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Whatever they were paying my fellow protesters today, each of them deserves a raise.
Via @andybehrens.bsky.social, an image from Chicago where both the flag and sign game remain strong:
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
RIP, "Take the points."

You had a great run, but it's over.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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It's a YACHT CLUB episode on a Monday morning!

@andybehrens.bsky.social and I break down the weekend action, and preview the Conference Championships

(plus we announce the band who'll be our guest on the show next week)

(subscribe link is 👇)
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January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Would not mind one of those Rams special teams F ups right here tbh.
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Can't believe McVay fell into this trap. The one thing you absolutely cannot do against these Bears is take an early lead.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Stroud has been so chaotic I sincerely thought he might attempt a left-handed throw right there, Eli-style.
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stefon Diggs revenge game 😤
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Gotta stick with this gameplan and continue fumbling. It’s gonna wear Denver down, gradually.
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Sunday night’s forecast loses a few more degrees every time I check it. This game will be cinema.
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM