Andy Behrens
@andybehrens.bsky.social
Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.
I am calling for the immediate arrest of fantasy commissioners who allow 8 or more teams in the playoff “bracket.” TREASON?
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am calling for the immediate arrest of fantasy commissioners who allow 8 or more teams in the playoff “bracket.” TREASON?
Kevin Butler, now in his 60s, should still be kicking for the Bears.
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Kevin Butler, now in his 60s, should still be kicking for the Bears.
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The YACHT CLUB pod is up for subscribers!
👉🚨👈
Our interview series begins!
We talked with @drewmagary.bsky.social of Defector and SF Gate about his writing career, changing with age (and how his brain injury influenced *his* changes), and why A.I. sucks.
(subscribe link is 👇)
👉🚨👈
Our interview series begins!
We talked with @drewmagary.bsky.social of Defector and SF Gate about his writing career, changing with age (and how his brain injury influenced *his* changes), and why A.I. sucks.
(subscribe link is 👇)
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The YACHT CLUB pod is up for subscribers!
👉🚨👈
Our interview series begins!
We talked with @drewmagary.bsky.social of Defector and SF Gate about his writing career, changing with age (and how his brain injury influenced *his* changes), and why A.I. sucks.
(subscribe link is 👇)
👉🚨👈
Our interview series begins!
We talked with @drewmagary.bsky.social of Defector and SF Gate about his writing career, changing with age (and how his brain injury influenced *his* changes), and why A.I. sucks.
(subscribe link is 👇)
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So... @andybehrens.bsky.social told me that 'Die Hard' is not only not the best movie in the franchise, but that it's actually the third-best of the bunch. 🤷♂️
Anyway, here's a conversation we had about the best strategies to use in the fantasy football playoffs.
Watch the full episode below 👇
Anyway, here's a conversation we had about the best strategies to use in the fantasy football playoffs.
Watch the full episode below 👇
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So... @andybehrens.bsky.social told me that 'Die Hard' is not only not the best movie in the franchise, but that it's actually the third-best of the bunch. 🤷♂️
Anyway, here's a conversation we had about the best strategies to use in the fantasy football playoffs.
Watch the full episode below 👇
Anyway, here's a conversation we had about the best strategies to use in the fantasy football playoffs.
Watch the full episode below 👇
My research team is telling me the city of Green Bay has never produced a pope. Zero popes? Can that be right? Crazy stat, if true.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My research team is telling me the city of Green Bay has never produced a pope. Zero popes? Can that be right? Crazy stat, if true.
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COSTLY MISTAKES That Will KILL Your Playoff Chances! | Fantasy Focus
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December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Amon-Ra St. Brown has performed admirably in the Tom Kennedy role over the past five seasons, but it's time for the big dog to eat.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Amon-Ra St. Brown has performed admirably in the Tom Kennedy role over the past five seasons, but it's time for the big dog to eat.
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The Wednesday YACHT CLUB podcast is live!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will:
🏈 Talk Week 14 lineups (including the miscreants like Jefferson, Jeanty, Metcalf, etc)
🏈 Update the Movie Draft (go Marty Supreme!)
🏈 Rank the best and worst NFL broadcast analysts
...and more!
(subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will:
🏈 Talk Week 14 lineups (including the miscreants like Jefferson, Jeanty, Metcalf, etc)
🏈 Update the Movie Draft (go Marty Supreme!)
🏈 Rank the best and worst NFL broadcast analysts
...and more!
(subscribe 👇)
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Wednesday YACHT CLUB podcast is live!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will:
🏈 Talk Week 14 lineups (including the miscreants like Jefferson, Jeanty, Metcalf, etc)
🏈 Update the Movie Draft (go Marty Supreme!)
🏈 Rank the best and worst NFL broadcast analysts
...and more!
(subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will:
🏈 Talk Week 14 lineups (including the miscreants like Jefferson, Jeanty, Metcalf, etc)
🏈 Update the Movie Draft (go Marty Supreme!)
🏈 Rank the best and worst NFL broadcast analysts
...and more!
(subscribe 👇)
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MONDAY PODCAST!
...wait, it says here they let @andybehrens.bsky.social
appear on the Free Side????
That's right! Andy is here to help me start reviewing the Week 13 games, including a review of all the Thanksgiving/Black Friday games, too!
Big fun!
(link is 👇)
...wait, it says here they let @andybehrens.bsky.social
appear on the Free Side????
That's right! Andy is here to help me start reviewing the Week 13 games, including a review of all the Thanksgiving/Black Friday games, too!
Big fun!
(link is 👇)
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December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
MONDAY PODCAST!
...wait, it says here they let @andybehrens.bsky.social
appear on the Free Side????
That's right! Andy is here to help me start reviewing the Week 13 games, including a review of all the Thanksgiving/Black Friday games, too!
Big fun!
(link is 👇)
...wait, it says here they let @andybehrens.bsky.social
appear on the Free Side????
That's right! Andy is here to help me start reviewing the Week 13 games, including a review of all the Thanksgiving/Black Friday games, too!
Big fun!
(link is 👇)
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The Wednesday ⛴️YACHT CLUB⛴️ podcast is ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom!
And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too!
(subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom!
And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too!
(subscribe 👇)
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November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Wednesday ⛴️YACHT CLUB⛴️ podcast is ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom!
And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too!
(subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom!
And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too!
(subscribe 👇)
Just an incredible week of performative grittiness and want-to from Aaron Rodgers. 🫡
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just an incredible week of performative grittiness and want-to from Aaron Rodgers. 🫡
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It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB pod!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will talk about Emanuel Wilson, Kenneth Gainwell, Andrei Iosivas, Darnell Mooney and other potential Week 12 fill-ins...
...we each pick an emergency upside TE...
...and we talk ROS ranks!
Plus good news re: the show's future!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will talk about Emanuel Wilson, Kenneth Gainwell, Andrei Iosivas, Darnell Mooney and other potential Week 12 fill-ins...
...we each pick an emergency upside TE...
...and we talk ROS ranks!
Plus good news re: the show's future!
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November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB pod!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will talk about Emanuel Wilson, Kenneth Gainwell, Andrei Iosivas, Darnell Mooney and other potential Week 12 fill-ins...
...we each pick an emergency upside TE...
...and we talk ROS ranks!
Plus good news re: the show's future!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I will talk about Emanuel Wilson, Kenneth Gainwell, Andrei Iosivas, Darnell Mooney and other potential Week 12 fill-ins...
...we each pick an emergency upside TE...
...and we talk ROS ranks!
Plus good news re: the show's future!
Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Commissioners, share this clip immediately with anyone who has not yet paid the league fee...
I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm already enraged about that one HOF voter who's gonna leave Ohtani off their ballot.
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The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Wednesday Yacht Club podcast is ready to go!
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
It's me and @andybehrens.bsky.social looking at Week 11 ranks to help your lineup... plus we look back on my 2025 Flag Player list & my 2025 Bust list
Very fun conversation!
It's in your subscription feed...and if you'd like to subscribe: 👇
I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Fantasy Football Rankings, Week 11
Let's make responsible fantasy choices this week, people.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am once again urging you to enjoy some artisanal, hand-crafted fantasy content!
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
Week 11 Fantasy Ranks: tinyurl.com/bu9un9yx
Waiver Wire Recs: tinyurl.com/mrxhsehv
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*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"
*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*
Me: "I gotta go"
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MONDAY
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
a man in a tank top is holding a gun and says wunderbar
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November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MONDAY
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
POD
CAST
I speak German (badly) for exactly one sentence in today's podcast...but then it's off to the races talking about 8 of Sunday's games!
My guest is the great Jamey Eisenberg!
Let's go!
(link is 👇)
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The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
a large yacht is docked next to a smaller one
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November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The YACHT CLUB has a Wednesday podcast ready!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about the NFL Trade Deadline and some tough start/sit Week 10 lineup decisions
Also -- it was brighter aboard the yacht this week. Huh.
(If you'd like to subscribe 👇)
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Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
Fantasy football Week 10 drops: Turn the page on Alvin Kamara, Nick Chubb
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Time for another week of drops at the Athletic.
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
(Meyers gets a reprieve after being traded).
www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
#FantasyFootball
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I don’t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that it’s adjacent.
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
Everyone Is Someone's Baby
That guy is a beast. That guy is a monster. As he scores his first touchdown of the day, lowering his head and smashing his body like a weapon through other men, a few million
www.thedeepshot.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t believe being an NFL fan means selling your soul, or even being a hypocrite. But we should probably at least not ignore that it’s adjacent.
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
My first for The Deep Shot:
www.thedeepshot.com/2025/10/27/e...
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
October 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How the dog looks at you when they gotta wear the stupid bee costume
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It was a fun week on TLPTC:
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
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October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It was a fun week on TLPTC:
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
M - @mattharmon.bsky.social
T - @johndaigle.bsky.social
W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (*)
Th - @pianow.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
F - HUGGY & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆 w/Cousin Josh
Catch up!
(link is 👇)
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Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
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October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wednesday's YACHT CLUB Episode is ready for your earbells!
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
@andybehrens.bsky.social and I give potential Week 8 solutions during this baaaaad bye week, nominate five shockingly droppable players, and do our fantasy movie draft for Nov & Dec!
If you're not in the Yacht Club:
👇
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Friends, here's the sort of keen waiver wire analysis you need to win your league (also the sort that got me fired)...
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2
tinyurl.com/3sk2a8v2