Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem
@andyeyeballs.bsky.social
'Not just one of the great legal revolutionaries of our time, also a really filthy babe.'
thereve.land, Chosen Family Law Center, Harvard Law School LGBTQ+ Advocacy Clinic, National Lawyers Guild Queer Caucus.
https://campsite.bio/andyizenson
thereve.land, Chosen Family Law Center, Harvard Law School LGBTQ+ Advocacy Clinic, National Lawyers Guild Queer Caucus.
https://campsite.bio/andyizenson
You can sign up for this free poetry workshop I'm teaching at the New School on March 31st!
event.newschool.edu/andyizenson
event.newschool.edu/andyizenson
event.newschool.edu
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You can sign up for this free poetry workshop I'm teaching at the New School on March 31st!
event.newschool.edu/andyizenson
event.newschool.edu/andyizenson
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
Tragic news for the employment prospects of the men-who-look-like-thumbs population
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Tragic news for the employment prospects of the men-who-look-like-thumbs population
This ad 😭
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This ad 😭
My 38th birthday is Friday and I have been thinking about this nonstop.
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
My 38th birthday is Friday and I have been thinking about this nonstop.
3 things:
1) today is the last day to upload your reel for the poetry audiobook audition (forms.gle/WqkvJhV5ZkUj...)
2) I'm growing a mirrorverse beard to see if it makes me evil, so far signs point to yes
1) today is the last day to upload your reel for the poetry audiobook audition (forms.gle/WqkvJhV5ZkUj...)
2) I'm growing a mirrorverse beard to see if it makes me evil, so far signs point to yes
January 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
3 things:
1) today is the last day to upload your reel for the poetry audiobook audition (forms.gle/WqkvJhV5ZkUj...)
2) I'm growing a mirrorverse beard to see if it makes me evil, so far signs point to yes
1) today is the last day to upload your reel for the poetry audiobook audition (forms.gle/WqkvJhV5ZkUj...)
2) I'm growing a mirrorverse beard to see if it makes me evil, so far signs point to yes
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Been staring at this gif of the moon's libration for days (research purposes) and I find it remarkably soothing. Like it's breathing with us.
image credit: Wikipedia user Tom Ruen, using imagery from NRL's Clementine spacecraft (1994)
image credit: Wikipedia user Tom Ruen, using imagery from NRL's Clementine spacecraft (1994)
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Been staring at this gif of the moon's libration for days (research purposes) and I find it remarkably soothing. Like it's breathing with us.
image credit: Wikipedia user Tom Ruen, using imagery from NRL's Clementine spacecraft (1994)
image credit: Wikipedia user Tom Ruen, using imagery from NRL's Clementine spacecraft (1994)
Okay but have you considered what really matters here which is the impact of your trendy exhaustion and burnout on your boss
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Okay but have you considered what really matters here which is the impact of your trendy exhaustion and burnout on your boss
If I had been assigned the other gender at birth I would still have transitioned. It's really just about the thrill of the chase.
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If I had been assigned the other gender at birth I would still have transitioned. It's really just about the thrill of the chase.
Casting trans audiobook narrators local to NYC or the Hudson Valley!
Seeking 1-2 additional narrators for Andy Izenson’s debut poetry collection, The World That Is Coming Inside You.
Seeking 1-2 additional narrators for Andy Izenson’s debut poetry collection, The World That Is Coming Inside You.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Casting trans audiobook narrators local to NYC or the Hudson Valley!
Seeking 1-2 additional narrators for Andy Izenson’s debut poetry collection, The World That Is Coming Inside You.
Seeking 1-2 additional narrators for Andy Izenson’s debut poetry collection, The World That Is Coming Inside You.
Cannot sleep and in between disaster planning scenarios my brain was just like hey
Hey
It's time to imagine a three hole punch filled with buttercream frosting
Hey
It's time to imagine a three hole punch filled with buttercream frosting
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Cannot sleep and in between disaster planning scenarios my brain was just like hey
Hey
It's time to imagine a three hole punch filled with buttercream frosting
Hey
It's time to imagine a three hole punch filled with buttercream frosting
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in ashkenazus we pronounce it peanus busser
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
in ashkenazus we pronounce it peanus busser
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The court is hearing arguments today in two cases on transgender athletes. Our live blog will open in about 25 minutes.
Oral argument live blog for Tuesday, January 13
We will be live blogging as the court hears oral arguments in Little v. Hecox and West Virginia v. B.P.J., two cases on laws barring transgender athletes from participating on women’s […]
www.scotusblog.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The court is hearing arguments today in two cases on transgender athletes. Our live blog will open in about 25 minutes.
Ok so
@aversatrix.bsky.social @padnick.bsky.social @robinkimball.bsky.social
Our sun rotates around its own axis at a rate of about 1 full rotation per month
@aversatrix.bsky.social @padnick.bsky.social @robinkimball.bsky.social
Our sun rotates around its own axis at a rate of about 1 full rotation per month
Do u guys want a space fact
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Ok so
@aversatrix.bsky.social @padnick.bsky.social @robinkimball.bsky.social
Our sun rotates around its own axis at a rate of about 1 full rotation per month
@aversatrix.bsky.social @padnick.bsky.social @robinkimball.bsky.social
Our sun rotates around its own axis at a rate of about 1 full rotation per month
Do u guys want a space fact
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Do u guys want a space fact
this meme came to me last night
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
this meme came to me last night
@merriam-webster.com says my word of the year is "potato" and so for my new years resolution I have made a bingo card of potato preparations to try
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@merriam-webster.com says my word of the year is "potato" and so for my new years resolution I have made a bingo card of potato preparations to try
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hey girl, are you a pokemon. because I'm not sure I buy that a creature capable of such violence would ever choose to be treated like a pet
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hey girl, are you a pokemon. because I'm not sure I buy that a creature capable of such violence would ever choose to be treated like a pet
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Anyone in need of #NewYearsResolutions about #trans #allyship? I've got you covered: debatemebro.substack.com/p/what-trans...
What trans kids like me need to survive a Trump presidency
Because we're all freaking tf out
debatemebro.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyone in need of #NewYearsResolutions about #trans #allyship? I've got you covered: debatemebro.substack.com/p/what-trans...
IMPORTANT NEWS
he is using a pillow as a pillow
he is using a pillow as a pillow
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
IMPORTANT NEWS
he is using a pillow as a pillow
he is using a pillow as a pillow
MY PROOF CAME IN THE MAIL
December 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
MY PROOF CAME IN THE MAIL
@saraeileen.bsky.social has loaned us hir button press and we are going mad with power, this is the fucking best
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
@saraeileen.bsky.social has loaned us hir button press and we are going mad with power, this is the fucking best
It's gonna be a little while before we feel it but the light is coming back. It's okay if all you feel right now is the cold and the dark, AND we can trust the rhythms of the earth, the seasons, the sun & all the other beings we're dancing with on this tumble through the living cosmos. It's coming.
December 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's gonna be a little while before we feel it but the light is coming back. It's okay if all you feel right now is the cold and the dark, AND we can trust the rhythms of the earth, the seasons, the sun & all the other beings we're dancing with on this tumble through the living cosmos. It's coming.
Another example is when we used to torrent music and what you ended up downloading had like a 20% chance of being the song it was labeled as. Discovered a lot of bands that way! Also a lot of fetishes 🤣
My mother called these "serendipity trips" and they are bordering on a hobby in my family.
There is a strong argument to be made for owning paper books precisely BECAUSE you can get lost on the way to what you're looking for. Even a good dictionary can be fun for a quick wander.
There is a strong argument to be made for owning paper books precisely BECAUSE you can get lost on the way to what you're looking for. Even a good dictionary can be fun for a quick wander.
Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Another example is when we used to torrent music and what you ended up downloading had like a 20% chance of being the song it was labeled as. Discovered a lot of bands that way! Also a lot of fetishes 🤣