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Andy
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Like a ninja, but faster. I respond to tree knocks in the forest. Pacific Northwest 🏔️🌲🎣
“Iwona B. Horyn”

Yes that’s her real name
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Andy
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Someone needs to explain to me someday on how Christian McCaffrey does it. But he does.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I always like to start off Mondays with delicious Pacific Northwest food. Tonight it’s fresh caught salmon from a local river on the Traeger pellet grill and roasted broccoli & brussel sprouts in olive oil, garlic, sea salt, pepper, and a touch of cayenne and balsamic vinegar.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
ICE illegally arrests 17 year old US Citizen high schooler by smashing his car window and saying “I don’t care” when informed he’s a citizen.

Response from high school students. “Fuck you ICE”
🦫

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Oregon teenager’s ICE detention sparks high school walkout
Hundreds of McMinnville High students walked out Monday, days after ICE detained Christian Jimenez, 17.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ICE deported one of my neighbors. He was 53, here for over 30 yrs w/no criminal record. He was a contractor and built a retaining wall and paver patio for me.

ICE lied to him about his due process rights & deported him within a week without so much as a hearing.

www.kgw.com/article/news...
Beaverton father deported to Mexico after being detained by ICE: 'I wouldn't wish this on anyone'
Paulino Martin San Pedro, a handyman and longtime Beaverton resident, is one of several in the area picked up by federal agents over the last month.
www.kgw.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Guess who 80% of farmers voted for in 2024 after being hurt badly by his policies between 2016-2020
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The WaPo opinion page is a complete disgrace, and their editorial board is as bad as the WSJ’s
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Cranberries belong in a cocktail, not slathered on turkey
Tell me your Thanksgiving Dinner Hot Takes.

I’ll start:
— Sweet Potato Pie is VASTLY superior to Pumpkin Pie

— The best turkey in the world is not as good as an average roast chicken.

— Stuffing should not actually be stuffed inside the bird for several reasons but mostly: Ew
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He’s 90 pounds now but it’s fun to come across these pictures of Dutch when he was a pup
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
She's laughin' inside
'Cause they can't refuse

She's so beautiful now
She doesn't wear her shoes

She never likes to choose

She got wonderful eyes
And a risqué mouth
And when I asked her before
She said she's holdin' out

She's a frozen fire
She's my one desire
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Goddamn
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One hour after Texas asked SCOTUS to block lower court decision to throw out racially gerrymandered new voting districts ordered by Trump, Justice Alito does exactly that.
www.npr.org/2025/11/21/g...
Supreme Court blocks order that found Texas congressional map is likely racially biased
The U.S. Supreme Court has temporarily blocked a lower court ruling that found Texas' 2026 congressional redistricting plan pushed by President Trump likely discriminates on the basis of race.
www.npr.org
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Huge hat tip to @livinginjeopardy.blackskycomra.de for this 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Always worth it to tune in when Laura appears with Chris Hayes
In a stroke of unbelievable luck I’ve been invited to discuss the Zohran Trump meeting on Chris Hayes tonight
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The next Dem Administration is going to have to completely flush our federal intel and law enforcement agencies and start from scratch.
WHOA. The FBI was/is spying on a Signal chat for a New York immigration court watch group, claiming they were “anarchist violent extremist actors.”

Your reminder that the government is watching and don’t say anything in a big group chat you wouldn’t say on TV.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The FBI spied on a Signal group chat of immigration activists, records reveal
Exclusive: Agency accessed private conversations of New York ‘courtwatch’ group that was observing public hearings
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ICE kidnapped a 45 year old neighbor who has lived in my neighborhood for over 15 years. A pillar of the community and a licensed contractor who helped many of us, including me.

I am sick.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Andy
Swalwell: I am running to be California’s next governor.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oregon is the only US state with a two sided flag.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
For Transgender Awareness Week, I’d like to introduce you to @toribarron.bsky.social

She and I have followed each other for years, starting over at the bad place.

Tori is one of my smartest followers and is a fearless debater and bullshit debunker.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What the fuck?
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This might be the height of hubris on my part, but I think I could debate Scott Jennings much better than anyone CNN puts on to do it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My brother and I, both Gen Xers, went to go see the alternative band Meltt at a small and hip music club in Portland and this was the reaction when walked in 😬
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thanks to Trump voters we’re a worldwide pariah
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM