Andy Robson
andyrobson.bsky.social
Andy Robson
@andyrobson.bsky.social
A gay older man who enjoys spicy captions and scenarios.
Posted content is NSFW.
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Rent’s due.
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Photograph with handwritten note on reverse: found in the study of the missing Professor Robson, noted scholar of early medieval magical texts.
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Anthony lost the bet so had to jerk off naked, outdoors, where the public might catch him. Unfortunately for him, he left his shoes on so he wasn’t really naked. That’s why we thought it was fair to share his picture.

#loser #forfeit
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Andy Robson
The guys who stole their clothes had been decent enough to throw them their car keys. Unfortunately, none of them were good at catching, and after a long search of the river, they began to realize that the short skinny-dipping adventure was going to turn into a long, naked walk back home.
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
When they were done with him, they tied him down and tattoo’ed the tally on his ass: 𝍸𝍪
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I would. Wouldn’t you?
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Have you ever had to share a naked picture of yourself, post-nut, as a forfeit? These losers have.
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
A continuation of the occasional series: The Diary of a Cumdump.

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January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Some people don’t know when to stop with “double or quit.”
#photonicfusion #genai
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Merry Christmas, guys. May Santa bring you something special to be laid under the tree.
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“A Christmas present? For me, Sir?”
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Each year the villager with the smallest cock is offered to the woodland spirit. The form the spirit takes has never been recorded; no villager stays to witness the sacrifice. The offerings can’t help; they are left as mindless, cum-hungry drones, their asses dripping with fluids that defy analysis.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
If you pass out at a party, there are traditions...
December 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Merry Christmas to one and all.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A continuation of the occasional series: The Diary of a Cumdump.

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December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For my non-Brit followers, the “Met Office” is the Meteorological Office of the Department for Science, Innovation and Technology within the UK Government.
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s official 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
As the Professor introduced him to the class, Ross was starting to have second thoughts about applying for the Demonstrator role.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM