Andy Watts
@andywatts.bsky.social
i hope elon buys this one too!!!!!!!
National Geographic papparazzi getting photos of famous animals out at dinner
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
National Geographic papparazzi getting photos of famous animals out at dinner
what they don't tell you, is that fairground workers don't buy the prizes wholesale, they also have to win them at a carnival only for carnies.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
what they don't tell you, is that fairground workers don't buy the prizes wholesale, they also have to win them at a carnival only for carnies.
microscopes answer the questions, what if germs were the size of my regular friends
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
microscopes answer the questions, what if germs were the size of my regular friends
Reposted by Andy Watts
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
Forgetting my suit of armour before battle and having to borrow one from lost property 😭
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Forgetting my suit of armour before battle and having to borrow one from lost property 😭
Sniper using a microscope as exposure therapy to closeness
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sniper using a microscope as exposure therapy to closeness
Apparently in Australia you gotta check your shoes in case there's snakes in them. Sneaky place for a snake to hide is a shoe. Last place you'd check for an animal that doesn't have feet.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Apparently in Australia you gotta check your shoes in case there's snakes in them. Sneaky place for a snake to hide is a shoe. Last place you'd check for an animal that doesn't have feet.
I live on a one-way street, you can only drive down it one way. Horizontally.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I live on a one-way street, you can only drive down it one way. Horizontally.
The blooper reel from 'The Play That Goes Wrong' and it's just the actual play itself
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The blooper reel from 'The Play That Goes Wrong' and it's just the actual play itself
Rock and roll was easily the least cool thing we could have called it
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Rock and roll was easily the least cool thing we could have called it
I don’t know how but I’m only allergic to hairless cats
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I don’t know how but I’m only allergic to hairless cats
A fire blanket is great if there's a fire and you want to quickly snuggle up and go to sleep
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
A fire blanket is great if there's a fire and you want to quickly snuggle up and go to sleep
Whenever I see police tape that says 'Police Line, Do Not Cross' I think - if only they'd put that up before the crime, they could have prevented it
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Whenever I see police tape that says 'Police Line, Do Not Cross' I think - if only they'd put that up before the crime, they could have prevented it
I hate to say it, but my parasite only ever seems to take from me :(
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I hate to say it, but my parasite only ever seems to take from me :(
Holding my thumb faced down at traffic because I don’t want to hitchhike
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Holding my thumb faced down at traffic because I don’t want to hitchhike
A24 should produce a Netflix fireplace video and really turn the genre on its head
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A24 should produce a Netflix fireplace video and really turn the genre on its head
My netflix fireplace video is being lorded by critics at Cannes
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My netflix fireplace video is being lorded by critics at Cannes
And the award for worst handwriting goes to… Urm… Den… Dennis? Damian? Or is that a Z? Denzel? Urrrrm
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
And the award for worst handwriting goes to… Urm… Den… Dennis? Damian? Or is that a Z? Denzel? Urrrrm
Getting paid by brands to never use their stuff
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Getting paid by brands to never use their stuff
I’m like a gold digger but for true love and deep connection
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m like a gold digger but for true love and deep connection
me in the quiet carriage of a haunted house train ride getting really irritated about the screaming
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
me in the quiet carriage of a haunted house train ride getting really irritated about the screaming
railcards should get you cheaper tickets on haunted house rides
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
railcards should get you cheaper tickets on haunted house rides
what do regular lice think of head lice? like damn these guys are fussy
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
what do regular lice think of head lice? like damn these guys are fussy
There should be a University Challenge type show but for street smarts
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There should be a University Challenge type show but for street smarts
I really want to increase my street smarts, so I've hired myself a private tutor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I really want to increase my street smarts, so I've hired myself a private tutor