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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · Nov 18

[Grumbles in old man logan]

indie interpretation of Logan Howlett, aka The Wolverine

Dad and teacher to many

into the #TARDIS

[edit by Briggs on tiktok]

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

Does he want to be clawed?

Logan is trying to be better and not hurt people.

bullseye 𖣠 @nowayhunt.bsky.social · 6d

Ah, I know that metal they use for their claws very well. It's all over my body. Anyway...

Are you thinking of clawing me?

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

It was a guess.

His claws are long and very sharp.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @weathermixtress.bsky.social · 6d

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

It was a guess.

His claws are long and very sharp.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

Something different?

Does he like getting stabbed or somethin'?

bullseye 𖣠 @nowayhunt.bsky.social · 6d

I can do better than sixty seconds.

I wanted to try something different.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

He has sixty seconds to explain why he's sitting in his lap. 😠

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

"Good.

Don't do that again, Hank.

Goober."

Flicks Hank's forehead and walks away.

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

@hank-mccoy.bsky.social

Pass.

Aren't ya dating my brother?
🤨

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

@weathermixtress.bsky.social

Smash.

He's been wondering if she felt the same.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

He has sixty seconds to explain why he's sitting in his lap. 😠

bullseye 𖣠 @nowayhunt.bsky.social · 6d

Hmmm.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 6d

🫵🏻😠

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bullseye 𖣠 @nowayhunt.bsky.social · Aug 18

ㅤㅤ𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⃠

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯,

𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦.

𖥠

#marvelrp #dcrp

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

"Yep. I'm comin' out of retirement ta help Scott with his big thing."

Truthfully seeing Ororo again had made Logan remember how much he'd missed having her around.

"What about you? Just visitin'?"

𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐎𝐄 @absolutegoddess.bsky.social · 13d

" Likewise Logan, fairing well?. "

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

"Good ta see ya, 'Roro."

Logan doesn't bow but a nod in her direction.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

"Good ta see ya, 'Roro."

Logan doesn't bow but a nod in her direction.

𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐎𝐄 @absolutegoddess.bsky.social · 13d

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

@1batch2batch.bsky.social

When the chaos dies down, he's gonna invite Frank over for beers and food and took watch some hockey together.

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𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐎𝐄 @absolutegoddess.bsky.social · 13d

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

Logan had been away quite a while, it seemed.

"Interesting. Well, you'll have to let her know I need a new suit."

"A PR team, huh? We definitely needed that in the past."

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 13d

More grumbling from the eepy mutant.

𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 @phasingthrough.bsky.social · 17d

“ the sun is awake! ”

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 17d

Logan grumbled and rolled over in bed.

"Kitty. . . . It's too early."

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 17d

Logan grumbled and rolled over in bed.

"Kitty. . . . It's too early."

𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 @phasingthrough.bsky.social · 17d

peaking from the ceiling.

“ morning! ”

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 17d

@luna-snow.bsky.social

He's gonna hug Luna back tightly.
He's missed his sister so much.

"Where ya been kid? Almost went out searching for ya ya been gone so long."

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 17d

"What a time to be sober."

Sighs deeply and heads off to do a little training in the Danger Room.

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𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐞-𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤 @justiceandconquest.bsky.social · 19d

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 17d

Logan nodded as he went back to his cup of coffee.

"Sounds good."

He paused mid sip of his coffee. Clearly, he'd been gone a lot longer than he thought.

"Who's Jan?"

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𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐡ö𝐥𝐦𝐞 @hiddenbylayers.bsky.social · 20d

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Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 20d

"Yep."

Logan sheathed his claws and grinned at Kitty.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 20d

"I'm gonna help him. I decided to come out of retirement. The Wolverine is back."

He grinned and popped his claws just for dramatic effect.

Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY) @angrymetalclaws.bsky.social · 20d

"So what are ya gonna do now that you're back?

Ya helpin' Scott with his new project?"