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Your Mom™️ Annabel
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Cheese. Non sequiturs.Fashion. Literature. Food. Travel. Museums. Journalism

Bluesky’s Mom™️
The OG Mum of Bluesky.

Intergalactic cheerleader.

Do you want anything to eat?

Melbourne, Australia.
Good point. It’s a mixed bag from memory.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
👋
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Congratulations. Worth every moment of logging back into this app.
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So has this joint turned into a binfire yet?
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What if your job was standing on your head?
June 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Good to see you.
June 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Labubus are the new nukes dontcha know?
June 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Reposted by Your Mom™️ Annabel
Were Destiny's Child famous enough to both sample Stevie Nicks and have her feature in the music video of Bootylicious?

This feels like a fever dream.
June 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Love Shack is like two and half minutes too long. That’s what we should be caring about.
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Oh my! What a delight to see you. I hope you are well my friend.
June 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I don’t know where you are but all I can say is “lucky so in so”.
June 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Correction. I should just make an effort.
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
OH: this is the time Madonna that you should have mimed. Poor girl.
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It’s a good thing. Pleased to see you.
June 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I should make an effort here.
June 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The White Lotus is just Fantasy Island with more swears, yeah?
April 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A film called The Brutalist that goes for over 3.5 hours. Checks out.

Films don’t need to be that long.

💣💣💣
January 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Agree
December 30, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Dear museums, I do not want “an awesome VR adventure” in your institution. Love, Annabel x
December 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
All to seize one of 25 or so tellys in a “door/finger buster” special.
December 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
It’s 2024 and this is … well, need, and well … “shouse”. What a time, etc.
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Merry Christmas. May your stools be smooth and your urine clear.
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Kind of embarrassed for those who persist with ADIEU and its common bedfellows for their opening Wordle word.
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Libra: Monday is all out whack. You’re stuffed.
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM