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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky

@anolenymous.bsky.social

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I’ve been everywhere, man. Native Texan, lives in Florida, identifies as a Washingtonian. FSU/SMU/UF Alumnus, but #GoNoles only. College Football Nihilist. Hockey guy. #ALLCAPS. #RaiseHail. #Natitude. Aspiring astrophotographer. Occasional shitposter.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19h

I see the notification that Protas nets one to make it 4-0 good guys, I get in the car and tune in on Sirius, and the Isles score immediately🫠

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19h

#ALLCAPS up 3-0. Apparently me not watching is the key.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 19h

#ALLCAPS up 3-0. Apparently me not watching is the key.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 20h

64.1 million reasons, unfortunately

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 23h

I’d say yes. Guy is line to get a fat check.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 23h

If you had told me we’d outrush them and Castellanos would be 16-23 for 245 with 3 TDs and no picks, I’d have bet the farm we blow them out. That’s *exactly* the gameplan you want. But, he got lucky on a couple of long ones, & the defense couldn’t guard a pie at a 3rd-grade Safety Patrol bake sale.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Playing the long game to tank Alabama’s strength-of-schedule. Take THAT, Roll Tiders.

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

How much of the buyout can we pay with the Banana Ball money?

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t like it, but I can accept a 2OT Friday night road loss to a good team.

I don’t like it, but I can accept a home loss to what is one of the two or three best teams in the country.

I CANNOT accept playing with your food against a mid-ass team with an 18y/o QB making his first road start.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

This isn’t a conference, it’s a poorly-maintained Content Farm for ESPN.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Overestimation of their own talent, underestimation of their opponent, and their coaching is ass.

Headshrunk @headshrunk.bsky.social · 1d

What explanation is there for just how bad FSU’s defense is playing?

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a right shoulder subluxation for 0.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

why are we taking timeouts

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

I saw that coming before the snap.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

THAT’S the ACC officiating we know and love.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

How much of the buyout can we pay with the Banana Ball money?

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

This game for Norvell is starting to feel like the 2019 Wake Forest game for Willie.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Love Duce’s attitude and potential but he has regressed.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

I think that may have been bad work by the down-marker guy and then ESPN used his and spot for the yellow line.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Wow. Calls going our way. Which chapter of Revelations is this?

a man in a suit and tie is covering his face

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face

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@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s throw it into a crowd of 14 people.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Oh God, I was sitting right behind UNCs bench for that game.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Left tackle, uncalled hold

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

Nichelson got his ankles broken there.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d

I feel my emotional investment in this season ebbing away.

@aNOLEnymous**, but spooky @anolenymous.bsky.social · 1d