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John Edwards-y
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Let’s win the whole f***ing thing!
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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 11h
You inspired me
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 8h
Dan Meyer
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Seattle Bike Blog @seattlebikeblog.com · 1d
Dear Toronto: We will stop scoring runs this game if Doug Ford agrees to stop tearing out bike lanes. Until then, the runs will continue.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
LOL If I wanted to manage my blood pressure I wouldn’t have let my Granny talk me into a terrible life decision in 1979! 🤣
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Now batting: 1.6Kilometres Mastrobuoni!
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you for riding the Emerson Hancock Experience.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
“Emerson Hancock” is an old French phrase meaning “This game is over!”
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
This game is over: Fox is now talking about poutine - a Quebec dish.

Speaking of Quebec things: did you know the Blue Jays voted to contract the Expos? #FunFact
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Easy mistake. For us, “Spotted Dick” is what you say when you see this guy out unsupervised…
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
If you’re lucky. The bad children get turkey-shaped dongs
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Sure, but being the Garver Shenanigans Enabler is a very important job
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
The Mariners can af-Ford it
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Nori Aoki walked so Varsho could run around and dive
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
A Mitch Garver triple, just like we all predicted
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Hey Siri: show me a picture of the Katy Perry Fan Club …
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
If he was doing guerilla marketing for his lava lamp store, probably pretty good.

Otherwise, I suspect he’s in some pain
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Not everything. Just 54 per cent of things
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
I have a job that’s busy in October. This has turned out to be a terrible life decision!
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Effectivement!
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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 2d
LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔱🔱🔱🔱
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Quel circuit par Le Gros Cul! 🔱
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Mariners win with solid pitching just like we all predicted!! #ALCS #Mariners #TridentsUp
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
I want his shirt to actually say “Swole Jays”
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