Andrew Notarian (he/him)
@anotarian.bsky.social
Microsoft Data Platform / Postgres, Father, trains, history & art, Star Wars and Trek, Mets. Secret Long Islander. James Burke's Connections if it was all muppets. Bird Law. Rockville, MD. Do not eat packet. 马里兰
Oh no, the Long Islanders have arrived.
Theft of $24,000 wine bottle spurs high-speed chase through Va. countryside
A couple talked their way into the Virginia wine cellar, where the woman reportedly distracted their guide while the man slipped bottles into his overcoat.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh no, the Long Islanders have arrived.
We're going to build a cider factory in your hometown! It will consume half your water and your rivers and streams will turn red with outflow of rancid cider waste. Dead fish everywhere.
Ok not seeing how a data center destroys communities. It's a big chunk of land that users s lot of water and creatures like 5 full time jobs. So basically a farm. Are we demolishing people's houses? Do the neighbors not have their old jobs?
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We're going to build a cider factory in your hometown! It will consume half your water and your rivers and streams will turn red with outflow of rancid cider waste. Dead fish everywhere.
We need this in Montgomery county with versions of the sign in Mandarian, Vietnamese, Spanish, Russian, and Amharic.
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We need this in Montgomery county with versions of the sign in Mandarian, Vietnamese, Spanish, Russian, and Amharic.
In case anyone needs reminding I worked with a guy named Justin Dearing at Weatherbug who is not @zippy1981.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In case anyone needs reminding I worked with a guy named Justin Dearing at Weatherbug who is not @zippy1981.bsky.social
CVS has sent you a secure message.
Twelve steps later with MFA and key.
"CVS will be closed or open this Thanksgiving, we have no idea. Follow us on X to learn more health tips."
Twelve steps later with MFA and key.
"CVS will be closed or open this Thanksgiving, we have no idea. Follow us on X to learn more health tips."
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
CVS has sent you a secure message.
Twelve steps later with MFA and key.
"CVS will be closed or open this Thanksgiving, we have no idea. Follow us on X to learn more health tips."
Twelve steps later with MFA and key.
"CVS will be closed or open this Thanksgiving, we have no idea. Follow us on X to learn more health tips."
I saw in the news that an Italian man hid his mother's body and collected her pension for years, only getting caught when went to the pension office in drag to renew her identity card. So worse compared to my family story: the guy was only recently dead when they tried to cash the checks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I saw in the news that an Italian man hid his mother's body and collected her pension for years, only getting caught when went to the pension office in drag to renew her identity card. So worse compared to my family story: the guy was only recently dead when they tried to cash the checks.
Paint is already chipped.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Paint is already chipped.
I dream of a retirement job where I just open up your DTS Package and tell you what it does. $5000 per call.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I dream of a retirement job where I just open up your DTS Package and tell you what it does. $5000 per call.
When the last 2019 Met leaves the team there will be no more Mets that were Mets when my parents were alive. It's amazing to me that my mother barely knew Pete Alonzo.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
When the last 2019 Met leaves the team there will be no more Mets that were Mets when my parents were alive. It's amazing to me that my mother barely knew Pete Alonzo.
The file photo is always a local DC scout, but this one is wearing the unofficial rainbow knot and a rainbow slide that indicate this is a male scout from before gay scouts and leaders were welcome. The precise issue that caused the Mormons to dump the scouts and start their own program.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The file photo is always a local DC scout, but this one is wearing the unofficial rainbow knot and a rainbow slide that indicate this is a male scout from before gay scouts and leaders were welcome. The precise issue that caused the Mormons to dump the scouts and start their own program.
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Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
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/ ALLOW WEATHER CATS JADZIA & WEYOUN 2 SERVE AS A REMINDER
/ A REMINDER THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
/ A REMINDER THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
/ ALLOW WEATHER CATS JADZIA & WEYOUN 2 SERVE AS A REMINDER
/ A REMINDER THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
/ A REMINDER THAT U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
mushroom farms smell like everything died. all at the same time in a way that the mycelial network should not allow.
I actually used to work in a snuff mill near the mushroom farms in Delaware. It was on a creek that powered the mills and the whole area smelled like absolute shit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
mushroom farms smell like everything died. all at the same time in a way that the mycelial network should not allow.
@vapingbaby.bsky.social my wife was finally in the mood for the disco biscuits and i think it's 1996 in rome right now. i am forever your raggazzo robusto.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@vapingbaby.bsky.social my wife was finally in the mood for the disco biscuits and i think it's 1996 in rome right now. i am forever your raggazzo robusto.
So when I get to Texas on Thursday EVERYONE will know about Zohran Mamdani this time, right? Because in June they were like, "we don't have the halal guys here, buddy."
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So when I get to Texas on Thursday EVERYONE will know about Zohran Mamdani this time, right? Because in June they were like, "we don't have the halal guys here, buddy."
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I actually used to work in a snuff mill near the mushroom farms in Delaware. It was on a creek that powered the mills and the whole area smelled like absolute shit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I actually used to work in a snuff mill near the mushroom farms in Delaware. It was on a creek that powered the mills and the whole area smelled like absolute shit.
I just paid attention to football for the first time and why is Dallas in the east of anything? Are they trying to fuck with us?
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I just paid attention to football for the first time and why is Dallas in the east of anything? Are they trying to fuck with us?
I will not acknowledge Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind taking place on Long Island because they filmed the LIRR scenes in Metro North cars. Booo. Hissss.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I will not acknowledge Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind taking place on Long Island because they filmed the LIRR scenes in Metro North cars. Booo. Hissss.
This movie was filmed in a version of Northport with a two-story Skippers.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This movie was filmed in a version of Northport with a two-story Skippers.
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Look, it's the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Look, it's the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond.
i had a conversation with the woman next to me at my first arcade fire show, and could tell this was clearly the cult that david byrne was trying to start but never really get off the ground
guy in 1987 complaining about boomers valorizing the Beatles is the guy today complaining that the fucking millennials won't shut up about FUNERAL
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i had a conversation with the woman next to me at my first arcade fire show, and could tell this was clearly the cult that david byrne was trying to start but never really get off the ground
woman in bathtub: "country crock, take me away"
a tub of country crock could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
woman in bathtub: "country crock, take me away"
They put the black X's on Peter's hands last night and it seems like just yesterday my friends were washing the X's off their hands and asking me to slip my wristband off. If Six had ever caught me doing that for someone my name would have been mud in the DC goth scene, Lauren.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
They put the black X's on Peter's hands last night and it seems like just yesterday my friends were washing the X's off their hands and asking me to slip my wristband off. If Six had ever caught me doing that for someone my name would have been mud in the DC goth scene, Lauren.
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Baxter is the #TransitCat of the day! You can take the Metro-North Hudson Line to visit him at Split Rocks Books in Cold Spring.
So many good things about tonight’s event at @splitrockbks.bsky.social but was especially thrilled to meet the bookstore cat
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Baxter is the #TransitCat of the day! You can take the Metro-North Hudson Line to visit him at Split Rocks Books in Cold Spring.
Look, it's the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Look, it's the Federal Reserve Bank of Richmond.