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Andrew Notarian (he/him)

@anotarian.bsky.social

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Microsoft Data Platform / Solutions person, Also Postgres, Father, trains, history & art, Star Wars, Mets. James Burke's Connections if it was all muppets. Bird Law. Rockville, MD. Do not eat packet.

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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1m

I have lived my life listening to some Italian guy tell me the affordable apartments next to the train station will be the end of the world.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 28m

When the recruiters sends you windows for interview times and you wait long enough to pretend you are not 100% available those days.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 32m

This will be fine!

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 54m

I'm now going to point out some words that non-New Yorkers us improperly. A carter is a garbage man. Full stop. Stop naming children Carter.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 56m

I feel like they know precisely what they are doing.

Hiter's Berlin 1964 includes an Arch of Triumph

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 58m

So in British-English this is rehab. Got it.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

Is this some kind of Terry Pratchett land of the undead?

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

What's that WW2 movie where the Italian family has a British Nanny then the war starts and the dad is like "we learna the German now, ciao."

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

Meanwhile my son is in China trying to make us all friends

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

the reason we went is because it catered to kids, which is why the conspiracy went anywhere. the socials were full of years and years of us tagging our kids and we had to pull it all down.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

it was one my son's favorite places and it used to be more of a neighborhood place. the news story made it big and quite successful. The Jimmy is my favorite.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

Mayor Koch holds a listening session with constituents.

Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 2h

Today’s mood.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

When this conspiracy arose it eliminated my favorite back entrance to the pizza place. I also thought the weird hidden restrooms were not a good look (how you push on a mystery panel in the wall).

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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 1h

When I was teaching Peter how to play Spore one of my co-workers said "I used to play that game in middles school" then I collapsed into a pile of dust.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 12h

Rothenburg ob der Tauber

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 12h

Ohtani is adorable like some kind of teddy bear but a person.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 12h

Should I text Peter in China and ask if he remembers this? It was like the children were all on crack and the crack was this 20 year old game.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

Frogger 2, Swampy's Revenge requires a Pentium 200 MMX or higher

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

he still approved it because he has no idea about the couch fucking

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

I already have a @theonion.com subscription. But you should also have one.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

I love my septic system.

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Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 3d

You do know none of the Barilla Pasta is made in Italy though, right? Not in the US Market. Curiously, Rao's sauce is made in Italy despite being named for a NYC restaurant. I guess the Rao family has some connections, maybe they will build that bridge to Sicily.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

I must leave this realtime reaction stream, for my beloved wife to see upon her return. Oh my god, no.

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

Most replayed, right here

Andrew Notarian (he/him) @anotarian.bsky.social · 13h

I can't believe this is happening while my wife is in China using a burner phone that we agreed to keep free of politics.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 14h

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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