Omlette du Frottage
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Post 2/2 because mixed media isn’t allowed. Nothing feels better @alternateduke.bsky.social #gaychastity
“Eyes on the street and hands on my ass”, “sex positive zoning”. Finally an article that encapsulates my love for cities/density AND being a slut ❤️❤️
So anyway I’m doing my first triathlon next week and I did a ‘mini-athlon’ today to test the waters and I don’t think it was awful so I think it’s gonna go okay
Goals
mind if I be your new fashion icon? 👉👈
Chat: was it worth being late to run club this morning because I was taking time to take this horny selfie?
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It’s been a long week…
What got posted to main story vs close friends story. A tale in parts:
Not breaking any records but I had a really good 500m interval while swimming today and this is the first time I’ve been able to go that far without taking any kind of break (usually like 2-250m) and I actually felt like I could have done more but for the pool closing. Progress!
And here I am proving them right!
Even the straight suburbanites??
Chat, I accidentally referenced my IG close friends on a main story. I then removed the post and put up a new one that’s like “That’s where I share my spicy opinions” lmao. Cooked. Family and coworkers know I post hoe pics don’t they
Oh also I couldn’t spell the word “say” I’ve just learned, Jesus Christ.
Oh damn, I’m not worthy 🤯
Damn boy, you’re speaking my language
Is this referring to actual iced coffee (brewed coffee that’s been poured over ice) or this applies to cold brew too? Because if it’s the latter, jail.
I’ll get the floaties ready 😍