🚬anottercigarette
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If I was a woman I'd still love pussy
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If I was a woman I'd still love pussy
Inventing mushrooms that make you see ads
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Inventing mushrooms that make you see ads
People really be working full time with no time or energy left at the end of the week and think that's not a scam
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
People really be working full time with no time or energy left at the end of the week and think that's not a scam
What skills will I bring to this company? Well first off, I get the Slack poppin'
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What skills will I bring to this company? Well first off, I get the Slack poppin'
crazy how Charistmis is on 25/25/25 this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
crazy how Charistmis is on 25/25/25 this year
Two alarms, I'm soft launching being awake
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Two alarms, I'm soft launching being awake
blow me thru the iphone, call that a steve job
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
blow me thru the iphone, call that a steve job
wisdom is knowing not to throw away the lollipop wrapper too soon. You gon need that to wrap the stick later.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wisdom is knowing not to throw away the lollipop wrapper too soon. You gon need that to wrap the stick later.
If you see humans as a pollutant then anal is fucking on eco mode
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you see humans as a pollutant then anal is fucking on eco mode
The year is 2035. My Amazon Smart Bed overheats and throws me to the ground. I overslept, and I'm in violation of the Amazon Wellness restrictions. I have to report to the Bezos Bureau for Corrective Action. Sleep is a key metric to optimize Productivity. Thank you Smart Bed for an important lesson!
Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The year is 2035. My Amazon Smart Bed overheats and throws me to the ground. I overslept, and I'm in violation of the Amazon Wellness restrictions. I have to report to the Bezos Bureau for Corrective Action. Sleep is a key metric to optimize Productivity. Thank you Smart Bed for an important lesson!
Adobe can suck my dick from behind
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Adobe can suck my dick from behind
I think it's time to lay Urban Dictionary to rest. I am not under the illusion that the youngsters are cataloging their slang on there, and the 36 year old white people running the site are just making shit up at this point
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think it's time to lay Urban Dictionary to rest. I am not under the illusion that the youngsters are cataloging their slang on there, and the 36 year old white people running the site are just making shit up at this point
Current year is so cool cause every news headline is like "they've fucked away all the clean water" and I'm supposed to politely sit and listen to people talk about Taylor Swift like igaf
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Current year is so cool cause every news headline is like "they've fucked away all the clean water" and I'm supposed to politely sit and listen to people talk about Taylor Swift like igaf
Science is when my worldview
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Science is when my worldview
Growing up I thought it was Paper-View. And that it was audio books..
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Growing up I thought it was Paper-View. And that it was audio books..
Windows OS Sounds do NOT need to be 100% volume by default. Let's pump the breaks a lil guys
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Windows OS Sounds do NOT need to be 100% volume by default. Let's pump the breaks a lil guys
Lyft just tried to fucking extort me. Pay $5 to receive a driver 2 mins sooner, so I had to press the "Keep waiting like a broke bitch" button
October 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Lyft just tried to fucking extort me. Pay $5 to receive a driver 2 mins sooner, so I had to press the "Keep waiting like a broke bitch" button
Jordan Peterson Voice: yah know, doors are really magical, you might say well they're just doors, but noo noo, they're magical. A door is a gateway, a path to the unknown. *crying* a door is an invitation, to adventure! Chaos is out there
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jordan Peterson Voice: yah know, doors are really magical, you might say well they're just doors, but noo noo, they're magical. A door is a gateway, a path to the unknown. *crying* a door is an invitation, to adventure! Chaos is out there
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It's good to have a good vocabulary
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's good to have a good vocabulary
Starting a new job is so embarrassing. "Oh, you're new here? That's cute." 😳
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Starting a new job is so embarrassing. "Oh, you're new here? That's cute." 😳
Rebecca Black is actually cool af, we all owe her an apology
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rebecca Black is actually cool af, we all owe her an apology
working a job sucks cause you doing stuff! Ugh
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
working a job sucks cause you doing stuff! Ugh
TSwift makes music for people who are spiritually virgins
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
TSwift makes music for people who are spiritually virgins
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IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."