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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer

@anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social

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aka Anthony Kingdom James Writer/artist of comics and stuff, mostly retired professional wrestler, intermittent podcaster, social media manager and loveable curmudgeon. Toronto, Ontario, Canada URL: www.ruttgaizer.com

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · Nov 20

Welcome aboard, internet friends! If you're new here, swipe through the slides and get to know me a little better with this introduction. Part 1 of 2
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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 1d

This man is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus!

Samuel Agro @samuelagro.bsky.social · 1d

Inktober Day 11: The next of my portraits of the cast of Predator, my second favourite 'alien kills everyone' movie. Next up is Blain, as portrayed by wrestler, actor and former governor, Jesse Ventura. Brush and ink on Strathmore Mixed Media paper. 6x8 inches.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 1d

My show, Artsy Fartsy Comic Con, is running Sunday Dec 7th at the Tranzac Club.

We should talk.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve reached an age where my daydreams about what I’d do if I won the lottery are looking more and more like the plot of Brewster’s Millions. I’m in my mid 50s and have no kids. After I take care of a few people, who would I be saving for or leaving anything to?

Might as well have a few adventures.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 1d

That’s just… I mean… HOW?

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 1d

If Popeye has the strength to squeeze a can of spinach so hard that the lid rips open and the spinach flies up in the air… why does he need the spinach?

He used to get his strength from large amounts of asparagus but Olive Oyl complained about made him switch for kinky bedroom reasons.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 2d

Bread not circuses.

I’m watching a video about the Buffalo Bills’ new stadium and the billion dollars of taxpayer money various levels of government have given the ultra-rich Terry Pegula to build this thing. Plus, new seat licences and higher ticket prices are going to leave many fans in the dust.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 2d

John Carpenter’s Weekend At Bernie’s

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 3d

The Pope condemning global wealth inequality is the right message from the wrong person. Your literal palace is its own country, pal.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 3d

Ricardo Montalbán screaming “THIS IS CETI-ALPHA FIVE!” is the single greatest line read in the history of cinema. You either agree or you’re wrong on purpose.

Ceti Alpha VI... exploded... six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. "Admiral" Kirk... never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that allowed us to survive.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 3d

we have always been at war with eastasia.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 3d

Spent the evening cleaning and tidying while listening to the Jays thump the Yankees on the radio.

Life ain’t too bad.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 4d

Found a slightly better spot for my living room cat cam so I can see three of the four most likely places she will be.

It’s called “good parenting”, folks!

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 4d

I play this Buzzfeed game almost every day. I’m never gonna bookmark it. My friend Andy used to play it every day too and he’d always post his results. I used to go to his feed and use the link in his results and compare my time. Now that he’s gone, it’s my excuse to see his photo and say hello.

The last time Andy played Pyramid Scheme.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 6d

Gave Chloe some catnip for the first time in forever. She seems pretty mellow.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 8d

And just for good measure…

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The Caddyshack Shuffle

YouTube video by Rodney Dangerfield

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 8d

If I ever did a TikTok dance video, it would be to recreate this Rodney Dangerfield classic.

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CaddyShack So Let's Dance

YouTube video by Graeme Martin

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 9d

I made short ribs and garlic mashed potatoes today because I’m friggin’ awesome and I deserve awesome stuff.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 11d

5:30pm is still too early in the day for one person to have smoked and drank enough to make an entire bus smell like this. These are 3am smells.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 11d

HEY! COMIC BOOKS NERDS of #BLACKSKY! (Comic nerds in general, really.) I recently assembled a list of brick-and-mortar comic book shops across the United States and Canada. Please check out the list and then go check out these stores!

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THE (ALMOST) DEFINITIVE LIST OF BLACK OWNED COMIC BOOK SHOPS – Ruttgaizer Dot Com

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 13d

Fuck him. He’s rude to droids.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 15d

I only mention this because the cat doesn’t care about my stories and she never tells me anything about how HER night went.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 15d

This would be a great time for a significant other to be here to cuddle up with me and let me tell them how cool my night was and then they tell me how cool I am and I would ask them about their night and they’d tell me equally cool stuff and I could tell them how cool they are… and then kissing. 😊

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 17d

Stopped to grab a quick bite on my way to run some errands. This place has two counters and two tables. 16 seats, total…. and a sign that says “no dine in please”.

Friendly.

Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 19d

A former co-worker posted a Charlie Kirk photo with the message “RIP. If you don’t like it, unfriend me.” So I took him at face value and unfriended him.

If your heroes make their bones by sowing bigotry or hate, we probably don’t have much to say to one another anyways.

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Anthony Ruttgaizer | Comic Book Writer @anthonyruttgaizer.bsky.social · 19d

Ted Cruz thinks he’s charming. I wish there were enough voters in Texas who understood that he isn’t.

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