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i'm so smart and i'm really very smart

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · May 10

instead of jacking my shit now, I can just hold a vacuum sealer up to the tip and suck the cum out. it's so much more efficient. AI has truly taken everything from me

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 7d

I went to LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE AND CAME BACK TRANSGENDER BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME I SAW UP CLOSE THE SORT OF HAPPY, GENTLE PERSON I COULD BE IF I STOPPED DENYING MYSELF ALL THE THINGS I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE, and all I got was this lousy BACHELOR'S DEGREE

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 12d

don't worry, I wasn't 🙂👍

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 12d

[at a cookout with the boys] heh... time to enjoy a little day drinking... [pulls a flask from my inner pocket] i guess it really is 5:00 somewhere [the boys take my flask to have a drink] no wait [tiny rolled up bible pages begin falling out] NO MY SCRIPTURE

Ros @skullbuilt.bsky.social · 12d

[gets shot in the chest] heh... you fool... [pulls a bible from my inner pocket] i guess god really did have my back [the bible starts leaking] NO MY WHISKEY

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 17d

Bent construction paper on which is written in childish handwriting "I am sorry for contributing to goble [stet] warming." There's also a frowny face.

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 17d

do you think king lear had his fool in the room during sex

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level 3 poster olivia @livicottle.net · 18d

we have to stop kira... with the power of democracy. in three years we can all make sure to cast our ballots for someone who will only write tens of thousands of names instead of hundreds of thousands. this... is death vote

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 19d

the final gender confirmation surgery they give to women is they close up your butt so you can no longer poop. because girls don't poop.

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 22d

my 8 year old nephew asked if I had anything "more stimulating" than shrek 2 so I put on eraserhead for him and now he wants to go as the eraserhead baby for halloween. my sister gets back in an hour. he isn't allowed to watch surrealism. please help

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · Aug 5

God bless the troops and all, but shower sex is actually the fuken worst

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Aug 5

*seeing an AI generated image of a dog covered in blood* come on. that's clearly ketchup

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 27

thank yuo for subcribeing to juck_ebook

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 27

and is the lack of intermittent metal pipe falling sound... diegetic? 10 hours

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 23

I'm here, I'm queer, and ladies... I'm pansexual

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 22

"Wait, you believe in magic AND Jesus?" I asked.
Mr. Thistlebrush looked wistfully at the sky. "Oh yeah he's real for sure. I met him one beautiful night in Santa Monica."
"Really?" I asked.
"No,"

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · Jun 22

"we've been blessed"

me to self: ok that's the third time, they must be super wealthy

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 22

guy in the leftist commune whose only chore is to keep everyone's duolingo streak going

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 22

"Uh, you thought 'turbulence' was a real thing?" Mr. Thistlebrush chuckled. "Sorry, fucklenuts. That's actually my ancestral demons doing battle with the giant metal bird YOU put in the sky."
"I didn't—" I began to protest.
"Not you personally, Jim. Christ."

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 21

death of a thousand cuts comes by a single cut. misnomer

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 14

attaching one of the jimmy johns Free Smells signs to my pickup and finally taking this show on the road 🙌 #heehaw #america

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 14

lube won't work it has to be Chub Rub®

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 14

coating my dick with Chub Rub® to create a new character I like to call "Slippery Richard"

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · May 27

Juckport? uh, Yeah, I like Jucking my Port #VIRGINIA

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · May 27

Jackpot? uh, Yeah, I like Jacking my Pot #VAGINA

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · May 26

My (34M) massage gf (26F) is always doing massage things to me. The problem is, it feels really good. Am I gay?

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