Andrej
@apantich.bsky.social
Milwaukee raised, Tulsa living. Lover of cheese, men, and all other things bad for your body.
@apantich on Instagram
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I know where I’m going for lunch
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I know where I’m going for lunch
I know one way in which I would love to spend Presidents’ Day tomorrow if we were to be so lucky
February 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I know one way in which I would love to spend Presidents’ Day tomorrow if we were to be so lucky
Wisconsin boy. Can confirm.
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Wisconsin boy. Can confirm.
Needing hump day humping
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Needing hump day humping
All the Puerto Rican celebs in the halftime show and no Ginger Minj?
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
All the Puerto Rican celebs in the halftime show and no Ginger Minj?
Reposted by Andrej
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Frotting League
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yeah I’m a part of the NFL; the National Foreskin League
The hungover horny is strong today
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The hungover horny is strong today
Me the second everyone left my Valentines Day Party
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Me the second everyone left my Valentines Day Party
When he says you have a pretty hole
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
When he says you have a pretty hole
Don’t worry the Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Don’t worry the Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man isn’t real and can’t hurt you.
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
The Cunty Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:
The cold plunge doesn’t feel as bad when it’s colder outside than the water temp
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The cold plunge doesn’t feel as bad when it’s colder outside than the water temp
Ran into my gym crush in the hot tub and found out that he wears a baggy knee length swimsuit. Crush partially deactivated
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Ran into my gym crush in the hot tub and found out that he wears a baggy knee length swimsuit. Crush partially deactivated
When Harry Met Sally With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
When Harry Met Sally With Big Naturals
I think everyone is in the wrong on the RHOSLC reunion BUT something about Britani just doesn’t sit right with me
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I think everyone is in the wrong on the RHOSLC reunion BUT something about Britani just doesn’t sit right with me
Oh yeah got some new briefs
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Oh yeah got some new briefs
I was in Chicago for one weekend and back to Tulsa. And now Tulsa is having a winter storm with below freezing temps this weekend. Like, get your own personality sis
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I was in Chicago for one weekend and back to Tulsa. And now Tulsa is having a winter storm with below freezing temps this weekend. Like, get your own personality sis
And while it was a completely non sexual environment, I did see some nice penises
Went to a Russian Bathhouse today for the first time. And while I didn’t have a heated rivalry closeted moment, I will return
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
And while it was a completely non sexual environment, I did see some nice penises
Went to a Russian Bathhouse today for the first time. And while I didn’t have a heated rivalry closeted moment, I will return
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Went to a Russian Bathhouse today for the first time. And while I didn’t have a heated rivalry closeted moment, I will return
The Chicago Airbnb does NOT have a full length mirror. A gay person did not design this place
If my Airbnb this weekend doesn’t have a full length mirror for me to take thotty pics I’m pressing charges
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The Chicago Airbnb does NOT have a full length mirror. A gay person did not design this place
If my Airbnb this weekend doesn’t have a full length mirror for me to take thotty pics I’m pressing charges
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If my Airbnb this weekend doesn’t have a full length mirror for me to take thotty pics I’m pressing charges
Not in the way I do it
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Not in the way I do it
Just realized that I don’t work a single five day week in January 😌
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just realized that I don’t work a single five day week in January 😌
11 days in Milwaukee, then four days in Chicago starts tomorrow
a group of women are sitting in a car with the words `` road trip '' written on the side .
ALT: a group of women are sitting in a car with the words `` road trip '' written on the side .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
11 days in Milwaukee, then four days in Chicago starts tomorrow