Andrej
@apantich.bsky.social
Milwaukee raised, Tulsa living. Lover of cheese, men, and all other things bad for your body.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
The last Gooner
Home Alone 2: Goon in New York
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
This truck lives a very different life than you
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This truck lives a very different life than you
Leg day yesterday to celebrate hump day today
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Leg day yesterday to celebrate hump day today
Yesterday I was looking at adoptable dogs in my area. Today it’s cold and that idea is temporarily squashed.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yesterday I was looking at adoptable dogs in my area. Today it’s cold and that idea is temporarily squashed.
I slept for three hours last night so today should be fun
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I slept for three hours last night so today should be fun
My shirt from last nights concert. And yes I still have to take my Halloween decor down
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My shirt from last nights concert. And yes I still have to take my Halloween decor down
I put the “ho” in “Oklahoma”
I put the “ass” in “Massachusetts”
I put the "rad" in "Colorado"
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I put the “ho” in “Oklahoma”
Jimmy John’s autofilled my old address and I don’t notice. Hopefully the new residents like my sandwich!
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Jimmy John’s autofilled my old address and I don’t notice. Hopefully the new residents like my sandwich!
Got home from a trip and unpacked my bags and sorted laundry the same night. Go me for being responsible
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Got home from a trip and unpacked my bags and sorted laundry the same night. Go me for being responsible
Was nipping out all last night 🍕🍕
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Was nipping out all last night 🍕🍕
My mom called my Halloween costume brave. I think that means slutty
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My mom called my Halloween costume brave. I think that means slutty
When a Drag Race Queen tries to Vogue
I’m disgusted by the ball room but I can’t wait to see the dancing.
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When a Drag Race Queen tries to Vogue
I haven’t been this hungover in years. Can someone please smother me
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I haven’t been this hungover in years. Can someone please smother me
The Cheetah Girls coming on my gym shuffle? Yes please
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Cheetah Girls coming on my gym shuffle? Yes please
Skipped the gym to go to a happy hour - making good life choices here folks
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Skipped the gym to go to a happy hour - making good life choices here folks
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!
Some of these drag queens are naming themselves like Mad Libs
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Some of these drag queens are naming themselves like Mad Libs
Is it just me or does it seem like lately there are less hours after work and before bed?
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like lately there are less hours after work and before bed?
Who Let the Dogs Out
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Who Let the Dogs Out
Went shopping, got a margarita and lunch, now taking a nap. No Sunday scaries here
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Went shopping, got a margarita and lunch, now taking a nap. No Sunday scaries here
Don’t go piss girl
Kristi Noem is mad they wouldn’t let her in to use the restroom in Illinois today.
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don’t go piss girl
When hump day, leg day, and jocktober all line up
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When hump day, leg day, and jocktober all line up
Reposted by Andrej
I saw somebody say “I’m not locking up shit I love jerking off!”….. now I feel that
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I saw somebody say “I’m not locking up shit I love jerking off!”….. now I feel that
RuPaul’s Wank Race
Great British Wank Off
September 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
RuPaul’s Wank Race