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a pocketful of wry
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Turns out you really can know an ‘ass’ by the company it keeps.
Fantasizing about losing control of your bowels while wearing a crown, and flying a jet is an odd flex, but we've always known you're full of shit. #NoKINGS

Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
What if you held an insurrection, and only this idiot came [with her personal video crew]?
I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.
Admiral Crunch; Cameron Frye's Father; Waiter at a bad Cracker Barrel Knockoff
To be fair, it probably didn't write the book, and it most certainly didn't read it.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined
Might I suggest you deploy the Illinois National Guard, and the Illinois State Police to protect the residents of Illinois from this illegal invasion of Illinois, and to arrest any, and all unidentified masked goons who are violating the law?
CONGRATULATIONS TravisTay!!!!!!

You have achieved Kartrashian Status on my Official IDGAF Meter!*

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Representative Dean should have said:

Name me one Democrat who says the military’s preparation for war should include “training” on American civilians.

Name me one Democrat who gathered our top military officers to brag about how carefully he manages to navigate stairs.

Shall I continue?
We’ll remember this when it comes time to drag your asses out of OUR White House.

But before you go, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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You seem to be conflating '24 karats' with the '24 CARROTS' they have to grind up every time you need to color your face.

The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.

Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
They're in the wrong city.

The Pirates are in Pittsburgh…

…and they have THREE rivers.
ICE boats trawling the Chicago River. This is the DUMBEST thing I've seen in my entire life. No exaggeration. What's next? Humvees loaded with armed, masked agents patrolling Disney's Main Street U.S.A.?

#Chicago
Not buying it. More likely to be FF45*47 at the center of the circle jerk where they will be required to pledge fealty to Mango Mussolini, and follow all orders, no matter how illegal, or be relieved of duty.
Hegseth is summoning hundreds of the most senior US generals and admirals so he can give them a lecture on the “warrior ethos” this week.
And their 'toned-down' rhetoric sounds a lot like their 'toned-up' rhetoric.
Well, if it’s going alphabetically…

#TwoWeeks
There’s a non-zero chance the troops being deployed to Portland wind up in Maine.
Another season, another chance for the Marlins to knock the Mets out of the playoffs.

#LetsGoMetsButYouKnowMets
Still, it shouldn't come as a total shock that 45*47 is waging a war on mirrors.
I'm supremely confident the woman with zero prosecutorial experience will have no problem convincing a grand jury to indict Comey based on the evidence the investigators insist they could not find.