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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 5d

Turns out you really can know an ‘ass’ by the company it keeps.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 5d

Fantasizing about losing control of your bowels while wearing a crown, and flying a jet is an odd flex, but we've always known you're full of shit. #NoKINGS

Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 7d

#NoKINGS

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 7d

#NoKINGS

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 18d

What if you held an insurrection, and only this idiot came [with her personal video crew]?

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18d

I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 18d

Oh, the humanity.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 18d

Admiral Crunch; Cameron Frye's Father; Waiter at a bad Cracker Barrel Knockoff

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 18d

To be fair, it probably didn't write the book, and it most certainly didn't read it.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 20d

@govpritzker.illinois.gov
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 21d

Might I suggest you deploy the Illinois National Guard, and the Illinois State Police to protect the residents of Illinois from this illegal invasion of Illinois, and to arrest any, and all unidentified masked goons who are violating the law?

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 22d

CONGRATULATIONS TravisTay!!!!!!

You have achieved Kartrashian Status on my Official IDGAF Meter!*

*Note to advertisers: This means I will not click on any link to any article, video, social media post, meme, or other content which, directly or indirectly, mentions any of them. Plan accordingly.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 22d

So close to getting it.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 23d

Representative Dean should have said:

Name me one Democrat who says the military’s preparation for war should include “training” on American civilians.

Name me one Democrat who gathered our top military officers to brag about how carefully he manages to navigate stairs.

Shall I continue?

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 23d

We’ll remember this when it comes time to drag your asses out of OUR White House.

But before you go, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25d

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 26d

Told ya.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 27d

You seem to be conflating '24 karats' with the '24 CARROTS' they have to grind up every time you need to color your face.

The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.

Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 27d

They're in the wrong city.

The Pirates are in Pittsburgh…

…and they have THREE rivers.

aaron adair @aaroninchicago.bsky.social · 28d

ICE boats trawling the Chicago River. This is the DUMBEST thing I've seen in my entire life. No exaggeration. What's next? Humvees loaded with armed, masked agents patrolling Disney's Main Street U.S.A.?

#Chicago

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 27d

Not buying it. More likely to be FF45*47 at the center of the circle jerk where they will be required to pledge fealty to Mango Mussolini, and follow all orders, no matter how illegal, or be relieved of duty.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27d

Hegseth is summoning hundreds of the most senior US generals and admirals so he can give them a lecture on the “warrior ethos” this week.

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 28d

And their 'toned-down' rhetoric sounds a lot like their 'toned-up' rhetoric.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 28d

Well, if it’s going alphabetically…

#TwoWeeks

a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 28d

There’s a non-zero chance the troops being deployed to Portland wind up in Maine.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · 29d

Another season, another chance for the Marlins to knock the Mets out of the playoffs.

#LetsGoMetsButYouKnowMets

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · Sep 26

Still, it shouldn't come as a total shock that 45*47 is waging a war on mirrors.

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a pocketful of wry @apocketfulofwry.bsky.social · Sep 25

I'm supremely confident the woman with zero prosecutorial experience will have no problem convincing a grand jury to indict Comey based on the evidence the investigators insist they could not find.