APrioriGoof
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The cat is my cat, his name is Franklin, the orangest, he’s the greatest, everyone is saying thank you, thank you Mr Franklin
The breakfast special at the work cafeteria is strawberry cheesecake French toast. Which sounds very appealing but also I cannot imagine eating that at work, like in front of my coworkers and boss. I kinda don’t even think it’s appropriate for a workday!
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The breakfast special at the work cafeteria is strawberry cheesecake French toast. Which sounds very appealing but also I cannot imagine eating that at work, like in front of my coworkers and boss. I kinda don’t even think it’s appropriate for a workday!
The magic set code for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is TMT. But I feel like them being ninja turtles is pretty important. Frankly them being mutants is more important than them being teenagers (are they even teens? Do they not age?). Set should be NMT.
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The magic set code for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is TMT. But I feel like them being ninja turtles is pretty important. Frankly them being mutants is more important than them being teenagers (are they even teens? Do they not age?). Set should be NMT.
Death probably feels kinda like when you’re in a meeting and the crossword sound goes off and you look up and realize you’re unmuted
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Death probably feels kinda like when you’re in a meeting and the crossword sound goes off and you look up and realize you’re unmuted
Obama said aliens were real. He tweeted to clarify that he meant, like, statistically. Folks, I feel myself becoming an alien guy month by month.
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Obama said aliens were real. He tweeted to clarify that he meant, like, statistically. Folks, I feel myself becoming an alien guy month by month.
Don’t really care that much about Platner but I think it’s worth pointing out that online progressives have gotten duped TWICE into electing BAD senators (Sinema/Fetterman)
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Don’t really care that much about Platner but I think it’s worth pointing out that online progressives have gotten duped TWICE into electing BAD senators (Sinema/Fetterman)
An old-timey gangster they call WitchaTommy. Anything there?
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
An old-timey gangster they call WitchaTommy. Anything there?
I can’t put any songs from gaucho on my playlist because it’s just too perfect as an album :(
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I can’t put any songs from gaucho on my playlist because it’s just too perfect as an album :(
On Little People, Big World do you think that couple was ever 34.5ing?
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
On Little People, Big World do you think that couple was ever 34.5ing?
The only time it’s actually “5o clock somewhere” is on the hour. Or maybe on the half hour sometimes because time zones are so stupid. But most of the time it isn’t 5 o clock anywhere
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The only time it’s actually “5o clock somewhere” is on the hour. Or maybe on the half hour sometimes because time zones are so stupid. But most of the time it isn’t 5 o clock anywhere
Goodie two shoes who did all their homework every time have got it all wrong. Most real world problem solving is about being able to stand up tall and say “this one is dumb, I’m not going to do it”
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Goodie two shoes who did all their homework every time have got it all wrong. Most real world problem solving is about being able to stand up tall and say “this one is dumb, I’m not going to do it”
They’re serving cauliflower steak in the cafeteria today and I’m starting to wonder if the vegetarians are okay :(
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
They’re serving cauliflower steak in the cafeteria today and I’m starting to wonder if the vegetarians are okay :(
Franklin just got mad that I was petting him so he took a swipe at me but he was slightly off balance so when he picked up his paw he fell over and hit his head on the door and then did the jump in the air and sprint away thing. He just came back to ask for more pets.
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Franklin just got mad that I was petting him so he took a swipe at me but he was slightly off balance so when he picked up his paw he fell over and hit his head on the door and then did the jump in the air and sprint away thing. He just came back to ask for more pets.
Day 3 of the news years diet (Super Bowl is real new years). I am dying. I am starving. I can feel my skin grow slack as I waste away. I have consumed a mere 1800 calories before dinner.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Day 3 of the news years diet (Super Bowl is real new years). I am dying. I am starving. I can feel my skin grow slack as I waste away. I have consumed a mere 1800 calories before dinner.
Oh deary me step piglet. It seems like I have become unfortunately stuck in this honey tree
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Oh deary me step piglet. It seems like I have become unfortunately stuck in this honey tree
They added Meyers to the voting options for Super Bowl mvp!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They added Meyers to the voting options for Super Bowl mvp!!!!
They won't let you vote for the Seahawks kicker for MVP!!!! RIGGED! STOP THE COUNT!
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
They won't let you vote for the Seahawks kicker for MVP!!!! RIGGED! STOP THE COUNT!
is Puerto Rico known for its electricity pole climbing? What's going on with that?
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
is Puerto Rico known for its electricity pole climbing? What's going on with that?
it would be so cool if the final score is 6 - 0
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
it would be so cool if the final score is 6 - 0
If you could give an Oscar to the concept of the minions I think they deserve it
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If you could give an Oscar to the concept of the minions I think they deserve it
I like the singing piles of shaved hair. That felt like a classic Super Bowl commercial.
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I like the singing piles of shaved hair. That felt like a classic Super Bowl commercial.
I saw an ad for the new marvel show (against my will) it’s about the guy who was the collision in iron man 2 going back to acting in Hollywood. In the ad someone asks if he was the mandarin and he says yeah but it’s not like I did pizzagate or joined the illuminati.
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I saw an ad for the new marvel show (against my will) it’s about the guy who was the collision in iron man 2 going back to acting in Hollywood. In the ad someone asks if he was the mandarin and he says yeah but it’s not like I did pizzagate or joined the illuminati.
I showed Franklin a whisker that he had dropped and he tried to eat it
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I showed Franklin a whisker that he had dropped and he tried to eat it
I’ll admit that when I read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance at the age of 14 because my dad thought it was cool I probably didn’t understand it. But it really influenced my worldview in very sinister and confusing ways for years to come.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I’ll admit that when I read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance at the age of 14 because my dad thought it was cool I probably didn’t understand it. But it really influenced my worldview in very sinister and confusing ways for years to come.
“Music is about the notes you play” - Me, an iconoclast
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“Music is about the notes you play” - Me, an iconoclast
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Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo