APrioriGoof
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The cat is my cat, his name is Franklin, the orangest, he’s the greatest, everyone is saying thank you, thank you Mr Franklin
They’re always putting weed in cookies and gummies and soda and shit. I want a weed salad with some lean weed chicken breast
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They’re always putting weed in cookies and gummies and soda and shit. I want a weed salad with some lean weed chicken breast
Picked up my dad from the assisted living facility that the state pays for and his first words when I saw him were “9 billion dollars. They stole nine billion dollars of childcare funds”. And I didn’t argue with him because he’s very infirm and I don’t see him much and who does that benefit
December 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Picked up my dad from the assisted living facility that the state pays for and his first words when I saw him were “9 billion dollars. They stole nine billion dollars of childcare funds”. And I didn’t argue with him because he’s very infirm and I don’t see him much and who does that benefit
Otherwise suburban libs who vote solidly blue turn into raging class-antagonistic reactionaries when you suggest that wealthy landowners should pay their taxes
My comments on this post have been very negatively reviewed!
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Otherwise suburban libs who vote solidly blue turn into raging class-antagonistic reactionaries when you suggest that wealthy landowners should pay their taxes
It’s that time of year when they make up a bunch of colleges to play in all the bowl games that they also just made up. TICU defeats LC State in the Huffman’s Cola Beverage Bowl. Okay, I guess?
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s that time of year when they make up a bunch of colleges to play in all the bowl games that they also just made up. TICU defeats LC State in the Huffman’s Cola Beverage Bowl. Okay, I guess?
Dude. Achilles just drags Hectors body all around? It’s pretty fucked up. It’s, like, very much too far. Kinda, like, not okay? I think?
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Dude. Achilles just drags Hectors body all around? It’s pretty fucked up. It’s, like, very much too far. Kinda, like, not okay? I think?
My comments on this post have been very negatively reviewed!
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My comments on this post have been very negatively reviewed!
A Christmas Tree is probably the only pet you can buy where you can keep its dead body around for a little extra time after it goes and it’s not that weird
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A Christmas Tree is probably the only pet you can buy where you can keep its dead body around for a little extra time after it goes and it’s not that weird
Limiting their screen time is so hard in this crazy modern world
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Limiting their screen time is so hard in this crazy modern world
Nixon: Its the goddamndest thing. You click the cookie, get a million cookies, two million cookies. Unimaginable
Kissinger: Yes Mr. President
Kissinger: Yes Mr. President
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nixon: Its the goddamndest thing. You click the cookie, get a million cookies, two million cookies. Unimaginable
Kissinger: Yes Mr. President
Kissinger: Yes Mr. President
Why does the NYT games app need a “wrapped” feature? And why is it sponsored by pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly? This feels like a shit post but it’s 100% true
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why does the NYT games app need a “wrapped” feature? And why is it sponsored by pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly? This feels like a shit post but it’s 100% true
British people don’t have to talk like that. It’s a choice they actively make every day, innit
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
British people don’t have to talk like that. It’s a choice they actively make every day, innit
Antinatalist animal lover who gets really upset when you call them a cat dad
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Antinatalist animal lover who gets really upset when you call them a cat dad
Does Guitar George, like, know all the chords in this particular song or does he know *all* the chords?
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Does Guitar George, like, know all the chords in this particular song or does he know *all* the chords?
I bit my cheek pretty hard on accident like a week ago and now there’s a big sore of my cheek right by my back teeth and it’s ruining my life
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I bit my cheek pretty hard on accident like a week ago and now there’s a big sore of my cheek right by my back teeth and it’s ruining my life
Would literally rather go to therapy than watch Materialists again
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Would literally rather go to therapy than watch Materialists again
Okay, playing out the first rivers touchdown with “what’s my age again” is pretty funny
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Okay, playing out the first rivers touchdown with “what’s my age again” is pretty funny
Mahomes got sacked and the announcer said “he is devoured back at the 37”. Devoured
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mahomes got sacked and the announcer said “he is devoured back at the 37”. Devoured
What, like, indefinitely?
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What, like, indefinitely?
Dude at work with the absolute drip today
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dude at work with the absolute drip today
K-pop daughter, Black Hole son
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
K-pop daughter, Black Hole son
The dentist said that I didn’t really have to floss if I don’t want to because “you’re so good at swishing”
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The dentist said that I didn’t really have to floss if I don’t want to because “you’re so good at swishing”
The cat woke me up at 1 this morning cause his bowl was empty and wouldn’t take no for an answer
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The cat woke me up at 1 this morning cause his bowl was empty and wouldn’t take no for an answer