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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 9h

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 9h

AV fam really pulled up to my wedding 😭 💙

I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life

I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me

I love my AV fam frfr 🫶

- Ike

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 10d

Hi

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 10d

I will double the intern and give it to the next person

NERD @splatnerd.bsky.social · 11d

500 social media interns or a jay-z that doubles every day 🤔

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 11d

100 thousand Aquatic Vanguards or dinner with the social media intern

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 12d

Only if you behave with Neato

Twig @twigthebluepikmin.bsky.social · 12d

I should be allowed to see my friends in-person whenever we want, it aint fair

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 22d

Does anyone remember when Graggle Simpson was a part of Aquatic Vanguard?

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · 23d

Do you guys fuck with Blop Bop?

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 10

No that just means the audience members are the ones doing something wrong

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 10

Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 10

Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 8

I really, really, REALLY don't know what you're on about

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 8

You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself

Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 8

You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself

Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 6

what a yapper

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 6

I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.

anyway who ripping they tidd

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 6

I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.

anyway who ripping they tidd

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 6

FURTHER MENTION OF THIS SPELLING ERROR WILL RESULT IN DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES.

- Returning AV intern

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.

anyway who ripping they tidd

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

*tide

it's been a while

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.

anyway who ripping they tidd

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Aug 11

IM NOT THE ONE TRYING TO FIND THEM, IT'S YOU WHO HAS TO, besides that intern cant even make waffles

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Aug 11

We have a winner, no kraft single waffles for ANYONE ELSE

But pleas ehave fun finding the fuckers anyhow!

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Aug 11

Whoever can find all 4 of the fuckers™ will get a specialized waffle personally made by AV's Amazaing Intern topped with a delectable diabolical Kraft™ Single™

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Aug 11

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Jul 24

I DONT USUALLY MAKE THE DRIP PIC POSTS OKAY? IKE NEVER SHOWED UP WHEN I TRIED TO TAG HIM FOR SOME REASON, IM THE NEWER INTERN AND I WAS ON 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LEAVE ME BEEEE

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Jul 24

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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Jul 24

Damn bro I botched the hell outta this post, maybe we do need that old int-... no NO NOT THEM!!

aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Jul 24

I want to go to sleep i had 5 hours of sleep oh god why did I play Splatoon SOS the tournament on 5 hours of sleep what is wrong with me

Oh btw AV got 3rd in Lantern Bracken I think!
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aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023) @aquaticvanguard.bsky.social · Jul 24

4TH DAMMIT, I MEANT 4TH PLACEEE

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