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Idiot, but not savant.
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🚨 NEW TOOLKIT ALERT 🚨 This toolkit draws on lessons learned in MN and other communities that have been successfully resisting. bit.ly/resistingocc...

#AbolishICE #50501movement #NoKings #ICEwatch
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
June 9, 2010. Namsung Boys College Prep High School, Iksan, South Korea.

"Teacher, what does 'pussy' mean?". Me, "Ok, I'll write this on the board. There's basically 3 meanings.

Kitten/cat. As in 'pussycat'.

Coward. As in, 'Don't be a pussy and drink that beer'.
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June 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was next to a cyber truck from my neighborhood and gave it the thumbs down. She rolled down her window to yell at me, but the light turned green to get onto 5. I couldn't tell who was driving until she rolled down the window. I wonder what she was going to say. Probably the 14 words.

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March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Bars where you can choose any song in the digital jukebox are fun. I like playing Brainwash by Flipper several times in a row. It already repeats itself several times. Fun times as long as they don't know who did it.

youtu.be/HXArvHfC2qY?...
Flipper - Brainwash
YouTube video by TrampGrunger
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Month 3 of Musk's presidency will be like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9tS...
Post Apocalyptic DJ, Motormouth in the morning. Kids in the Hall
YouTube video by OGshmo
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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B-More for the win
February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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We have a website version of the Project 2025 tracker now

(Big thanks to u/mollynaquafina)

project2025-tracker.vercel.app
Project 2025 Tracker
Track the progress on Project 2025
project2025-tracker.vercel.app
February 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Keep track of which Project 2025 goals have been implemented and which are in progress

#KeepTrack

keeptrack.substack.com/p/project-20...
Project 2025 tracker is now live
Keep track of Project 2025's goals
keeptrack.substack.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
If I had a doll baby, it would look exactly like a Monchichi. Then I wouldn't know if it was my doll baby or if my whore of a mannequin wife was cheating on me!
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It's probably a good time to remind Americans that the Heritage Foundation gave the first edition of Mandate for Leadership (Project 2025) to Ronald Reagan in 1981, and Reagan implemented 60% into "Reaganomics" This edition Trump is rolling out is the 9th edition.
February 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A long time ago I was in a slapdash Star Trek themed punk band called “No Kill I, the Next Generation” … we were lightly featured in “Trekkies 2”. Here’s one of our ridiculous, delightful songs: www.youtube.com/watch
August 26, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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February 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Lil Bunnies. Punk rock band. 1994, I think. Sacramento California at the Loft.
January 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jan 23, 2014 Private tutoring school. Cheonan, South Korea
Conversation with a 7 year old Korean girl:
Me, Emily.
- Yes, I know.
Emily. E. M. I. L. Y.
- What? Are you upset about the untimely demise of Bob Crane as well?
E. M. I. L. Y. Emily!

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January 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My degree is Anthropology and I think a lot about the cult class I took. The prof explaining how Germany became a Nazi country and the cargo cults and the MSG cult. But especially about fucking Nazi fucking Germany.
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Jan 22, 2015.

At the Palace of the Queen of Sheba (near Salalah, Oman). The guard asks, "What country?". I answer "USA". He says, "Your president is from 'Niger' and is black. I don't like him. What do you think of him?".

I wanted to say, "He's from Kenya and is Muslim" but it'd be lost on him.
January 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Bluesky with a short post makes it a pain. I have short one paragraph stories from years of teaching English in other countries and they look dumb when I make them into 2 paragraphs. They need a hire character limit, dagnabbit.
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My "favorite" thing is introducing my current girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend and then they start comparing notes. I think my current gf will be an ex by the end of the night.
January 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
From Jan 12, 2010. Namsung All Boys College Prep High School. Iksan, South Korea.

In class a student asked about my neighbors. I said I hadn't met any but they're quiet -- except the one that has super loud sex.
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jan 10, 2010. Namsung Boys High School, Iksan, South Korea

Coworker, "See that jacket? Rabbit fur. Very expensive!" Me, "Do they raise rabbits here?" Coworker, "What's rabbit?". He wasn't kidding. I love Korea!
January 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I called the restaurant where Jim Rockford parks his trailer. It hasn't burned down. They're closed for a few days but expect to survive. Laughing at myself. #RockfordFiles
January 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM