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Archie the Keyboard Monkey

@archiethemonkey.bsky.social

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Heya! I'm Archie, a monkey fur in the macro/micro community! I write, I develop games (sometimes), and I love making new friends! DMs absolutely allowed, but please keep in mind it may take time to respond! <3

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · Oct 10

They introduce pinned posts today!

So wanna lay some things out that I want in the forefront (Probably a thread):

First, I am terrible at following up with people and initiating conversations. We might never speak if we don't talk, and you're waiting for me to start that conversation.

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Tapa 🔜 BLFC @tapa.bsky.social · 6h

Day 10.

monkey feet

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 19h

This.

Support independent artists! So many furry artists are struggling hard with crippling financial situations and, by doing business with them, you're making their lives easier at the same time!

Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 20h

Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg

Spazzy 📎 @spazzy.bsky.social · 22h

Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀

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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 1d

Comm for @apeaaron.bsky.social !
A very cool sona I gotta admit.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, it's better than what I do: just don't say anything for weeks and weeks, assuming sharing many things relevant to my interests will be met with apathy at best, so I just don't bother. XD

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 1d

I think you should share what makes you happy. Whether it's art, music, or what have you!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 1d

The sheer amount of people I follow with crippling debt and a serious need for financial help crushes my soul.

The worst part? If I gave even a single dollar to every single one of them, I would need to ask for financial help myself.

Capitalism sucks, friends.

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DrewfyWoofy @drewfy.bsky.social · 1d

Commission done for @jamestmedak.bsky.social of a new character! Bur the Caged Goonmonkey. He's all caged up and happy to show his feet off.

#feetsky #feet #furryart #gayfurry #gayfeet #nsfw #nsfwfurryart #hypnosis

"You could almost feel sorry for Bur. Just a year who he bristled at the idea of gooning to guys locked up cocks, but now, he is in it. He sees the errors in having a screamingly horny meat antenna control his days. The key was in the cage, the strain was his new god. Bur loved sex but never saw himself as a throbbing cuck of a monkey. A goon monkey. The files keep telling him to goon, to thank his cage for keeping him uncummed, to thank the spiral-maker by ingesting even more spirals. Soon Bur would realize that work and sleep are just intermissions between caged goon sessions. The more dick drool the better. The higher the number of uncummed days the better. The goonier the monkey, the better the goon. Pulsing for the sight of every detail of toe beans. The only way out is through. There is no rock bottom when your only goal in life is to keep digging..."

-- JamesTMedak

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 2d

With alt text because I posted before I thought:

A listing for Sid Meier's Civilization VII on Steam, showing that it's discounted by 30% from $99.99 to $69.99. Prior to the discount, the game retailed for $69.99.

Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 2d

2K Games literally pulled an American Healthcare System on Civ VII. Says it's on my wishlist, but not anymore it's not.

What a scummy thing to do.

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Artie Zephyr <HIATUS> 🏳️‍🌈 🐵🦎 @punkymunky.bsky.social · 4d

CW: #Macro #Micro

Well, I feel like garbage, and am gonna spend the rest of the day resting, but Monkey seems to be ready for mischief with some tiny bugs. Who knows what they'll get up to.

Hope you like it. I think i did all right, all things considered!

#PunkyMunkyArt #Furry #Monkey #Piercings

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✨️Black Barbershop Peggy✨️ @nokemy.bsky.social · 4d

...!!

He doesn't like being interrupted

one of several comm wips currently cookin' though this is one of the wetter ones :>

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 4d

Who hurt Goro Majima in this scene?

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Animancer @animancer.bsky.social · 4d

Wheeler won the Monthly Madness spin back in August (an art activity/raffle we do on my Discord) so I drew his gun slinging, kickboxing sheriff monke. Does this count as a handstand?

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King Anthony @megaarts.bsky.social · Oct 25

Big multi mile high monkeys are just better~

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Feeling real good and grounded after going to an LGS to play some commander for the first time.

I'm not touching grass, but I am touching Forests. And I'm feeling like it's pulling me away from this whole "chronically online" thing and towards more analog hobbies which re-engage my mindfulness.

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Artie Zephyr <HIATUS> 🏳️‍🌈 🐵🦎 @punkymunky.bsky.social · 5d

Bit of an update. It's a slow go, but I like where it's heading!

#Furry #PunkyMunkyArt

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Astro ⭐ @protosaru.bsky.social · 8d

On a Thursday of all days I bring this to you all and I immediately go to sleep.

Posting with and without shading because I don't know which looks better.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 8d

Sorry you're having to deal with those thoughts, dude.

You'll pull through and find the strength to try again before you know it! Take it easy and try to be kind to yourself, okay?

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 8d

Like... I talk to my doctor and psychiatrist about meds causing me fatigue and they'll immediately believe me because I'm a cis, straight-presenting white dude making these complaints.

Except that should be everyone's experience regardless of demographic!

Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 8d

How utterly absurd. You're the one dealing with these symptoms firsthand, how can someone, a professional in the field no less, simply *not* believe you!?

I mean, I know why. The whole "minorities are liars" bullshit infecting our healthcare system. But I hate this for you and I am so sorry.

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 9d

I can't believe they released a whole game based on the Ivalice raids from Final Fantasy XIV!

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 9d

The White House is openly admitting that they don't see Trans people or criminals as human beings here.

Also, I'd love the government to be tougher on crime. White collar crime often goes entirely unpunished! Get more asses on tax evasion and wage theft!

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Typhon🐊🍖 @typhoncroc.bsky.social · 9d

"Yeah, yeah, I hear ya knocking... better be important because I was busy doing something!"

Ook-tober is upon us, and that means Ook-phon returns

Hope ya like it ^^ 💚🦍

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Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 9d

I have to imagine a significant amount of the time of medical professionals is dedicated to being on hold with private insurance, as well.

Archie the Keyboard Monkey @archiethemonkey.bsky.social · 11d

It's something I have to work on still, but I thank you for sharing this.

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