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Archie the Keyboard Monkey
@archiethemonkey.bsky.social
Heya! I'm Archie, a monkey fur in the macro/micro community! I write, I develop games (sometimes), and I love making new friends! DMs absolutely allowed, but please keep in mind it may take time to respond! <3
I get Edwin from Baldur's Gate.

No, not that one, the older one.
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 AM
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Lorwyn Eclipsed spoilers came out recently. And like OG Lorwyn, we have some card art just for us!

(These are all the same card, just different artworks).
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 AM
That's tough! I mean, I think one of my favorites that I tend to fall back on, and admittedly not really one that is too often explored is nanos living in on the body of a macro. Be it symbiotic, parasitic, or even a more sadistic macro using certain parts of their body as dungeons!
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don't normally do these because I don't take compliments well? But this is less "how good/bad I am?" and more "Who do I most resemble?" so it feels more okay.
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Love him! When I see this guy, I can't help myself from thinking about Stu from Monster Prom. Who actually has very much the same kind of energy!
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?

I think I only ever saw this episode one time and it lived in my head rent free for years.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
THEM

I know the game only just got kickstarter funding

BUT THEM THO

(From Starfinder: Afterlight. The big guy's name is Kole Stryker, the little guy's Tycho.)
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
With alt text because I posted before I thought:
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
2K Games literally pulled an American Healthcare System on Civ VII. Says it's on my wishlist, but not anymore it's not.

What a scummy thing to do.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In no universe do I think I could fix him. But I'd relish the chance to try.

Rakdos, Magic: the Gathering
September 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You can find it right here in a brand new supercategory for all forms of multimedia!
July 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Got this piece from
@soren-ocelot.bsky.social
just now! Figured I'd look into a more interesting place to live and this *was* a cheap alternative...
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I mean... if the right one asked...
May 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@punkymunky.bsky.social surprised me with this for my birthday and I feel like I'm about to cry right now.

Thank you so, so, so much!! <3
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Never ask me to ice a cake ever again.

This is cursed.
April 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hope everyone's enjoying Oblivion Remastered! I've been seeing people post screenshots of their characters and they look great!

Here's mine. Looks a little weird. Has a strange "kernel" in there for some reason. But surely, it's fine... right?
April 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I really wish I could do more than this, and I genuinely hope you will be able to raise the money you need to overcome this.
April 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The game in question.
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Post the first game you played

(Mine's not cool enough to have an animated gif)
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A scene from media that absolutely destroyed you. GIFs only

Not a movie but it still hurts.

This cutscene devastates me every time. I refuse to provide the context. Go play Final Fantasy XIV, I beg.

(Also, this is my second attempt at posting an animated GIF. If it doesn't work, I'm sorry.)
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've finally picked up Metaphor: ReFantazio.

I am completely normal about this man, I swear.

(Please do not spoil anything in the comments. I already spoiled myself enough just finding an image of the guy.)
December 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I confess, I don't create much these days. But when I do, this is definitely the energy I feel I have when I do. It's definitely the default energy I tend to have.
November 3, 2024 at 11:29 AM