Top 10 signs of Terrible Women 🙃

-Born in April, Nov, or June
-Can parallel park on 1st try
-Big glasses frames
-Smile & laugh while visibly mad
-Brakes on her car loud Af
-Under 5’5
-Feet stay ice cold
-Mole on her bottom lip
-One small move & everything on her jiggles
-Red tattoos

If you’re the kind of person who easily forgets what you’ve accomplished, you need a practice for reminding yourself. Count the years, the finished projects, the progress, the praise, count it all up and use it as evidence against the ever present criticism in your head that you’re not doing enough.

Took 2 shots of repo & noticed my TL looking too peaceful, im coming to change that 😈

So, after 48 years of traditional Christmases, my wife and I are considering skipping this year, going to a tropical climate and hanging out on the beach. Essentially the plot of “Christmas With the Kranks”. Your thoughts?

What you gone do if I break In yo house at 5am & put the chicken you thawed overnight back in the freezer??

Now, let's see POTUS Biden perform a few MORE surprises for ALL Americans, before he leaves us in the unpredictable, vindictive hands of Trump.