Arthur Fischer
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If these fucking traitors want to join the US, they should just make their way back to the Coutts crossing. I'm sure they remember the way from 2022.
B.C. premier says Alberta separatists seeking assistance from U.S. is 'treason' | CBC News
British Columbia Premier David Eby says Alberta separatists meeting with the Trump administration for financial backing is an act of treason and an issue he'll raise as the premiers gather with the pr...
www.cbc.ca
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
If these fucking traitors want to join the US, they should just make their way back to the Coutts crossing. I'm sure they remember the way from 2022.
With "friends" like the USA, Canada has no need for enemies.
Scott Bessent warns Carney to stop 'virtue signalling' amid looming trade talks | CBC News
The Trump administration is once again ramping up its rhetorical pressure on Canada, with U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent issuing a fresh warning to Prime Minister Mark Carney over looming trade...
www.cbc.ca
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
With "friends" like the USA, Canada has no need for enemies.
"Buy our jets or we'll invade your airspace more" is sure to win Pete Hoekstra new friends in Canada.
ANALYSIS | NORAD would be 'altered' if Canada doesn’t buy F-35 jets, warns Trump envoy to Ottawa | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump’s envoy to Ottawa is warning of consequences to the continental defence pact if Canada does not move forward with the purchase of 88 F-35 fighter jets.
www.cbc.ca
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
"Buy our jets or we'll invade your airspace more" is sure to win Pete Hoekstra new friends in Canada.
Trump is back to calling Canada's Prime Minister "Governor." His designs on Canada are not over. Neither are his designs on Greenland.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Trump is back to calling Canada's Prime Minister "Governor." His designs on Canada are not over. Neither are his designs on Greenland.
Any Albertan that wants to become American should make their way to the Coutts border crossing. I image none of them need directions, seeing as that's where they held their "blockade" in 2022.
Bessent pushes Albertan independence from Canada: "Albertans are very independent people. There's a rumor they may have a referendum on whether they want to stay in Canada or not. People are talking. People want sovereignty. They want what the US has got."
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Any Albertan that wants to become American should make their way to the Coutts border crossing. I image none of them need directions, seeing as that's where they held their "blockade" in 2022.
"Fetch" won't happen unless you make "fetch" happen, and my wealth is dependent on "fetch" happening, so make "fetch" happen, you fucking peasants!
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"Fetch" won't happen unless you make "fetch" happen, and my wealth is dependent on "fetch" happening, so make "fetch" happen, you fucking peasants!
I don't think I'll ever forgive USians for allowing it to go this far.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I don't think I'll ever forgive USians for allowing it to go this far.
"... it’s just unclear now what the $1 billion permanent membership fee is for."
It's for the enrichment of Donald Trump. It doesn't take a band of teenagers and a Great Dane to figure this out.
It's for the enrichment of Donald Trump. It doesn't take a band of teenagers and a Great Dane to figure this out.
Carney mulling $1B membership to Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’
The Canadian PM said the POTUS invite came "a few weeks ago."
www.politico.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"... it’s just unclear now what the $1 billion permanent membership fee is for."
It's for the enrichment of Donald Trump. It doesn't take a band of teenagers and a Great Dane to figure this out.
It's for the enrichment of Donald Trump. It doesn't take a band of teenagers and a Great Dane to figure this out.
Whatever they did that made the Master banish them to this insignificant shitball floating in a dark corner of the universe, I am grateful for it.
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January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Whatever they did that made the Master banish them to this insignificant shitball floating in a dark corner of the universe, I am grateful for it.
Ed Davey is the extremely rare British politician who has always been extremely clear-eyed and honest about the threat posed by Trump regime.
Starmer’s US policy lies in tatters. Trump is now punishing the UK and NATO allies just for doing the right thing.
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down from this reckless plan.
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down from this reckless plan.
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ed Davey is the extremely rare British politician who has always been extremely clear-eyed and honest about the threat posed by Trump regime.
Just close down the CBC at this point.
ANALYSIS | Countries have gotten results after enriching the Trumps. Could Canada do the same? | CBC News
Countries that have relied on traditional diplomacy to deal with the Trump administration have had less success than countries that have found ways to directly enrich the Trump family and those close ...
www.cbc.ca
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Just close down the CBC at this point.
Twelve members of the current Florida Panthers roster come from a country Trump has threatened. Fuck each of them.
Trump during Florida Panthers celebration: "I heard they have a little surprise. Ooh, that looks nice. I hope it's the stick and not just the shirt. That stick looks beautiful. That looks beautiful. Maybe I get both, who the hells knows. I'm president, I'll just take them."
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Twelve members of the current Florida Panthers roster come from a country Trump has threatened. Fuck each of them.
CBS News is regime media.
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
CBS News is regime media.
The UK's fetishization of the so-called "special relationship" with the US (one that the US only gives lip service to when in the presence of Brits) has lead to this: a complete unwillingness to denounce Trump's clear imperial ambitions.
Jeez. Greenland is in the NATO alliance. How hard can this be?
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The UK's fetishization of the so-called "special relationship" with the US (one that the US only gives lip service to when in the presence of Brits) has lead to this: a complete unwillingness to denounce Trump's clear imperial ambitions.
Fuck me. Mr. James O'Brien is continuing to carry water for Keir Starmer's carrying of water for Donald Trump.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Fuck me. Mr. James O'Brien is continuing to carry water for Keir Starmer's carrying of water for Donald Trump.
I hope all those leaders, especially those in Canada and Europe, who made milquetoast remarks following the Trump regime's illegal actions in Venezuela are happy with themselves.
Trump: "We need Greenland from a national security situation. It's so strategic. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships all over the place. We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security. And Denmark is not gonna be able to do it ... the EU needs us to have it"
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I hope all those leaders, especially those in Canada and Europe, who made milquetoast remarks following the Trump regime's illegal actions in Venezuela are happy with themselves.
I liked it better when constructing a ball room was Trump's primary focus.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I liked it better when constructing a ball room was Trump's primary focus.
"The President of the United States of America is just a smol bean" is a fucking insane take.
5. I have no respect for Donald Trump. He diminishes everything he touches. But focusing on him right now is like being bitten by your neighbor’s unleashed, unfenced rabid dog and focusing on the dog. If we don’t hold his enablers to account we’re going to keep getting bit.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"The President of the United States of America is just a smol bean" is a fucking insane take.
Anyone who thinks these sorts of actions by the current USian regime will be limited to Venezuela is a fucking idiot. Europeans should see this as a direct threat to Greenland. Canadians should see this as a direct threat to their sovereignty. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Anyone who thinks these sorts of actions by the current USian regime will be limited to Venezuela is a fucking idiot. Europeans should see this as a direct threat to Greenland. Canadians should see this as a direct threat to their sovereignty. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Surprisingly, not The Onion.
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Surprisingly, not The Onion.
I'm beginning to lose faith in the institution of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I'm beginning to lose faith in the institution of the FIFA Peace Prize.
Mark Rutte has "daddy" issues.
NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte has pushed back against calls for Europe to break away militarily from the United States, arguing that Washington remains a dependable security partner despite growing doubts inside the EU.
NATO chief Rutte rejects EU defense breakaway from US
“I am absolutely convinced that the United States stands fully behind NATO,” Rutte told the German Press Agency.
www.politico.eu
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Mark Rutte has "daddy" issues.
People get off accusing opponents of a genocidal ethnostate of antisemitism. They'll keep at it no matter how many times world leading genocide experts call a genocide by its proper name: a genocide.
People get off on accusing Jews of genocide. They'll keep at it no matter how many times they have to change their underwear.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
People get off accusing opponents of a genocidal ethnostate of antisemitism. They'll keep at it no matter how many times world leading genocide experts call a genocide by its proper name: a genocide.
I'm sure being a landlocked country whose economy is reliant on resource extraction will work out great for them. That or being a territory of the US. (A reminder that only Congress can admit new states, and those in Congress are loathe to reduce their own power. Territories, on the other hand...)
Proposed referendum question on separation from Canada approved by Elections Alberta | CBC News
Elections Alberta has announced that it has approved a proposed referendum question on the province separating from Canada.
www.cbc.ca
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I'm sure being a landlocked country whose economy is reliant on resource extraction will work out great for them. That or being a territory of the US. (A reminder that only Congress can admit new states, and those in Congress are loathe to reduce their own power. Territories, on the other hand...)
Translation: Bari is going to transform it into a puff piece of Stephen Miller.
Statement from CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss:
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Translation: Bari is going to transform it into a puff piece of Stephen Miller.